at my place of business which i own, i have discovered that the local jw's have taken to dropping in magazines, brocheres etc.
the staff accept them just to be polite but arn't interested.
but you know the deluded jw's... my business has quickly turned into someones magazine route!.
save yourself/your business from the next
"return visit" and just call the KH and tell
them to take your business off the "business
territory" and list it as a DNC (do not call)
no one is going to argue with you....
any employee who might be interested
(if they try this tack) can find the number
for the KH as readily as you did, or they
can go find litterature at any laundromat....
don't feel bad ! the JW who was using your
business for an RV can brag about persecution
hah!
samantha bee on the daily show just recommended that tiger woods become a jehovah's witness (they were playing off brit humes suggestion that tiger needed to become a christian to achieve redemption for his infidelity); "serena williams, prince, ... it's like scientology for black people".. .
the clip should be online soon @ the daily show site..
she said the 144K seats in heaven were
for the church fathers .... and by then i was
laughing so hard i didnt catch the rest....
i knew the take-away line would be
"scientology for black people"
i couldnt quite make out the literature
she was holding up.... anyone catch it?
i dont have an official written down list.
of things to do/ things done, but i was.
reflecting the other day about some of.
awww mate!
bucket lists are about living
living out loud!!!
i dont have an official written down list.
of things to do/ things done, but i was.
reflecting the other day about some of.
wow.... seriously?
no one? anyone? bueller?
my hub and i ended up
on a month long holiday
in NZ, and since it was my
idea and fully planned and
executed by moi, i made sure
that a few adventure pkgs
were part of the deal....
one of which was black water rafting
which was actually tubing down a
river that ran thru a cave system
(waitomo caves if anyone knows NZ)
home of the famed glow worms...
it was a 3 hr trip in 12-14° C water
with the only light being provided
by the dozen headlamps of the rafters...
there were leaps off waterfall edges into
pools of the blackest water i have ever
seen... claustrophobic passages that had
to be managed with a frikkin inner tube
slung over one shoulder and drop dead
hilarious tour guides who could not resist
torturing the tourists...
at one point, they told everyone to turn
off their headlamps and they would slap
an inner tube on the water, in order to
disturb the glow worms so they would
begin their display of bioluminesence....
then we were to float out following the
glow from the cathederal roof of the
limestone caverns....
the guides warned us, there in a dark so deep
you could not see your hand in front of your face
that the river forked before it got to the end...
we would know we had drifted down the wrong
fork if the lights disappeared!!!! then they said
"if you have any questions, raise your hands"
this belongs on someone's
"things i would like to do before
i miss my chance to live forever
in paradise" list
cant say how,but i am in possession of about 10 years worth of elders meetings notes.financial info,personal lists,signed letters etc.disfellowshipping meeting minutes,the works.it is unbelieveable.some of the note are "investigate so and so,she was seen at a movie,talk to sister so and so about her weight,investigate the matter between so and so and so and so etc.
letters from circuit servant visits w/recommendatons.anyone got any ideas?there are even minutes of a meeting in which some of the elders "had words"...all in glorious initialed and signed paper.numbers,names,contributions..what should i do with this "blessing from hohoba?
"lol.
Calvin dancing recklessly at a rock concert
i would buy that t-shirt
btw... someone ELSE had to be
at that event to rat him out
i dont have an official written down list.
of things to do/ things done, but i was.
reflecting the other day about some of.
i dont have an official written down list
of things to do/ things done, but i was
reflecting the other day about some of
the singular types of experiences i have
had and i found that some of the the
one-off occurences in my life were pretty
amazing....
the highlight of the year just past was being able to lobby in DC...
including an infamous "walk and talk" in the hallways of the Hart
Senate Office Bldg, putting a face to the pending legislation, being
marginally literate in the policy process, using arcane phrases
like an sycophant, handing out "leave behinds" (<< arcane phrase)
and establishing direct contact points with my legislators' offices
which i have used on at least two other occasions this past year...
"hi, brendan, this is XXXX... we spoke in march about HR 3132..
nice to talk to you again... (<<<sycophant)
it was definitely a tick mark on my bucket list.....
but then again, i hope it has repeat potential
anyone out there doing things they always wanted to do?
things you didnt know you wanted to do?
by my "pioneer calculations" way back in 1992 we pioneers decided that the "big a" would have to come by at least 2005. now i can't believe it's 2010!!!!!!!!!!
i should be singing kingdom songs in paradise with my pet lion and crocodile playing at my feet.
ripped off!
2014... now THAT is one aposta-convention
i would book a flight for..... assuming the
JWs have been wrong for 100 years......
branches 118. .
lands reporting 236. .
total congregations 105298. .
that "total hours in field service/total number baptized" ratio is looking mighty discouraging....
oh wait!!!! a significant percentage of FS hours is bogus to start with....
good thing they have born-ins to baptize
wankers
a wisconsin man won top prize in the "world's best liar" contest.. the burlington liars club gave its top award to 58-year-old public health inspector jerry legro of sun prairie.
his lie: ""i just realized how bad the economy really is.
i recently bought a new toaster oven and as a complimentary gift, i was given a bank.".
even if it isnt "the truth" tm ,
it is still the best way of life
cant say how,but i am in possession of about 10 years worth of elders meetings notes.financial info,personal lists,signed letters etc.disfellowshipping meeting minutes,the works.it is unbelieveable.some of the note are "investigate so and so,she was seen at a movie,talk to sister so and so about her weight,investigate the matter between so and so and so and so etc.
letters from circuit servant visits w/recommendatons.anyone got any ideas?there are even minutes of a meeting in which some of the elders "had words"...all in glorious initialed and signed paper.numbers,names,contributions..what should i do with this "blessing from hohoba?
"lol.
investigate so and so,she was seen at a movie,talk to sister so and so about her weight
i hope it does get out on the interwebs...
more info to support the reality that there
is a public vs private vs secret aspect of
the WTS
