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  Well, the pdf of the March 2012 WT is hot off the press!

  by serenitynow! in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  and it does not disappoint.

  the first century brothers are on the cover, going door to door with what look like leather messenger bags.. the first article is entitled, are all "christians" christian.

  and you can tell by the picture that anyone with a beard or goatee is definitely not a real christian.. the next article, remain in my word has this quote that condemns catholics but seems eerily close to what jws believe:.

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  They can't be true Christians- they have beards

  
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  Psuedoscientific Things JWs Say

  by LostGeneration in

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  2. beliefs

  i distinctly remember more than 30 years ago asking my grandfather how all of the races came about after the flood.. "well, noahs three sons were black, white, and oriental, and thats how all of the races came to be".

  wtf, i thought to myself, even as a 9 year old kid.

  a few years later i remember sitting in the kh listening to the sunday talk when the speaker went over the old "water canopy" theory, but of course presented it as fact.

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  This is the latest quote BEFORE 2011 that I found about the "water canopy":

  *** w80 11/15 p. 23 par. 4 “Jehovah of Armies” to the Rescue! ***

  The fact that today we do not have a vast water canopy suspended high up in space and all around our globe and thus blocking direct sunlight, moonlight and starlight is because Jehovah saw what was going on down here upon his terrestrial footstool and took action. He deluged those suspended waters down from on high upon his footstool, not to bathe his feet, but to wipe out bad conditions among all mankind.

  And then this (borrowed from other thread):

  
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  "Miracle Oil" ad in 1922 Golden Age

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "pastor russell's miracle wheat" is known, but has anyone ever heard of miracle oil?

  i found this ad in january 15, 1922 golden age:.

  i found a notice in june 24, 1922 new york times that "upper lubrication" of manhattan renamed itself to "upper lubrication co.", but that's all..

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  And they suggested to sell Miracle Oil to earn money for Christmas gifts (in the December 7 1921 GA):

  
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  "Miracle Oil" ad in 1922 Golden Age

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "pastor russell's miracle wheat" is known, but has anyone ever heard of miracle oil?

  i found this ad in january 15, 1922 golden age:.

  i found a notice in june 24, 1922 new york times that "upper lubrication" of manhattan renamed itself to "upper lubrication co.", but that's all..

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  I just found that they also had a Miracle Oil FAQ in the November 23, 1921 issue:

  
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  Violent Crimes ...

  by processor in

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  Help With an Elusive Rutherford Book?

  by Teary Oberon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i've managed to find scans of all of judge rutherford's 100+ page books (23 in total) except for one rather elusive title:.

  "can the living talk with the dead?

  " circa 1920 by judge rutherford (128 pages).

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  Is this what you are looking for?

  http://wtarchive.svhelden.info/archive/en/publications/1920_Talking_With_the_Dead.pdf
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  Help With an Elusive Rutherford Book?

  by Teary Oberon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i've managed to find scans of all of judge rutherford's 100+ page books (23 in total) except for one rather elusive title:.

  "can the living talk with the dead?

  " circa 1920 by judge rutherford (128 pages).

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  I have a scan of "Talking with the Dead" (1920), if that is what you are looking for. Uploading it right now.
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  1977 to 1981 EMs-PDF!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the ems are the elders manuals that were published from 1977 to 1981.. -.

  if you want these manuals send me a pm and i'll paste the download link in your pm page.

  you may need to copy and paste the link into your browser to get the link to work.

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  Me too
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  How many partook in 1935?--BIG discrepancy in the WTS numbers

  by M.J. in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  in a 1996 questions from readers, the watchtower reported the following regarding the number of partakers in 1935: .

  w96 8/15 p. 31 questions from readers ***.

  the facts over the decades reflect both the completion of the calling of the anointed and jehovahs blessing on the growing "great crowd," who hope to survive "the great tribulation.

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  Compare the figures from this source - http://2mb.su/7593/

  Nice! Where is that scan from?
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  Awake! November 2011 - correct cover

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there was an error on the latest awake!

  cover.

  here is the correct version.. .

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  Actually, the German edition is more suitable for this joke:

  

  The original title is: "UND WENN ES DOCH EINEN SCHÖPFER GIBT?", meaning "What if there is a creator after all?". I simply added a K, so that it now means "What if there is no creator after all?".

  While the original title should make nonbelievers afraid, the modified title should make believers afraid ...