Posts by processor

Matt 25:31 Jesus said when the son of man, kingly throne 1914. The CO said we have NEW UNDERSTANDING or new light. Previously we had thought the throne talked about in matt 25:31, Jesus had already took that throne in 1914. The new idea is that he hasn't taken that throne yet. This is kind of odd to me because how many thrones could Jesus have? He said that Jesus has two thrones one he took in 1914 and one he will take in the future. I presume he will take his second throne sometime around armageddon.

This is no new light. If the CO said that "previously we had thought the throne talked about in matt 25:31, Jesus had already took that throne in 1914", then he didn't read the Oct 15 1995 Watchtower (page 22 par. 25):

This means, then, that Jesus’ ‘sitting down on his glorious throne’ for judgment, mentioned at Matthew 25:31, applies to the future point when this powerful King will sit down to pronounce and execute judgment on the nations.

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Well, the pdf of the March 2012 WT is hot off the press!

by serenitynow! in

and it does not disappoint.

the first century brothers are on the cover, going door to door with what look like leather messenger bags.. the first article is entitled, are all "christians" christian.

and you can tell by the picture that anyone with a beard or goatee is definitely not a real christian.. the next article, remain in my word has this quote that condemns catholics but seems eerily close to what jws believe:.

processor

They can't be true Christians- they have beards

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Psuedoscientific Things JWs Say

by LostGeneration in

i distinctly remember more than 30 years ago asking my grandfather how all of the races came about after the flood.. "well, noahs three sons were black, white, and oriental, and thats how all of the races came to be".

wtf, i thought to myself, even as a 9 year old kid.

a few years later i remember sitting in the kh listening to the sunday talk when the speaker went over the old "water canopy" theory, but of course presented it as fact.

processor

This is the latest quote BEFORE 2011 that I found about the "water canopy":

*** w80 11/15 p. 23 par. 4 “Jehovah of Armies” to the Rescue! ***

The fact that today we do not have a vast water canopy suspended high up in space and all around our globe and thus blocking direct sunlight, moonlight and starlight is because Jehovah saw what was going on down here upon his terrestrial footstool and took action. He deluged those suspended waters down from on high upon his footstool, not to bathe his feet, but to wipe out bad conditions among all mankind.

And then this (borrowed from other thread):

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"Miracle Oil" ad in 1922 Golden Age

by processor in

"pastor russell's miracle wheat" is known, but has anyone ever heard of miracle oil?

i found this ad in january 15, 1922 golden age:.

i found a notice in june 24, 1922 new york times that "upper lubrication" of manhattan renamed itself to "upper lubrication co.", but that's all..

processor

And they suggested to sell Miracle Oil to earn money for Christmas gifts (in the December 7 1921 GA):

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"Miracle Oil" ad in 1922 Golden Age

by processor in

"pastor russell's miracle wheat" is known, but has anyone ever heard of miracle oil?

i found this ad in january 15, 1922 golden age:.

i found a notice in june 24, 1922 new york times that "upper lubrication" of manhattan renamed itself to "upper lubrication co.", but that's all..