I think it means not to have sex with your wife while she's on her period and you're strangling her. Laugh if you must, but some people are into that kind of thing, you know!
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I got tickled
by dinah ini read this scripture quoted on another board:.
28. its apparent to the holy breath and to us, that we shouldnt put any burdens on you, other than these necessary things: 29. stay away from things that are sacrificed to idols, from blood, from things that are strangled, and from sexual immorality.
if you stay away from these things, you will do well.
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Is that a pumpkin in your window, brother?
by Fatfreek inthe circuit overseer, henry judson, came up to me during the circuit assembly.
"brother miller, it's been reported that your family may have a pumpkin in your window.
" he waited for an answer although he never asked a question.
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To this day I still wonder why the JW youths don't go out in field service on Haloween night. It's the one night of the year you can pretty much count on everybody answering the door.
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Step-Daughter Farks up Halloween.....
by MinisterAmos ini finally get the wife to promise and dress up in costume to take our 3y/o out trick or treating with us!
i won right?
my wife spends hours getting ready, we blow off the dub school for the night, it's dark and our daughter is in her princess dress,..... .
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Here in Georgia, we have a lot of crazy baptists who don't beleive in trick or treat because "Haloween is Evil" but yet they have a "Fall Festival" at their respective churches on Haloween where kids dress up in costumes and get candy and there are pumpkins. It's kind of like celebrating Chrismas, except with an oak tree in the living room.
Anyway..... my daughter, wife, niece and sister in law are out with trick or treating and some crazy baptist-type-looney tune is out in the street accosting the kids telling them they're evil!
That lady was lucky that I was back at our house handing out candy and not out with the kids. There's no telling what might have happened - to her! Damn, I had to spend my whole childhood under the oppressive thumb of the JWs, I'll be damned if some "Bah Humbug" type old crone is going to spoil Haloween for my kid! Harumph!
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Racism has reared its ugly head
by dinah inhello folks.
seriously need to vent.. my daughter had a boyfriend who broke up with her today because her parents don't want him seeing a half-black girl.
he said his parents screamed at him all night.
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And Lucy was purportedly a communist as well! Wow. Shouldn't have let that Cuban-loving Communist have a TV show! hee hee. Nah, I Love Lucy was great. Communists still suck, though.
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Georgia apostates... we have enough for a fest.
by dawg inok< i've pm everyone that is from georgia that may want to get together.... will everyone pitch in and help set a date?
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I'm game. The holidays are upon us! We should have an apostachristmasfest! :)
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What is with the JW hate towards the depressed?
by 5go inwhy do they treat the like the have sinned a great sin ( oh wait i might of answered it doh!
) when they are just down a bit..
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How can a JW NOT be depressed? Geezus! I was depressed as hell and thought about slitting my wrists in the middle of a district convention because I didn't know how to sit through three days of that crap.
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Is there a God? The musings of madman as he walks through the woods
by dawg inbear with me, i promice you'll be happy you read this, .
here at uga, i studied in the micro-biology department for the first three years of college-organic chem 3 pretty much ended my career.
i think evolution is pretty sound sans the fact that they haven't answered the question of how life began.
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Dawg, at least you lived with a beatiful coed, though. Count your blessings! Hee hee. I wonder about God a lot, too. The thing that bothers me the most is this.... Every damned idiot who I DON'T want to communicate with has several ways of contacting me. I can get emailed, faxed, my home phone, work phone, cell phone, even my mail box.... they can even knock on my door and talk to me. But yet the all powerfull and all knowing God can't communicate with anyone. We can talk to him, but he can't talk to us. That's why when people want to get into a religious argument with me, I tell them that arguing over religion is kind of like arguing about which one of us has the best imaginary friend. It just doesn't make sense. I made a deal with God a long time ago. I asked him if it was ok if I didn't go to the Kingdom Hall anymore and if it was ok with him that he should give me absolutely no sign. He didn't give me a sign, so we're cool. If God wants me, he knows where to find me.
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In the beginning...... Sylvia created the GENESIS thread, and she saw that it was good........
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Help needed: Killing the 'The light gets brighter' argument?
by jah1914 inso after the revelation study last night where the paragraph was talking about how russell's interpertation of revelation basically didn't work and got discarded, my wife comments with the same old,"the light gets brigther, that's why i respect fds because at least they will change when they figure out something is wrong.
" (insert vomit here) afterwards, me and the book study conductor(i have to at least give him credit, he is someone i can talk to freely about my questions and he has not,as of yet, turned me in) got into a discussion of what 'the light gets brighter' really means.
he basically says so the brothers have made changes, so what?
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A light can only get so bright before it burns out! Keep that in mind.
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WT study and talk about sex..
by chappy indoes anyone remember any kind of wt study or talk based on the song of soloman?
if so, how'd it go?.
chappy.
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insert 'reference'
Pioneer Spit, I think you have to insert more than a "reference" to get the desired result! LOL