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  She has fallen! Watchtower the Great has fallen

  by irondork in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you may ask, since watchtower still exercises great influence over the rank and file jehovah's witnesses, why does the dork announce that watchtower the great has fallen?

  well, what resulted after 539 b.c.e.

  when ancient babylon fell?

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  processor

  I predicted her fall years ago

  http://www.svhelden.info/witchtower/2012/05/the-final-part-of-the-days-for-the-watch-tower-society/
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  Thor answered my prayer

  by Stealth in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  where i live in the usa we are experiencing record breaking drought and heat.

  over a month with no rain and 27 consecutive days with heat above 90. forcast calls for tripple digit heat for the next 7 days.. last night i broke down an prayed to thor, this morning he answered my prayer as i heard thunder at 5am and woke up to see rain.

  only 1/10 of an inch, but rain that was not in the forcast.. is this not proof that thor is a true god?.

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  Thor answered my prayer

  by Stealth in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  where i live in the usa we are experiencing record breaking drought and heat.

  over a month with no rain and 27 consecutive days with heat above 90. forcast calls for tripple digit heat for the next 7 days.. last night i broke down an prayed to thor, this morning he answered my prayer as i heard thunder at 5am and woke up to see rain.

  only 1/10 of an inch, but rain that was not in the forcast.. is this not proof that thor is a true god?.

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  Has anyone made a "Botchtower" or "Asleep" using correct fonts and style?

  by Balaamsass in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am looking for a 1-2 page pdf or jpg i can copy and leave at donut shops early saturdays that will create a stir and be irresistable to young jws.. articles like "coffee breaks and true christians" , "donut fractions and true chistianity " "sparlock abandons olympics to pioneer" " should elders carry milliondollar liability policies" -" governing body approved sex positions for christians" punch line/cartoon on back with web links.

  to cedars video, jw facts, here or a comic site.

  teenage jws, hell all jws will pocket the flyer if possible and check out the links.. have any of our talented members done something like this in the past?

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  processor

  Here is the current link: http://eng.svhelden.info/?page_id=16
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  The Jehovah's Witness Definition of the Word "Soon"

  by God_Delusion in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  howdy guys and gals!.

  forget the word "generation", the watchtower society has completely spun another word - "soon".. how many times did you (do you) hear jehovah's witnesses tell each other "the end is coming soon"?.

  i talk about this word spin in our latest article - the jehovah's witness definition of "soon" - http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/jehovahs-witness-beliefs/jehovahs-witness-definition-of-soon/.

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  They also have their own definition is "very few years" ;)

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  CHEAP WIRELESS PHONES COMING

  GOVERNMENT red-tape permitting, the Marconi wireless experts expect in a very few years, at most, to see wireless telephone systems making long-distance conversation' possible to any part of the world at nominal cost.

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  Source: The Golden Age, October 1, 1919
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  HELP ! Can anyone find a better famous WATCHTOWER illustration of Molech (WT mascot of child molesters) than pg 74 of the Paradise Book?

  by Balaamsass in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  artistic members i am looking for a better pedo mascot illustration of molech from a wt publication.

  i remember as a kid seeing page 74 in the paradise book and asking mom- "how could anyone sacrifice a child for a religion" -she would say i don't know..it is unthinkable.....sadly i now know..

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  This is from the April 1, 2007 Watchtower (page 18, German edition):

  
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  Do You Make Fun Of "Jehovah" or Jehovah's Witnesses?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have a friend that calls witness, jovies in a very deriding way.

  "i saw the jovies in the street....haha".

  personally, i don't think it's very nice or even mature.... but what do i know?.

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  I do: http://eng.svhelden.info/?page_id=16
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  Watchtower sends Cease and Desist order on SPARLOCK items!

  by sacolton in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just got notice that all sparlock t-shirts, cups, bags, etc.

  will be pulled from my shop.

  watchtower corp. has filed a complaint to cafepress on all sparlock items.

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  Video no longer available due to copywright claim... ** snort **

  Yes, that's what I wanted to tell with my link. It can still be seen that the WTS claims to have copyright in this video, hence this is proof that the video is real and not an apostate fake.
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  Watchtower sends Cease and Desist order on SPARLOCK items!

  by sacolton in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just got notice that all sparlock t-shirts, cups, bags, etc.

  will be pulled from my shop.

  watchtower corp. has filed a complaint to cafepress on all sparlock items.

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  processor

  we missed the opportunity to get the copyright notices "captured" as images to show to publishers as evidence.

  Why that? They can still be seen, e. g. here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGJxSky1fo
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  9/15/12 Watchtower: JW Conventions have been held for thousands of years! LOL

  by yourmomma in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  anyone check out the latest study edition of the watchtower?

  the last article is all about how "conventions" have been going on for thousands of years.

  that is a classic.

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  processor

  Unfortunately it's translated differently in the German version. It reads "holy gatherings" instead of "holy conventions"...