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  Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

  by avishai in

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  once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

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  Speaking of A** Hair
  
  One of the funny-est stories I ever read can be found by doing a Google search on: "don't shave your a** hair". Or you could just go here: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html.
  
  Enjoy.... It's somewhat Fart related... Close to the Hole anyway....
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  Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

  by avishai in

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  2. friends

  once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

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  I was always a 'lil too afraid to try that...
  Too much Ass Hair I guess.
  Didn't want to "go out like that" (flaming caveman fireball).
  Not even in a "Dude!!! Hold my beer and watch this!!!" Moment...
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  Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

  by avishai in

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  2. friends

  once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

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  My farts are wayyyyy better than that.
  Pull my finger????
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  Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

  by avishai in

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  2. friends

  once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

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  "Whoever smelt it dealt it
  Whoever denied it supplied it"
  
  I know my farts... and that's not one of them!!!
  Honestly... If it were mine, I'd let you know... and take Pride in doing so!!!
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  Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

  by avishai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

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  OMG I'm fart'in dieing.... Funny!!!!
  
  Try this one... I've used it in a few business meetings. Won me a few bets and helped get a promotion.
  
  http://www.thefartmachine.com/
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  How many here went to pioneer school, and who were your instructors?

  by BonaFide in

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  i went in 1982, one of my instructors was bill baxter.

  i taught seven pioneer schools, but in another country.

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  Does anyone have an E-copy of the material?
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  The End of JW's

  by Currientology in

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  the end of the jw's.... .

  the end of the jw's within my family is near (relatively, and god willing).

  the only 2 remaining are my mother and father in law.

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  The end of the JW's....
  
  The end of the JW's within my family is near (relatively, and God willing). The only 2 remaining are my mother and father in law. They are not quite “elderly” yet. But, will be... soon. For them I wish good health, long life, and the comfort of their religion. For the current and future generations... It is our responsibility in education, guidance, and prevention...
  
  I would like to say someday we will all be free..
  In historical observation, however... I see our actions indicating otherwise...
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  Struggling with the concept of a "God"

  by littleblueuk in

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  this topic, i'm sure, has been discussed many times, but today i am really contemplating the concept of god.. i remember vividly the old testament; the israelites slaughtering everyone in their path, men, women and children at god's direction at jericho, leaving no one alive.

  i remember thinking then as a child how cruel that was.

  there are many other examples.. then reading the news today i read a section in the world news about india.

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  Thinking of random chance...
  Given X number galaxys in the universe... containing Y numbers of stars.
  The odds for Earth like planets exists many times over...
  
  If, like God... The universe was infinite...
  There could be, by implication an infinite number or Earths...
  All by nothing more than random chance.
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  HEAD BANDS DEMONIC!!!!

  by bonnzo in

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  page 291 in the revelation speculation book has the funniest picture i have ever seen in wt publications.

  look at all the "bad guys" wearing headbands!

  and one nice, but brainwashed, sister commented tonight that head bands remind her of people that wanted to "do their own thing".

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  "What will they think of next?!" Cock rings!!!! Couldn't resist...
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  Cigars

  by besty in

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  ...and so to the end of a great evening with new friends and a familiar lover.. my feet are up and the sounds of socal stillness punctuated by occasional dreams departing from lax.. is there more to life than friends, lovers, brandy and hand rolled cuban companions?.

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  I was disappointed by the Cubans. Too much hype I guess...
  I find others to be equally as good if not better.