Let me tell you something right quick, if there is not going to be sex in the new order when I have a young body again "well”, then they can keep it. Because when I was a young lad I would joust my way through the day from the time I woke up till I went to sleep again, and I think it was a blessing; Praise the Lord.
Leprechaun
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So which makes more sense? Sex or no sex in the "new system"?
by stillstuckcruz inobviously jah wouldn't allow for millions of pregnancies in the new system for fear of the same problem today of overpopulation.
so would he throw in sex but not allow for the women to become pregnant?
or would there be just no sex at all?
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The Danger of Credulous Research of Jehovah's Witnesses on the Internet
by Spade inhttp://www.watchtower21.org/2011/02/danger-of-naive-and-credulous-research.html.
it's been my experience so far, that anything a person wants to find out about jehovahs witnesses, they can find out from jehovahs witnesses.
any and all information ever published by jehovah witnesses is accessible to all.
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Leprechaun
Why defend the Watchtower Society? Anyone who does not comprehend that they are nothing more than a cult, with undertones very much like the Muslims must have their head up Arse.
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This is Great Tribulation food to use
by Leprechaun inthere is no real recipe... but i can explain how to make it.. 1) hard boil 8-10 eggs, peel and shell then set aside.. 2) fry up 1 pound of bacon.. 3) in a pot, thicken bacon grease up with flour to make a thick paste.. 4) add about 1/2 to 3/4 a gallon of milk to thickened bacon grease.. 5) stir with wisk till bacon grease dissolves into milk.
continue stirring and slowly bring to a boil.. milk will thicken into a gravy...be careful not to scorch.. 6) crunch up bacon and add to gravy.. 7) cut up boiled eggs into small chunks and add to gravy.. 8) season gravy with salt and pepper.. pour gravy over biscuits, or hot cakes or even toast and enjoy.
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Leprechaun
There is no real recipe… but I can explain how to make it.
1) Hard boil 8-10 eggs, peel and shell then set aside.
2) Fry up 1 pound of bacon.
3) In a pot, thicken bacon grease up with flour to make a thick paste.
4) add about 1/2 to 3/4 a gallon of milk to thickened bacon grease.
5) Stir with Wisk till bacon grease dissolves into milk. Continue stirring and slowly bring to a boil.
Milk will thicken into a gravy...be careful not to scorch.
6) Crunch up bacon and add to gravy.
7) Cut up boiled eggs into small chunks and add to gravy.
8) Season gravy with salt and pepper.
Pour gravy over Biscuits, or Hot Cakes or even Toast and enjoy
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Considered rebellious because I choose to think for myself
by LovelyEunie inhi all, this is my first post.
but i was one of those kids that was born into the whole jw thing, and like a good little witness kid i did everything i was supposed to do to please my parents (mainly my mom my dad's an unbeliever).
my mom was very strict with me when it came to everything they taught, no holiday parttys at school, no sports, no worldy friends, i was only supposed to associate with other jw kids (my mom is one of those extremist jws, she says she doesn't judge, but she's a perfect example of one one of those sisters with the holier than thou attitude).
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Leprechaun
That is the way with being a Jehovah’s Witness, if you get to the age where you want to use the gray matter in your skull, then the elders say your “Running ahead” or your Being Disobedient to your parents or those Taking Lead in the congregation . If you don’t have the time to go from door to door because youur providing for your family or going to some kind of school, or if you’re a father or mother with kids and come home from work so friggen tired that you just flop on the lazy boy, rather than hurry up and get ready for the meeting to listen some stupid shit elder, tell you all the things you’re not doing that is going to provoke the elders of the congregation to chastise you ninety five times or provoke god to turn you into Bird Food.
So, think for yourself my friend, trust me; If everyone is thinking alike" No One is thinking at all.
