As much apathy as you find in the JW's, I'm willing to bet that the voter turnout would be very low.
sooner7nc
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IF JW'S COULD VOTE...
by writetoknow inwould they vote as a group for republicans, democrats, or independant?
and who would the society encourage them to vote for?
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IF JW'S COULD VOTE...
by writetoknow inwould they vote as a group for republicans, democrats, or independant?
and who would the society encourage them to vote for?
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sooner7nc
(AP) New York City Feb. 6th, 2008
The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society today announced it's candidate for the upcoming presidential election, Mr. Theodore "The Hammer" Jaracz. Mr. Jaracz,103, has announced that he will be running on a platform of pro-life, pro-field service, anti-war, pro-war, and pro-pedophilia. He has selected as his campaign slogan "No child left unmolested". A member of the local "Bethel family" who spoke on condition of anonimity said "This is a very exciting time for all of us, as new light has come forth that this is the prophetical fulfillment of some scripture or other". Stocks in janitorial companies rose sharply at the news of Jaracz announcement.
I feel so lucky to live in a country like this.
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Once You Had Doubts, How Long Before You Got On The Internet?
by minimus inthe watchtower society keeps telling everyone to stay away from the evil internet.
they claim that once you surf the internet, even if it's done innocently, it's the beginning of the end.
were you personally affected in your faith because you turned on the computer?
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sooner7nc
The internet, just gave me some folks to talk too about it
I knew in my heart that it couldn't possibly be true. It is totally and completely illogical, and even after reading all the horror stories, explanations of doctrine, arguements between posters about the validity of this or that JW characteristic, etc., it still comes down to the fact that I, in my heart, using all the logic I can muster, beleive that it is a big pile of shit.
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Well I wish I was in the land of cotton....66 degrees F today
by dawg income on southerners, sing with me now.... and for all you yankees, and cannooks/snowbirds.... sunny and 66 degrees f today.... visibility of 10 miles.... .
we have just enought winter here in athens, georgia, home of those beloved university of georgia bulldawgs, for me to want it to go away, and usually when i'm getting sick of it, here comes the sun..... how's it where you all are?.
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sooner7nc
Hell, I don't care. I'm just trying to keep the natives from roasting us alive.
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Flimsy Excuses to Miss a Meeting
by WTWizard inwe have seen that they are cracking down on skipping boasting sessions.
i have seen that thread stating the three f's (fever, fracture, funeral) as the only valid excuses for missing one.
and there are reports that the book study hounder will hound people for missing one.
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sooner7nc
I had a cousin that Superglued her fingers together so as not to have to go. Turns out that she got caught forny-katin and she was using any excuse not to go face the music, including injuring herself. Of course, she was also an idiot, so it may have been accidental.
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Well I wish I was in the land of cotton....66 degrees F today
by dawg income on southerners, sing with me now.... and for all you yankees, and cannooks/snowbirds.... sunny and 66 degrees f today.... visibility of 10 miles.... .
we have just enought winter here in athens, georgia, home of those beloved university of georgia bulldawgs, for me to want it to go away, and usually when i'm getting sick of it, here comes the sun..... how's it where you all are?.
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sooner7nc
Yeah the Naggies are really prickish at times. I probably despise them worse that the Shorthorns.
Oh yes, dawg and I are discussing football teams and not individuals mostly.
All you Texans don't need to be hatin.
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Well I wish I was in the land of cotton....66 degrees F today
by dawg income on southerners, sing with me now.... and for all you yankees, and cannooks/snowbirds.... sunny and 66 degrees f today.... visibility of 10 miles.... .
we have just enought winter here in athens, georgia, home of those beloved university of georgia bulldawgs, for me to want it to go away, and usually when i'm getting sick of it, here comes the sun..... how's it where you all are?.
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sooner7nc
I live in Texas, have for 10 years, but was born and raised in Oklahoma, and still tell people I'm from there. I really love the state of Texas but am so fed up with the way native born Texans always act like everything begins and ends with Texas, that it's the greatest place that's ever been discovered in mankinds history. So, I always tell people I'm from Oklahoma, and act like a total prick during Red River Shootout Week.
I'm not from Muskogee, but I love that song! The only thing is though, that part were he says "We don't make a party outta lovin, We like holdin hands and pitchin woo" First off, I don't know how to pitch "woo" or even what it looks like, and it sounds like it might hurt. But I've got to make a party outta lovin. I mean, your getting laid for god's sake. That's reason enough to throw a party.
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Well I wish I was in the land of cotton....66 degrees F today
by dawg income on southerners, sing with me now.... and for all you yankees, and cannooks/snowbirds.... sunny and 66 degrees f today.... visibility of 10 miles.... .
we have just enought winter here in athens, georgia, home of those beloved university of georgia bulldawgs, for me to want it to go away, and usually when i'm getting sick of it, here comes the sun..... how's it where you all are?.
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sooner7nc
83 degrees here in Texas. This makes my fat-ass sweaty, and I don't like that, but I guess it's better than freezing to death.
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sooner7nc
I found that after I started taking Zoloft that I had very little tolerance for alcohol. I've always enjoyed drinking, but now after 3 or 4 beers, I feel dizzy and nauseous. If I go off the Zoloft these episodes slowly decrease until they don't happen anymore.
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Music for Bad Moods
by metatron ini've discovered that, when i am in a bad mood, i don't want to be cheered up as much as agreed with.
in that spirit, i offer the following.
as theme music for various negative states of mind.. hating everybody:.
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sooner7nc
Metallica's cover of the Budgies "Breadfan"