Topics Started by gilwarrior

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My Story........I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by gilwarrior in
1. jw
2. experiences
i dont remember much about my early years.

my sister and me hated it!

i remember the woman who my mother started studying with came and she gave the card set to her.
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When is the next Apostlefest
by gilwarrior in
1. jw
2. friends
i live in the houston area and i would like to know when the next apostlefest will be near my area.

it would be great to meet several of the people i have come to know on this board.
another joke
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
a farmer is sitting in front of his porch.

then this guy with two empty buckets walks twords him.

yesterday you were able to get butter from buttercups and the day before you got milk from milkweeds.
joke
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
what kind of bee gives milk?.

a boo-bee.
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What is happening to me?
by gilwarrior in
1. jw
2. friends
ok as i mentioned before i lost my virginity recently.

well since then my sex drive has shot up.

as you all know i am now hopelessly in love with bea (bitter mango) and now i can't stop thinking about xena.
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What is Apostatefest?
by gilwarrior in
1. jw
2. friends
xena told me that it was held in dallas last week.

it sounds to me like a place where ex-jws meet.

so what is it exactly.
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What is the funniest thing that happened to you...
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
...or someone else at a meeting or an assembly?.

for me it was when a brother while at the podium mentioned a party were there were no elders present and proceded to castigate the person who organized the party.

however, the person who organized the party was there and as the brother was going on that person got up and yelled at the brother telling him that he had no right to do that and then he stormed out of the kingdom hall.
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Silliest thing that Witnesses told you was wrong?
by gilwarrior in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
there are two things.

in the early and mid 80s there were witnesses saying that the cartoon characters the smurfs were not acceptable for witnesses.

i had two smurf cartoon books and my mother made me throw them away.
witness joke
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
question: what do you get when you cross a jehovah's witness and an athiest?.

answer: someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.
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personal experience
by gilwarrior in
1. jw
2. experiences
hello this is gilwarrior.

i was a jehovah's witness for over 20 years.

i got out about six months ago and i am having the best time of my life.