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Skeptics annotated bible

by gravedancer in

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http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

check it out.... "...if so little of the bible is actually used, then why isn't the rest deleted".

gravedancer

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

Check it out...

"...if so little of the Bible is actually used, then why isn't the rest deleted"

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when i was a 'dub, i beleived that faith was the hebrews 11 thing, but since i have put aside that way of thinking and no longer believe god or believe the bible to be anything more than a collection of human history and philosophy, i tend to think in terms of faith being no more than the dictionary definition: .

1 a : allegiance to duty or a person : loyalty b (1) : fidelity to one's promises (2) : sincerity of intentions.

2 a (1) : belief and trust in and loyalty to god (2) : belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion b (1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2) : complete trust.

gravedancer

If faith is a feeling that you believe something....without evidence (else it is fact) then you are truly stretching things when you think you can communicate with God. Why? Two reasons:

1. You need faith to believe in God

2. Assuming #1 is correct you need faith to believe that you are using the correct mechanism of trying to communicate with this God.

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Did the Resurrection really happen?

by thinker in

was written next and makes a brief mention of the resurrection and ascension; which includes a conspiracy theory about the body being stolen (matt.

where did jesus first appear?

where else did jesus appear?

gravedancer

these are the words of my Lord......YEAH BABY!!!

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I might be a Deist

by professor in

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thank you, valis, for posting to following info:.

this seems closer to me than anything i have found yet.

it also seems to fit the bill for several others who replied on that thread.

gravedancer

When you are having sex with more than one God it is called "bi-lingual."

Farkel....you "cunning-linguist"...you!!!

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I might be a Deist

by professor in

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thank you, valis, for posting to following info:.

this seems closer to me than anything i have found yet.

it also seems to fit the bill for several others who replied on that thread.

gravedancer

I am a deist...I had sex with two gods at once.

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Did the Resurrection really happen?

by thinker in

was written next and makes a brief mention of the resurrection and ascension; which includes a conspiracy theory about the body being stolen (matt.

where did jesus first appear?

where else did jesus appear?

gravedancer

This is God speaking through an empty vessel named Gravedancer. Hear ye what I commandeth you today:

Refrain from speakling or listening to Janh as he is the anti-Christ Devil Bastard from Magog. I will show my perfect love and destroy you if you listen to Janh.
Do not listen to people who demand PROOF. You must have faith I tell you. The less evidence of something the more faith is needed on your part. Faith is a fruitage of my holy spirit. Have faith and recieve the spirit (having Miss Faith Hill does not count - although I will surely forgive you if you waste your semen on the ground)
Please use the Holy Bible to prove all your assertions. Do not think of questioning the authenticity of the Bible to start with.....just take it for granted. Remember commandment number 2 above.
Do not covet. Please do not be jealous over those who have the freedom to ask questions. In my love I will make their eyes rot in their sockets.
I used to say love thy father and they mother....now I have a new commandement......make sure you protect anyone molesting kids. This is proof that I am with you and that those worldy bastards are wrong again.
All who call on my name will be saved. Please pay for the call first though by sending your paycheck to Brooklyn. I promise to manage the calls better than those bingling fools from Worldcom (see WORLDcom......WORDLY-ness is bad).
Do not surf the internet as you will find many apostates waiting to destgroy your faith. You will meet nasty bastards like Simon and Kent who will tell lies about my lies concerning untruths from the Watchtower Bible and Crack Society.
Do not have oral sex. I cannot have anymore of my angels jealous over human pleasures. Last time they gave me a mouthful over it.
Please tell everyone to join up and preach with you. If they don't I will lovingly make throw them into the fiery Gehenna. If they sell magazines, books and refrain from oral sex I will give them an everlasting fig tree (PS - no one will be allowed to run around naked this time......its my fascination with Oral Sex that prevents this from occurring).
Ignore anyone who calls you a dipshit or a dipfuck - if you ever find such a person know that that person is causing you to be weak with laughter ( a trick). Please remember Paul had a thorn (prick) in his flesh - but he was not gay.

If you do all these things my servants then I will be sure to make sure that you live a long time and wash windows forever.

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The end of Watchtower Observer?

by Wendy in

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i was so saddened yesterday when i read this post by kent.

http://kent.steinhaug.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=603.

there is so much information on wo that have helped thousands of people.

gravedancer

sorry Simon

Edited by - gravedancer on 27 June 2002 8:24:22

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Bet this makes many here happy

by gravedancer in

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http://kent.steinhaug.com/forum/showthread.php?s=4482111f612323457bbe52046903bccf&threadid=603

i for one am really sad about it though.

the watchtower observer was the first xjw site i found.. i will miss you kent and thanks so much for everything you have done.. gravedancer

gravedancer

http://kent.steinhaug.com/forum/showthread.php?s=4482111f612323457bbe52046903bccf&threadid=603

I for one am really sad about it though. The Watchtower Observer was the first XJW site I found.

I will miss you Kent and thanks so much for everything you have done.

Gravedancer

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why waste time?

by lucidentity in

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if everyone here , or nearly everyone here does not believe the jw's then why waste your time going onto these websites.

when everyone leaves the truth they automaticaly go to jw websites....why?

if you no longer believe it why waste your time?.

gravedancer

I agree that 1975 issue and all that, but you should not be in the truth for that, you should be there to worship Jehovah...not to receive some great award etc.

Big question: How do you KNOW its the TRUTH....can you prove it?

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What are you now???

by SpiceItUp in

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i am sure this question has been posted by someone before ...but it wasn't by me so it doesnt count..lol .

to those that post here do you..... a. consider yourself christian.

b. consider yourself pagan.

gravedancer

A realist.

Prove it and I will believe it.