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Todays WT study illustration of Jesus doing away Capitol Hill and Obama - a statement of the WTS?
by Gorbatchov ini attended the todays wt study and got notice of the illustration of jesus doing away capitol hill and barack obama.. i think the illustration passed the juridical advisors of the wts, having a blackout!
of are they trying to reach the anti government people like the tea party idiots with this kind of propaganda illustrations?.
is this a signal that the wts is anti democrats, anti obama?.
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Leprechaun
I have found that the whole scheme of the watchtower organization boils down to this one definition:
It is clusterfuck, this any operation with too many leaders leading too many people at cross purposes and laboring under the illusion that there is a unified purpose, and a brilliant plan. It might as well be a bunch of people bumping into each other and trying to fuck as if in an orgy but they are just too confused by the brilliance of their leaders (also confused) I think, it was originally a military slang term but it can be honestly applied to corporate America or the WTBTS which is simply a corporation (now that’s a redundancy if there ever was one!) http://peteashton.com/2002/11/clusterfuck/
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JWs doctrine is a comprehensive falsehood
by sabastious ini have been reading through djeggnog's posts.
this man is a wt doctrine expert, it's scary.. i think him, and a lot of wt junkies i know believe in this wacky theology so much because they have literally tomes of analysis on it.
every argument we have every come up with (and some we have not) seem to have been discovered by the wt leaders and incorporated into their immense theology.. the problem is, that it is littered with fallacious logic and outright falsehood.. but the devout members (like djeggnog) stand by the whole because they are so proud of the comprehensive theology they have created.
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Leprechaun
I'm trying to free your mind, But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
You are a slave, Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison,
that you cannot taste or see or touch a prison for your mind, most people know it as religion.
I didn't say it would be easy, I just said it would be the truth.
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Religion is a system, That system can be an enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see?
The very minds of the people we are trying to save. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on their Religion that they will fight to protect it, even in the face of overwhelming facts.
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Even God can't escape the Matrix
by gubberningbody inthe only thing god can know for certain, is what we know for certain:.
we think, so we know we exist.. .
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Leprechaun
I'm trying to free your mind, But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
You are a slave, Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison,
that you cannot taste or see or touch a prison for your mind, most people know it as religion.
I didn't say it would be easy, I just said it would be the truth.
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Religion is a system, That system can be an enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see?
The very minds of the people we are trying to save. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on their Religion that they will fight to protect it, even in the face of overwhelming facts.
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Why did "Back Calls" change to "Return Visits"?
by donuthole indoes anyone remember the rationale that was used in rebranding "back calls" as "return visits"?.
while on the subject does anyone else remember any theocratic name changes like,.
district assembly to district convention.
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Leprechaun
I know, they are always changing catch phrases, Back Calls, to return visits, Rendezvous to Meeting for Field Service and along time ago it was called Contact Point, what a bunch of loons. Assemblies to Conventions, it goes on and on and on and on, and they say they are not a cult.
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First Elder attempt to hunt me down
by mamalove inso got a voice mail from an elder today.
it has been 15 mos since i attended meetings.
he just said to call him back.
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Leprechaun
This has proved to be an invaluable aid to rid myself of those pesky elder calls and their snooping around and any other calls for that matter. Use this program it is totally free, and works perfect with any desk computer that also has a phone line in and out of it; if you use cable internet it is totaly apart From That, again it works on your phone line It is called “Phone Tray Free” here down load it at this site and say good bye to the Elders: http://download.cnet.com/PhoneTray/3000-2074_4-10540928.html
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Hey fellas, as you got older, into your early 30s, did you start finding women between their late 30s and late 40s attractive?
by miseryloveselders insomedays my dad would look at what i still call an older woman, and he'd call her attractive.
i'd look at him like dude your nuts.
i'm thinking just cuz your older doesn't mean its wrong to find younger women attractive.
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Leprechaun
I constantly when I can, look at fine Bootie, I don’t care what age they are. Basically I don’t trust a single one of them as far as I can throw them, but I sure love to love them in any nocturnal way I can. Yummy yummy!