Maybe if they come up with a Jamaican Patois New World Translation they can drum up New Jamaican Congregations out of thin air and call it growth.
Puradvencha dem kom op wid a Jumiekan Patwa Nyuu Wurold Chranzlieshan dem ka jrom op a woliipa Nyuu Jumiekan Kangregieshan dem outa tin ier an chat seh a gruo dem a gruo.