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  How many Memorials have you attended and missed?

  by JH in

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  since 1987, i must have went to about 16 memorials and missed about 5.

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  Dogaradodya

  Never missed one... yet.

  Congratulations! Really!

  I thought you're outofthebox?
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  144,000 Jokes

  by Dogaradodya in

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  but sometimes true.

  by pete.

  lets share jokes about the 144,000. .

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  Dogaradodya

  Good, JK666!

  This is for you -- Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 5 "Emperor". You're Emperor class.
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  144,000 Jokes

  by Dogaradodya in

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  but sometimes true.

  by pete.

  lets share jokes about the 144,000. .

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  Dogaradodya

  But sometimes true.

  "But I am of the 144,000!! I'm Am, I Tell You, I Am!!"by Pete

  Let’s share jokes about the 144,000.

  How do you know if an “anointed” or a "remnant" guy is a fake or has a screw loose?

  1. He always carries with him an ointment to anoint his muscles and joints.

  2. Every time he meets the brethren, he offers his right hand for them to kiss.

  3. He wears remnant clothing at the Memorial.

  4. Before drinking the wine, he inquires about the brand.

  5. Before drinking the wine, he raises the goblet, looks around and says, "Cheers!"

  6. After drinking the wine, he asks for another shot.

  7. He wasn't served the bread and wine (the elders opted not to serve him), so he brought out his own and partook of them.

  8. When he was about to eat the bread, his misty-eyed wife was overheard as saying, "Papa, don't!" while one of his 12 children mingled about him as saying, "Gimme some..."

  9. Before partaking of either the bread or the wine, he makes a sign of the cross.

  10. He partook of the bread and wine but was not talked to afterwards.

  11. He partook of the bread and wine but the elders announced, "No partakers."

  12. He partook of the bread and wine but only showed up at the KH for the Memorial after an awol of five years.

  13. Before going to the Memorial, he was already tipsy but partook of the bread and wine anyway.

  14. After the Memorial wherein he partook of the bread and wine, he went to the Blueroom and continued his drinking spree with the elders.

  15. Come Memorial day, he goes to the park looking for the grave of Jesus.

  16. Whenever he comes to Bethel, he lifts both arms, looks skyward and utters, "Ar-ma-ged-donnn!"

  17. He's Chinese and can't pronounce "Jehovah" well -- sounds like "Bo-hooo-daaa."

  18. He knows his number: "I'm the 143,999th member."

  19. Instead of saying, "I'm one of 144,000," he says, "I'm 144,000."

  20. He’s telling everybody including the police.

  How do you know if an “anointed” or a "remnant" guy is a genius?

  He partakes of the bread and wine, wears thick eyeglasses, looks like Einstein and is only 12 years old.

  How do you know if an “anointed” or a "remnant" guy is for real?

  You never know, but most likely, he looks like Mr. Bean while she looks like his girlfriend.

  What’s the difference between a “greater remnant” and a “lesser remnant”?

  1. A greater remnant calls himself a “faithful and discreet slave” while a lesser remnant is just his faithful slave.

  2. A greater remnant partly owns the Watchtower while a lesser remnant just hawks the magazine and can’t even qualify for Bethel.

  3. A greater remnant is sterile while a lesser remnant is fertile.

  What does a “greater remnant” say on meeting a “lesser remnant”?

  1. Do I know you?

  2. Okay, what’s the password?

  3. What’s your number?

  Soundtrack: Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 5 "Emperor" as performed by Krystian Zimerman with the Weiner Philharmoniker conducted by Leonard Bernstein on YouTube
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

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  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  I just would like to share with all of you out there this sound-track for tonight: Mozart Piano Concerto No. 13 as performed by Mitsuko Uchida on YouTube from jasonhsu. I can't post controversial issues anyway. (?) This is my personal favorite ever since I heard it when I was seven.
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

  1. jw
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  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  Thank you, Bryan! We're almost the same age and probably suffered more or less the same degree of damage from the WB&TS.
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  To: freedomfighter ; Junction-Guy ; notyetx ; VoidEater ; sammielee24 ; sammieswife; Meeting Junkie No More ; journey-on; and all of you out there who are with me

  Thank you so much! Hope to hear more from you.

  Please listen to the suggested sound-track for tonight: Beethoven Triple Concerto for Violin, Cello and Piano as performed by Itzhak Perlman, Yo-Yo Ma and Daniel Barenboim with the Berlin Philharmonic on YouTube
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  To: freedomfighter ; Junction-Guy ; notyetx ; VoidEater ; sammielee24 ; sammieswife; Meeting Junkie No More ; journey-on; and all of you out there who are with me

  Thank you so much! Hope to hear more from you.

  Please listen to my suggested Sound-track for tonight: Beethoven Triple Concerto for Violin, Cello and Piano as performed by Itzhak Perlman, Yo-Yo Ma and Daniel Barenboim with the Berlin Philharmonic on YouTube
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  Hi, tula!

  The terms "Armageddon", "Jehovah", "new system of things" and almost every word of the JW's lingo are tools for hypnotism.
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  Hi, bobld!

  The whole world, especially the US, must now define what exactly is Freedom of Religion. It must be reworded to Freedom to Choose One's Religion, freedom being synonymous with right. But Freedom or Right of Religion as an organization is a different matter. If you give organized religion unfettered freedom, it will dictate on every aspect of one's life, subvert human rights, undermine the state, mislead people, etc. Freedom of organized religion cannot be constitutionalized because it is against the universally accepted law of the Separation of Church and State. Only individual freedom or right to choose one's religion can be enshrined in the Constitution.

  I'm not a lawyer, by the way. I'm just a "graduate" of religion.
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  Class Suit Against the Watchtower -- Anyone?

  by Dogaradodya in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm inviting former jws to file a class suit against the watchtower for psychological, sociological, physical, intellectual, biological and financial damages.

  a. psychological damage:.

  1. followers are made to believe that the christian bible is the sole and exclusive word of god.

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  Dogaradodya

  One last thing before I sleep. I'm not familiar with this board yet. So pardon me if I had duplicated one comment, I think.

  Remember the Marcos victims of human rights. They made it.

  Sound-track for tonight: Mozart Piano Concerto No. 9 "Jeunehomme" as performed by Mitsuko Uchida with the Mozarteum Orchestra conducted by Jeffrey Tate on YouTube