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  Is Immunocal the latest witness nutritional miracle supplement?

  by moomanchu in

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  my brother started taking it, now my sister, now my dad.. is this another network marketing scam.

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  jw's seem to be lured to selling and taking nutritional panacea tonics..

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  Why do these MLM miracle products always have such stupid names?

  NutriDrink.

  Healthistat.

  VitaPure.

  Life-o-Max.

  Hey I want royalties if these actually get used.
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  Boring bookstudy book...which one was the worst?

  by White Dove in

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  i remember the old timers saying that the red babylon book was the hardest to understand.. in my memory, i'd have to say the isaiah books and daniel book were the most involved and boring.. the revelation book had gorgeous pictures in it (the writing was horribly boring), so i just looked at them, and i was 22 at the first study of it!.

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  No question, Isaiah books, hands down. That is hell on earth right there.

  At least Revelation and Daniel entertain you with their goofyness. Isaiah was just hypnotically BOOORRING and way too long.
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  Was It Designed? ("Awake!" article parody)

  by inkling in

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  i'm thinking of doing a series.... .

  more on this intelligently designed rapist here: ------.

  [inkling].

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  Tee hee hee! How delightfully inappropriate! Good quality too.
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  We were told off by Pioneers for getting a second dog!

  by Witness 007 in

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  we got ourselves a dog 3 years ago...best decision ever so we got another so they can play together....they are best buds.

  my wifes pioneer friend told her she "should keep her life simple for the kingdom.

  " i think having a life is much more fun.....she can keep her door knocking.

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  Remember to spay and neuter your children!
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  Kingdom Hall Sign Generator

  by reneeisorym in

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  let's have fun with the church sign generator!!!.

  http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/sign11.php.

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  I have never seen anything this awesome in all my life. Thanks!!
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  God and Krypton

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  judges 1:19 and the lord was with judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

  chariots of iron sounds like they had dodge ram trucks or something.

  or maybe armored tanks.

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  I think you got this from the Atheist Bible quiz, yes? ;-)

  Good point... it is intriguing that Almighty God is sweeping away one nation after another to fulfill his promise to his chosen people... but he runs into military technology and is simply baffled. He may consider the nations as a film of dust on the scales, but he seems to have some severe dust allergies...
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  ...Are Jehovah`s Witness`s Christian`s?...

  by OUTLAW in

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  2. beliefs

  christians recognize "jesus",as the mediator between god and man.....jehovah`s witness`s recognize the "watchtower bible and tract society",as the mediator between god and man.....jesus is out of a job!

  !..the wbt$ fired him a long time ago!..lol!

  !......................jehovah`s witness`s don`t follow the words of jesus.they follow the words of the wbt$.....are jehovah`s witness`s christian`s?...................................outlaw

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  The question of whether JWs are Christian, I feel, is a pointless thing to ask.

  Many Christian groups accuse each other of being non-Christian. As a perfect example, the JWs believe they are the ONLY Christian group and ridicule the claims of "Christianity" by other groups. I have no desire to follow in their footsteps in that regard.

  And since I do not claim Christianity for myself, why the hell would I feel a desire to judge what label they should apply to themselves according to their specific wrong interpretation of their made-up book of fairy tales? They can call themselves Snickerdoodles for all I care.

  They claim to follow Christ and call themselves Christians. Bully for them. Is anyone, outside of competing religious nutjobs arguing for their particular Christian views, really concerned about this?
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  Proud father again!

  by caballoSentado in

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  hi friends, .

  as i told you some time ago, my son ended his studies in the top 10% in one of the best universities in our country.

  he has just been hired by one of the biggest and prestigious banks in the country!

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  Congrats on the success, ain't freedom grand? I ain't got no 4.0 GPA but hey as long as I graduate I won't be complaining.
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  JWs and Alternative Medicine.

  by easyreader1970 in

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  two anti-doctor witnesses i am very familiar with are my mother-in-law and my used-to-be best friend's aunt.

  by alternative medicine i mean holistic healing, herbal treatments, etc.

  these people don't go to regular doctors but go to self-proclaimed specialists (i call them shamans) who tell them what foods and plants to eat that will make them all better.

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  The organization has a culture of not trusting anything mainstream in Satan's world, which makes it more vulnerable to these quacks. Remember the electronic radio biola?

  They've always been on the fringe of medicine, from rejecting vaccination to the current ban on blood. They're basically a step away from faith healing, or one of those cults that prays instead of going to the doctor. From what I've seen a lot of JWs are into wierd new-age crap like that thing where you hold a pill in your hand and see if that arm gets stronger, really stupid crap like that.
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  Black Widow Spider bites beware!

  by Thechickennest in

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  this year in our part of the county all spiders and black widows seem to more visable this year than in previous years.

  this brings me to the subject i would like to share with all in with idea that someone might saved some agony.. last thursday night just before i was going bed, a large black spider fell out of my pajama shorts to the floor landing in between my feet.i tried to step back but the spider spun a web between my feet and when i moved the spider moved!

  i finally got a good look at the spider before i wrapped her in tp and flushed her down the toilet.

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  Here in CA I've been noticing it seems like there's more Black Widows every summer (they're a lot more active when it's warm).

  On my property on any given night I can go outside with a flashlight and round up half a dozen at least. One night about a month ago I killed 20.

  Best defense is to clear out junk and generally not give them a lot of places to hide. They like manmade homes best of all-- under cars, in corners behind stationary objects, inside old cardboard boxes, on the underside of chairs and tables, etc. Immature black widows and males are not as easily identifiable as the adult females, but the layperson can identify them by their body shape and their web of unusually strong irregular strands.

  Gregor, I once walked face first into the middle of an occupied giant garden spider web. Now I know what the fly feels like... not pleasant.