VoidEater

Joined

• started 20 topics
• posted 3,056 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by VoidEater

• 
  11

  So there was this duck...

  by confliction in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one fine saturday morning you're sleeping in, when the doorbell rings.. to your surprise, when you answer the door, it's- you guessed it- a duck.. so the duck tells you, "hello, my name is mallard.

  i talk to jesus so you should listen to me because the world will end in 10 seconds.".

  you say to the duck, "interesting...", you say.. 3 minutes pass while the duck is hiding his cross, child abuse papers, and freemason symbols.... .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  Duck needs to learn these lines: "My hearing is not so good - I can only hear what God is telling me. I don't know what God is telling you."

  I think God is telling the duck to commit suicide. Preferably by drowning in a sweet and sour sauce.
• 
  57

  Homosexuality is a Sin. Beleive me, you'll want to see this!

  by whereami in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the definition of "pot meets kettle".

  this is just to funny.

  how is anyone supposed to take religion seriously, really.. .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  Have headache. Cannot take in any more hysteria today.

  ;-)
• 
  23

  Liberals = Hipocrates

  by Dark Side in

  1. social
  2. current

  general petraeus has received obama's full support, in spite of the fact he was called general betray us by the lefties.. http://abcnews.go.com/politics/decision2008/story?id=3581727&page=1.

  what say you, hipocrites?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  ^ What BB said.

  I guess I missed the lib meeting where we all got down on the Petraeus thing.
• 
  57

  this lurker's first post.

  by dances with smurfs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  :|.

  ...........im gonna go have an anxiety attack now.

  lol.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  Welcome, smurf.

  It gets easier, and better - that initial shock is nothing more the air finally getting to your lungs...

  Cheers!
• 
  32

  Is Proper Worship Important to you?

  by wannabe in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  didn't he also tell her that only those worshipping in spirit and in truth were the only kind the father was looking for to worship him?

  his apostles by him.

  notice something here!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  "Proper worship?" What else is there but compassion in life?
• 
  61

  My First Post

  by today in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been visiting this forum everyday, reading and waiting patiently for approval to post.

  i've never been a jw.

  my husband and daughter are.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  Welcome - I hope this board can provide some much needed support...
• 
  33

  What is a Plausible Naturalistic Explanation for the Origin of Christianity?

  by leavingwt in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i would be interested in reading your answers to this question.. .

  a recent post a john w. loftus' blog got me to thinking about this topic.

  in the post, loftus tells us that he asked victor reppert would it would take for him to give up chrstianity.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  I think tracing the Redeemer motif and the Resurrected Man archtype has been done by Jung and Campbell. Leolaia has probably at least commented on the subject here. It's really just a matter of belief accretion.
• 
  31

  Is George W. Bush Still The Bad Guy Or Does Obama Get To Take Any Blame Yet?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just curious.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  They both do stuff that boggles - but one of them is a village idiot that should never have been in office. Oddly, I vaguely support some of what Bush did because without it I think we'd be in far worse shape.

  Between the two, Obama's social policies are more in tune with what has allowed this Country to grow and be resilient.
• 
  10

  What do you get when you just read the Bible?

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the youtube video that was mentioned during rick fearon's six screens teleconference on may 22, 2010.. listen to what an arizona circuit servant says is the result of "just reading the bible.".

  isn't it ironic that this organization's motto is "read god's word the bible daily"?.

  http://www.youtube.com/user/21crosscheck21#p/u/14/l1lqhjw7yu0.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  Isn't it IRONIC that this organization's motto is "Read God's Word the Bible Daily"?

  No...just "unfortunate."

  It's the same organization that brought us "your character doesn't matter, just obey."

  I guess Russell created just another bit of Christendom!
• 
  121

  New Generation understanding tied to Freddie Franz

  by 5thGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  also don't know if this has been mentioned previously.. our speaker yesterday, gb member br.

  pierce, tied the overlap theory directly to fred franz's lifetime.. did anyone else catch this?.

  evidently (and i'm paraphrasing), anyone anointed after franz's death in 1992 is not of the 'generation'.. 5th.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  VoidEater

  So...if they tried to make it less woo-woo, anyone children of anyone born after 1914 could still be that "generation"...?

  A very challenging time period where strong faith was needed in order for them to remain in the secret place of the most high.

  Uh...didn't Freddie expect to live to see the Nu System?