Apparently the holy spirit has nothing to do with appointments! I'm still in shock about this, I'll get back to ya later.
Cheers!
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It is official. I am an elder now!
by outofthebox init happened last night guys.
i got early to the kh and the boe came to talk to me.
they ask me to read the bible and asked me a couple of questions.
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Smart answers/email
by Hope4Others insmart answer #6 -- it was mealtime during a flight on hooters airline.
'would you like dinner?
smart answer #3 -- the cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped .
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SMART ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in
front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
SMART ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for
the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not
your stub.'
SMART ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She
asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy
replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
SMART ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all
day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I
could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
SMART ANSWER #2 -- A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that reads, ' Low Bridge overhead.' Before he knows it,
the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop
gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his
hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.'
SMART ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 -- A college teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you
not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but
that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of
the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I
said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The
entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head
and sweetly says, ' Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand.'
Two bonus extras: A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, 'May I have 50 Christmas
stamps?'
The clerk says, 'What denomination?'
The blonde says, 'God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic,
12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.'
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she see's and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
He never heard the shot....
"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love
today."
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Who are those young JW SKINHEADS ?
by aligot ripounsous inat the latest circuit assembly, i noticed that quite a few young male jws (or at least attending youths), say sixteen upward and mostly mixed race, are skin headed.
apart from that, they are quite well dressed.
that way, elders won't reprove them for their long hair ... looks like an obvious defying message to a rigid organization.
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I thought Bald is beautiful!
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so why do they do it?
by atpeace ini'm in the middle of reading coc.
quite the eye opener to things i already suspected.
my question is this - if some on the governing body have doubts, how can they just go along with it?
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They have a lot of financial security, being flown here and there and the prestige, fine food and clothes may be hard to leave behind they are treated like god.
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Women - Do You Know What Men Really Want in a Relationship ?
by flipper inno, it's not just sex !
lol!
contrary to popular opinion !
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be aware that I will always call your bluff no matter what the cost
Sounds like my brother in-law they have been separated for longer than they've been married now.
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Women - Do You Know What Men Really Want in a Relationship ?
by flipper inno, it's not just sex !
lol!
contrary to popular opinion !
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I think my husband just wants to know that I really love him and support him. Listening when he just needs to talk,
or discuss, and when he has idea's about things he's read; Spending time together whether its watching tv or talking (and we do a lot of that) he is a very
intellectual person loves to read & discuss which sometimes wears me out. It is hard to focus at times but I know he needs that. We work together so we are together 24/7
but we allow each other space and that is respectful. True love is not possessive or dominating. You can be together and yet
apart in your thoughts in the same room at times (in a good sense.) We've been together almost 30 yrs now, so it must be working.
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Who lets it be known that they were once a JW?
by lfcviking ini am curious, for those of us here who have left the jw org, who actually lets it be known to people that they were once a practicing jw.. for me, this is something i tend to keep quiet because it is something i'm not particularly proud of.
anyone else feel the same way?.
lfcv.
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I still find it a bit difficult to say things to others but I try when I have the opportunity. I recently told my
chartered accountant when the conversation leaned to friends that we really do not have friends we have left a religion that takes it
all away from you including family,
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Tent cities growing outside Los Angeles
by What-A-Coincidence inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnnooo6trs8.
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Jesus this is a disgrace to allow people in normally a rich country to have this happen.
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Blondies Comments You Will Not Hear at the 3-23-08 WT Study (Constantly)
by blondie incomments you will not hear at the 03-23-08 wt study (february 15, 2008 wt, pages 3-7)(constantly).
review comments will be in red and in parentheses.
wt material from today's wt will be in black.
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Does that mean that jws won't die? Does he protect some and not others then
Just a few years ago during the week of the co visit a car group of 4 were killed on thehighway out in the service. Protected?? Not!!
It gets so long a person constantly has to shift their body, what is the purpose of a 20 min prayer, toThen why are the prayers at the end of the district convention so long and consist of a review of the program, as if God needs a reminder
look spiritual?
From Naomi's experiences, what have you learned
That women in the bible days were down trodden and lived a life of hell in a man's world. It still angers me to this day the atrocities against women.
I love all your posts Blondie you just make sense!
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The "Cheeto Jesus" and the Snackalicious Faith
by SacrificialLoon insorry, i couldn't resist the title.
the likeness of jesus has been found in a cheeto.
in houston no less.
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And will we find this on eBay along with the frosted flakes shaped like Illinois??? Which I think went for 5000.
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ha ha ha
and we pretty much stick to ourselves its pretty damn good we get along so great or we'd be in trouble.
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