A Norwegian was strolling through the farm yard one day when he gazed down to find himself ankle deep in manure.
"Good heavens," he exclaimed, "I'm MELTING!"
How many Norwegians does it take to milk a cow? Ten.....four to hold onto the faucets and the other six to lift the cow up and down.
O:"Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"
L:"No, I don't"
O:"A canoe will sometimes tip,"