My farts are wayyyyy better than that.
Pull my finger????
Currientology
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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.
by avishai inonce, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?
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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.
by avishai inonce, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?
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Currientology
"Whoever smelt it dealt it
Whoever denied it supplied it"
I know my farts... and that's not one of them!!!
Honestly... If it were mine, I'd let you know... and take Pride in doing so!!! -
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Farting at the Kingdom Hall.
by avishai inonce, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?
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Currientology
OMG I'm fart'in dieing.... Funny!!!!
Try this one... I've used it in a few business meetings. Won me a few bets and helped get a promotion.
http://www.thefartmachine.com/ -
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How many here went to pioneer school, and who were your instructors?
by BonaFide ini went in 1982, one of my instructors was bill baxter.
i taught seven pioneer schools, but in another country.
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Currientology
Does anyone have an E-copy of the material?
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The End of JW's
by Currientology inthe end of the jw's.... .
the end of the jw's within my family is near (relatively, and god willing).
the only 2 remaining are my mother and father in law.
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The end of the JW's....
The end of the JW's within my family is near (relatively, and God willing). The only 2 remaining are my mother and father in law. They are not quite “elderly” yet. But, will be... soon. For them I wish good health, long life, and the comfort of their religion. For the current and future generations... It is our responsibility in education, guidance, and prevention...
I would like to say someday we will all be free..
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Struggling with the concept of a "God"
by littleblueuk inthis topic, i'm sure, has been discussed many times, but today i am really contemplating the concept of god.. i remember vividly the old testament; the israelites slaughtering everyone in their path, men, women and children at god's direction at jericho, leaving no one alive.
i remember thinking then as a child how cruel that was.
there are many other examples.. then reading the news today i read a section in the world news about india.
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Currientology
Thinking of random chance...
Given X number galaxys in the universe... containing Y numbers of stars.
The odds for Earth like planets exists many times over...
If, like God... The universe was infinite...
There could be, by implication an infinite number or Earths...
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HEAD BANDS DEMONIC!!!!
by bonnzo inpage 291 in the revelation speculation book has the funniest picture i have ever seen in wt publications.
look at all the "bad guys" wearing headbands!
and one nice, but brainwashed, sister commented tonight that head bands remind her of people that wanted to "do their own thing".
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Currientology
"What will they think of next?!" Cock rings!!!! Couldn't resist...
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Currientology
I was disappointed by the Cubans. Too much hype I guess...
I find others to be equally as good if not better. -
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What Kind of Phone Do You Use?
by minimus inmy cell is a razor from motorola.
verizon has some new phones available.
if you were to upgrade, what would you get?
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It's not so much about the phone as it is the network.
What good does a $1000 phone do me If I don't get service where and when I need it. -
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Do you have tofu recipe?
by asilentone ini just bought tofu recently, i thought i would try it, so i would like to have a very simple tofu recipe.
many thanks!
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Currientology
I would agree... (you already have some, but if it is not... in the future...)...
Buy firm or extra firm tofu. Soft and Silken tofu is more difficult to work with for the beginner than the firmer stuff and requires more knowledge and Creativity. You can substitute tofu for any meat / poultry / fish. It can be cooked in a variety of ways... Stir fry, bake, grill, bbq... Tofu is very good at absorbing flavors. Cut it up into ¼ - ½ in cubes, strips, whatever shape you desire. Marinade in whatever you would with beef / chicken (obviously lends itself to Asian style spices). Drain. Cook at a med – med-high heat... In a pan or wok generally with 1 table spoon of oil. It will brown. Serve with rice / needles and vegetables... Also works well for making things like.... burritos. I've made tofu stuffed ravioli , Vegan tofu and vegetable lasagna....