My mom insisted that my Dad say a prayer b4 dinner. He would try to catch us when we weren't ready and then said as fast as he could, "JehovahthankyouforthefoodweareabouttoreceiveinJesusnameAmen".
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What is the shortest prayer you have ever heard in the KH?
by asilentone inone time, a elder said like "heavenly father jehovah, thank you for the meetings.
i pray thru jesus name amen" i was so stunned it was a very short prayer.
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embarassing fs moments
by jehovahsheep inwhat are some strange things that have happened to you in fs?i remember accompying a sister 20 years my senor in the door to door.she started slipping on the ice=i reached out to help her and got 2 handfulls of breast.she proceeded to hold my arm and give me this lustful look with her tongue showing.talk about uncomfortable..
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Those sweet Amish people are the worst puppy millers in the country. They call them cash crops. They also have a huge problem will birth disorders because they intermarrry. I drove thru there and saw those towns like "Intercourse" and stopped to look at this beautiful barn that had the boards hung lengthwise so they could be turned open to dry the tobacco. It was hot and I was wearing shorts, top and flipflops. These women came out and stared at me and whispered to each other. They were wearing the full deal including hats. I said, "Hello, beautiful barn." No answer. "Sure is a hot day." more whispering "Have a nice day" I left. Rude people as far as I can tell.
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"An Encouraging email"- i really almost threw up.....
by New light for you inok.... are you a glutton for punishment?
you'll love this "encouraging email"..... .
i just received this experience from a friend, how loving a father jehovah is!!!
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You hit it on the head LouBelle.
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Painfully Long Prayers on the last day of the 3-day Conventions.
by blkblk13 inanyone else hate this practice?
uve been sitting all day 4 three days @ this place and u just wanna hurry up and finish ur cleaning assignment so u can go out to eat w/ ur friends, but bro.
special speaker from bethel/or do has to give a one man symposium during his prayer recapping every single moment of the past 3 days.. its like they have this formula that they use to determine how long a prayer should be.
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Hey Hortensia. I was there. My mom and I worked in the snow cone booth with a million bees. I fainted standing in the lunch line. It was soooo hot. I felt like a POW.
When my dad would come to the meetings he would time the prayers to see who gave the longest one. Another time this lady sitting in front of him kept picking at her scalp and then looking at whatever she was finding. After about 45 min my dad pretended to pick something out of her hair and popped it in his mouth. My face almost blew off trying to surpress uncontrolled laughter. He was a cool guy.
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I have 2 St Croix sheep. You don't have the sheer them they shed. I got them to keep the yard from overgrowing but they will strip your trees. They don't stink. They follow you everywhere. If I had to do it over I would have chosen geese (Pilgrim or Talouse).
I am going to have nightmares from that goat picture.
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Elder calling around
by Am ha·a'ret ini'm a new member as i've not completely left the org yet and being a "good lil jw" would never have looked at a site like this previously!
there is one elder in the cong who calls around every so often to "chat" as i only stopped attending meeting a couple of months ago.
i've spoken to him about certain subjects - eg the un thing and the misuse of quotes - but he has no useful answers for me.
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Welcome. I wouldn't encourage him. I would avoid him. Caller ID? Don't answer the door even if he sees you. He sounds creepy...like he doesn't have god on his mind. Never be around him wo your husband or your 45.
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George Carlin Has Just Died
by chrisjoel inomg..sad sad sad...just heard on radio ...here in canada.......great comedian and anti religious kinda guy...always brought a smile to my face..... http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/23/george-carlin-dead/.
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Bye, Hippy Dippy Weather Man. You were the best!!!!
He said, "You can prick your finger.....but you can't finger your prick".
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Dogs on the bed yes no?
by restrangled inthis is a lighter topic.. how do you feel about your dogs on the bed?
forbid it?.
my boys are allowed on the bed all day but at night we say "down to the crate" the crate happens to be a very expensive leather couch with many pillows.. they listen to what ever we say, but the human bed seems to be the best place.. i change the sheets every other day.....can't stand the itchy, scrachties!.
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My dogs are regularly bathed. "There ain't no bugs on them". I feel very safe and secure with them there. As far as bacteria in their mouths, yes they have a funky kind that you don't want introduced by a bite but humans and cats have worse bacterial bites than dogs. As far as their "kisses" go. Once my ex husband said "do you know where that dogs mouth has been?" I found out later that he was gay so I'm better off with the dog kisses. The dogs are much cleaner, kinder, absolutly non-deceptive, and will defend me to their death, won't steal my identity and take out loans in my name where my work started garnishing my wages until I got a lawyer, unlike my ex. I'll take a dog any day.
And person from Italy, I went to France on vacation and was in the Louvre with groups of Italian vacationers. Their BO was so bad I had to put a kleenex over my mouth and nose. BO is bacteria caused. My dogs smell wonderful. Baby shampoo.
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A Critique of GB Anthony Morriss 2007 Convention Talk - Barb Anderson
by Dogpatch ina painstaking satire/critique of gb anthony morriss 2007 convention talk, .
http://www.freeminds.org/women/morris2007.htm.
they keep following the lamb no matter where he goes".
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Gee, I thought the only mediator between God and humans was Christ. But then I think that was good ol Paul and he was kind of running his own show by that time.
Reading this makes me sick that I was part of that audience for 36 years.
Thank you for the post. Keep them coming.
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Dogs on the bed yes no?
by restrangled inthis is a lighter topic.. how do you feel about your dogs on the bed?
forbid it?.
my boys are allowed on the bed all day but at night we say "down to the crate" the crate happens to be a very expensive leather couch with many pillows.. they listen to what ever we say, but the human bed seems to be the best place.. i change the sheets every other day.....can't stand the itchy, scrachties!.
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Yes, my dogs sleep on the bed. Well, actually only one. The other prefers his bed on the floor. I keep an old sheet on top of the bedspread. There is no problem with "dominance" I am the boss. The big dog on the floor weighs 145lbs and the "little" dog weighs about 80lbs. They never wake me up or disturb my sleep and are wonderful company. When I had four big dogs in the bed it got a little crowded but as long as I got there first they had to do with what is left of the bed. Now Katie only snuggles when it gets a little cold. A one dog night.