finnrott, you seem to be the kind of American the stereotypes are based on:
Speaking of ice cubes. I had no idea how bass ackwards those jamokes in Europe were, until I took my family to Euro Disney.
Is that everyone in Europe, just the "frogs" or just those working at an American-owned theme park?
Perhaps if you didn't expect everything to be exactly as it is in the US, you wouldn't have a problem. But you were in a western-themed hotel in Disneyland. Why the hell did you even bother coming to Europe? America does much better American-style theme parks than we ever will. I realise there's very little else in Europe of any cultural interest, but you could have just gone to Florida and knocked yourself out with big buckets of ice and air-conditioning and staff who speak your language.
There wasn't a single place we visited in France that had air conditioning or ice cubes, must be reserved for the rich and famous.
The French are used to their climate. They don't have the same mentality as Americans who have to live in a temperature-controlled environment. Acclimatising to different weather conditions is not that difficult if you give it a chance. Ice is available on request
And if you didn't attempt to speak to them in French, they treated you very rudely.
Unlike the USA, where all workers dealing with the public are trained in a variety of languages? Possibly - and this may stretch your tiny mind so try to keep up - they weren't being rude so much as not fluent in your language. Or maybe, through some cultural oddity, they thought you were being rude by not even attempting to speak their language when you were a guest in their country.
We'll talk about the smelly hairy French women later
Fuck you, you ignorant racist turd. You are the reason Celtic made such inflammatory comments. You and the other pig-ignorant blinkered loud American tourists who are unable to understand or appreciate anything outside the crass, commercialised bubble of stupidity they choose to live in. Go back to your Magic Kingdom and your Big Macs. Europe doesn't want you.