Posts by processor

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The Beast-Tower #1: Questions from Beastly Readers: Should Christians Drink Water?

by sd-7 in

jw
friends

should christians drink water?.

how refreshing it can be to satisfy oneself with a cold beverage on a warm day!

many christians choose to do this after a long day of zealous kingdom preaching.

processor

They stole it from us!

Well, not really. After all, I stole the idea from someone else.

Anyway, I already covered the same topic in the February 2008 Our Boredom Ministry:

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The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

To my knowledge, Elvis is the King of Rock'n'Roll. So, Santa (the King of the North), St. Nicolas (the King of the South) and Elvis (the King of Rock'n'Roll) are together the Three Kings from Matthew 2 ...

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The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

processor

No, the King of the South is Saint Nicolas, who is from Turkey.

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The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

processor

Covering the same topic, a reprint from an old article:

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-and-their-modern-antitype/

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The three Magi Why did Joseph let them in?

by processor in

an interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism".

now answered by the witchtower:.

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/.

processor

An interesting question, since they were "practicers of spiritism". Now answered by The Witchtower:

http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/01/the-three-magi-why-did-joseph-let-them-in/

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dress code for kingdom hall

by frigginconfused in

could a man with long hair and a scruffy face make it up to elder status?.

ive seen some a list actors with long hair and beards at award shows.

they looked sexy, mature, and profesional.. think a guy like that could make it?.

processor

The dress code for the kingdom hall is clear explained on the new WT cover:

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CO visit. New light

by 2tone in

jw
friends

if you want to skip to the new light or understanding, its underlined for you pleasure.

i think some will find this interesting.

we had the co tonight.

processor

Matt 25:31 Jesus said when the son of man, kingly throne 1914. The CO said we have NEW UNDERSTANDING or new light. Previously we had thought the throne talked about in matt 25:31, Jesus had already took that throne in 1914. The new idea is that he hasn't taken that throne yet. This is kind of odd to me because how many thrones could Jesus have? He said that Jesus has two thrones one he took in 1914 and one he will take in the future. I presume he will take his second throne sometime around armageddon.

This is no new light. If the CO said that "previously we had thought the throne talked about in matt 25:31, Jesus had already took that throne in 1914", then he didn't read the Oct 15 1995 Watchtower (page 22 par. 25):

This means, then, that Jesus’ ‘sitting down on his glorious throne’ for judgment, mentioned at Matthew 25:31, applies to the future point when this powerful King will sit down to pronounce and execute judgment on the nations.

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Well, the pdf of the March 2012 WT is hot off the press!

by serenitynow! in

and it does not disappoint.

the first century brothers are on the cover, going door to door with what look like leather messenger bags.. the first article is entitled, are all "christians" christian.

and you can tell by the picture that anyone with a beard or goatee is definitely not a real christian.. the next article, remain in my word has this quote that condemns catholics but seems eerily close to what jws believe:.

processor

They can't be true Christians- they have beards

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Psuedoscientific Things JWs Say

by LostGeneration in

i distinctly remember more than 30 years ago asking my grandfather how all of the races came about after the flood.. "well, noahs three sons were black, white, and oriental, and thats how all of the races came to be".

wtf, i thought to myself, even as a 9 year old kid.

a few years later i remember sitting in the kh listening to the sunday talk when the speaker went over the old "water canopy" theory, but of course presented it as fact.

processor

This is the latest quote BEFORE 2011 that I found about the "water canopy":

*** w80 11/15 p. 23 par. 4 “Jehovah of Armies” to the Rescue! ***

The fact that today we do not have a vast water canopy suspended high up in space and all around our globe and thus blocking direct sunlight, moonlight and starlight is because Jehovah saw what was going on down here upon his terrestrial footstool and took action. He deluged those suspended waters down from on high upon his footstool, not to bathe his feet, but to wipe out bad conditions among all mankind.

And then this (borrowed from other thread):