We got the same 'recommendations' in our meeting last night. These are the highlights (you may want to get a bucket, because you may feel nauseated):
- You brothers should ask Jehovah for forgiveness if you don't have two bible studies. It looks like Jehovah is asking for a quota now? Pharisees!
- When the CO comes you should give money to cover his expenses, but don't worry we got it covered. We just take the money from the CBox without telling you now. You don't need to rise your hand if you approve the expenses any more, but it is good idea to give him additional cash and food for the dinner and breakfast. What?!!! Paul worked. Why the CO can't? Pharisees!
- The numbers are down. It is your fault! Go and do more! What?!!! Pharisees!
- Pedos? What pedos? That's a lie! They didn't even mention the thing. Most of the brothers and sisters in our congo doesn't know or don't want to know. Pharisees!!!
That's my rant. Thank you for tuning in. Next episode: Eating turkey is a sin.
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