Hey, I gave him a salad!! He won't leave the jar!
momzcrazy
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On Cold Snowy Weekends, What Do You Like To Do?
by minimus inlately, all we get around here is snow!!!!
i'm sick of it.
but at least we have no meetings to attend!.
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momzcrazy
Have a nice fire in the fireplace, make a big breakfast. Have the kids clean the kitchen!!
Watch movies or have bowling competitions on the Wii.
Make dad take the boy out to play in the snow. Be prepared with cocoa and a warm towel for when the boy comes in crying that there is snow on his boots!
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Lets Tell Lies
by unclebruce inmy real name is bruce witherspoon and i migrated to australia from queensland in 1986 after a long and torrid love affair with a jehovah's witness elder called reg billingworth.
when reg died of mysterious circumstances i inherited his sheep station, congregation of country bumkin dubs and bad altitude.. .
bad attitude:.
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momzcrazy
OK, I am really a famous singer. I live in Franklin TN in a manse. I have gardeners, maids and nannies for my kids. I had my own tour bus built to my specifications. I shop at Whole Foods and Trader Joes. But that is only for publicity, Cook does all the food shopping. He can only buy raw foods and I throw my high heels at him if I find processed foods in my 750 sq ft pantry. Luckily my husband is a plastic surgeon, so what my spinning and yoga don't fix he can!
I hate when fans ask for my autograph. I am constantly stopped at Cool Springs Mall and PF Changs by my fans. It gets irritating. Can't a girl shop or have lettuce wraps in peace? But my manager says I must smile and be nice, if not for them I wouldn't have all the oodles of money I have today. Whatever! What about talent?
I look like a goody two shoes. My fans look at me as a wholesome role model. They don't know about the drug filled orgies in the secret rooms of my house. Anyone who's anyone in the biz is there.
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momzcrazy
A little place here called The Depot. It is a historic train depot converted to an eatery. They have huge wonderful salads, and amazing fried dill pickles.
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**** Dedicate a song to your ex thread ****
by FlyingHighNow ini dedicate this song to my second husband.
he is a jw.
i married him at 23 and we divorced when i was 43. i just couldn't live up to his "raised-in-the-truth" fairytale expectations.
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Should Christians carry guns?
by cameo-d indid jesus teach total pacificism?.
when the roman soldiers came for him in the garden, he instructed his disciples to put away their swords after one of them cut the ear of the high priest servant.. if this is true, can we not surmise that the disciples carried weapons?.
how should a non-violent person be prepared to defend himself in a situation of aggression and immediate physical threat?.
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Ladies, please explain your behavior
by Elsewhere ini recently asked a girl out.
she was excited to go so we nailed down some plans and i bought some tickets for a live show at a theater.
the show was for 7:30 pm on friday.
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