Could you imagine a girl going to the elders that she mastrubates? It's preposterous!
Janitors, the lot of them.
shamus100
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What Watchtower Got Wrong with Their Child Molestation Policy
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inin the style of stephen lett, i'm trying to come up with an exhaustive, enumerated list (without his crazy eyebrows, goofy facial expressions, and nutty voice).
what watchtower has gotten wrong isn't just their 2 witness rule.
it goes much deeper into other failures of jw dogma that has allowed this injustice and others to flourish in their organization.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Falcons
by Mr. Falcon in[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>normal</w:view> <w:zoom>0</w:zoom> <w:punctuationkerning /> <w:validateagainstschemas /> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:saveifxmlinvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:ignoremixedcontent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables /> <w:snaptogridincell /> <w:wraptextwithpunct /> <w:useasianbreakrules /> <w:dontgrowautofit /> </w:compatibility> <w:browserlevel>microsoftinternetexplorer4</w:browserlevel> </w:worddocument> </xml><!
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shamus100
I would have given a reason for it.
It would have been "Mind your own fucking business and leave me alone."
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Falcons
by Mr. Falcon in[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>normal</w:view> <w:zoom>0</w:zoom> <w:punctuationkerning /> <w:validateagainstschemas /> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:saveifxmlinvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:ignoremixedcontent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables /> <w:snaptogridincell /> <w:wraptextwithpunct /> <w:useasianbreakrules /> <w:dontgrowautofit /> </w:compatibility> <w:browserlevel>microsoftinternetexplorer4</w:browserlevel> </w:worddocument> </xml><!
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shamus100
That rabit tearing the flesh from a man really turns me on...
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Falcons
by Mr. Falcon in[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>normal</w:view> <w:zoom>0</w:zoom> <w:punctuationkerning /> <w:validateagainstschemas /> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:saveifxmlinvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:ignoremixedcontent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables /> <w:snaptogridincell /> <w:wraptextwithpunct /> <w:useasianbreakrules /> <w:dontgrowautofit /> </w:compatibility> <w:browserlevel>microsoftinternetexplorer4</w:browserlevel> </w:worddocument> </xml><!
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shamus100
A JW'S place a dump?
NOOOO!!! I've never heard of such a thing... ;P In the kneeewww system they can just abandon their dump, remove the bodies from a nice place and live away by a waterfall with lions.
A dream come true! :D
I bet the neighbours are doing it too if they care at all about the neighbourhood.
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Proof that humankind existed at least 28,000 years ago
by The Oracle ini wonder how jws will react to this recent evidence that intelligent man existed at least 22,000 years before adam and eve arrived on the scene?.
it looks like membership will continue to decline as far as intelligent jws are concerned.
i'm sure there will be plenty of society's bottom feeders who will continue to find their way on to the jw publisher lists.
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shamus100
It's all satan, baby! ;P
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Falcons
by Mr. Falcon in[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>normal</w:view> <w:zoom>0</w:zoom> <w:punctuationkerning /> <w:validateagainstschemas /> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:saveifxmlinvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:ignoremixedcontent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables /> <w:snaptogridincell /> <w:wraptextwithpunct /> <w:useasianbreakrules /> <w:dontgrowautofit /> </w:compatibility> <w:browserlevel>microsoftinternetexplorer4</w:browserlevel> </w:worddocument> </xml><!
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shamus100
Now that was a typical "Dear god, those people are so stupid their mothers should have eaten them while their bones were still soft" stories.
Query:
Who cuts their lawn now. Did they ever ask you to cut it again?
Inquiring minds need to know. ;P
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THINNER-Me? Maintain/gain weight
by JWdaughter inanyone ever read stephen king's book "thinner"?
) i kind of forgot how it ends, but being king, i don't think it ended well for the protagonist.. anyway i feel like that is what happened to me.
only i didn't sell my soul.
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shamus100
Don't try to gain weight - go to a doctor. I know what I'm talking about - and listen to Scully.
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THINNER-Me? Maintain/gain weight
by JWdaughter inanyone ever read stephen king's book "thinner"?
) i kind of forgot how it ends, but being king, i don't think it ended well for the protagonist.. anyway i feel like that is what happened to me.
only i didn't sell my soul.
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shamus100
Go see your doctor and tell him / her what has been happening.
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shamus100
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shamus100
i use mostly work specific programs that are quite boring.
I also use the field service app (tm) to keep track of my hours. :D