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  Wussie Henpecked Men will not Inherit the Kingdom

  by gumby in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here's an oldie but goodie i thought you guys would get a kick out of........plus i felt like gettin all the ladies all riled up.

  vindication i (book, 1931) pp.156-157 .

  the women make monkeys or dupes of men.

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  gumby

  Ok, which one of you ladies wants to be the first to kick this buttwipe in the nutsack?

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  2006 SERVICE REPORT - Feb 1, 2007 WT

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet, but here are the figures for the 2006 service report.

  i highlighted the countries that have either a "0" or negative growth in yellow and i highlighted key countries where the you would expect more growth......i tried looking for england's stats, but i couldn't see it.

  i looked under "england" and "united kingdom" but i can't see it.

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  gumby

  Someday those baldheaded bastards in N.Y. are gonna realize that their own statistics are an embarrasment to them and their gonna quit publishing them for all to read. I'm surprised they haven't quit publishing the amount of the annointed yet still on earth being that the numbers never drop like their supposed to.....but then again, nothing they do makes any sense.

  Mary, ain't it past your bedtime fer christ sake!

  Gumby
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  Was Jesus Resurrected Twice

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jw's deny the bodily resurrection of christ.

  jw's claim he was resurrected a spiritual being namely michael .. using this line of reasoning then:.

  jesus 'man' was resurrected to .

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  gumby

  Forget all the bullshit. Your telling me that the angel of the lord got his ass kicked by a mere human......period!

  Seems to me the almighty wouldn't have made any angel that when it materialized, it couldn't whip a man. Even the Nephilim which were half angel and half men were powerful monsters, and yet Jacob beat up a full blooded materialized angel.......what a joke.

  Gumby
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  Was Jesus Resurrected Twice

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jw's deny the bodily resurrection of christ.

  jw's claim he was resurrected a spiritual being namely michael .. using this line of reasoning then:.

  jesus 'man' was resurrected to .

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  gumby

  Mad Tiger, that was a typical fundie answer you just made.

  it really doesn't make logical sense to compare the
  archangel's power and recorded feats to a lesser angels power

  So your saying there are angels that are less in power than a 150 lb. man? Tell me, which type of angel couldn't outwrestle a man? A Cherub, a Seraph.....which type Mad Tiger. I remember of an angel that took care of 180,000 humans in one night, but your saying there is a type of one of gods angels that couldn't whip Jacob? Again, which TYPE of angel is this weak?

  Gumby
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  Wussie Henpecked Men will not Inherit the Kingdom

  by gumby in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here's an oldie but goodie i thought you guys would get a kick out of........plus i felt like gettin all the ladies all riled up.

  vindication i (book, 1931) pp.156-157 .

  the women make monkeys or dupes of men.

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  gumby

  Ya.....his name was Judge Booze Ratherf**ked-in-the-head. What a jerk! I've never read this before...........gee, and he wonders why his own wife couldn't stand him? I realize that this was written long before Women's Rights, but men of the day realized that that was considered "good manners" to stand up when a lady entered the room.

  Ya, thanks Brother Gumby for getting me all riled up.......

  LMAO @ Mary. Damn how I love to get her pissed.

  It's too bad all the women in the organisation didn't tell Rutherford to kiss their ass back then......that would have showed that lush to keep his arrogant mouth shut.

  I wonder how women today would respond to this attitude and what he wrote....I really do? Witness women today have enough of a hard time accepting the "weaker vessel" role, but Rutherfords ideas today I don't believe would have gone over too well. Apparently, Jehovah decided to have men show women some respect since Rutherfords ideas on this are now obsolete.

  Gumby
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  Was Jesus Resurrected Twice

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jw's deny the bodily resurrection of christ.

  jw's claim he was resurrected a spiritual being namely michael .. using this line of reasoning then:.

  jesus 'man' was resurrected to .

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  gumby

  I've been kinda curious as to how Jesus walked through walls as a human. If it's because he's Jesus and Jesus can do anything, then why couldn't the angel of the lord kick Jacobs ass when he wrestled him?

  Gumby.....who's glad he not only wised up to the organisation, but also wised up about a book of baloney.
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  Was Jesus Resurrected Twice

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jw's deny the bodily resurrection of christ.

  jw's claim he was resurrected a spiritual being namely michael .. using this line of reasoning then:.

  jesus 'man' was resurrected to .

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  gumby

  My question is......if Jesus was actually raised as a fleshly human, then did he ascend into the heavens with a fleshly body? Is Jesus now flesh in heaven? Is Jesus god? Is god flesh and blood? It seems odd to be that a fleshly Jesus is in a heavenly abode with spirit angels and a spirit father. Maybe Jesus was raised in the flesh and then when he got about 3-5 hundred feet in the air he turned into a spirit.

  Gumby
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  2006 SERVICE REPORT - Feb 1, 2007 WT

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet, but here are the figures for the 2006 service report.

  i highlighted the countries that have either a "0" or negative growth in yellow and i highlighted key countries where the you would expect more growth......i tried looking for england's stats, but i couldn't see it.

  i looked under "england" and "united kingdom" but i can't see it.

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  gumby

  Nos, Mary is like my #1 concubine and we just had a kid named Onan who's gonna carry on my family line since I ain't got any kid gumbies to do so. I ain't even got any daughters either.

  Here's our kid
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  2006 SERVICE REPORT - Feb 1, 2007 WT

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet, but here are the figures for the 2006 service report.

  i highlighted the countries that have either a "0" or negative growth in yellow and i highlighted key countries where the you would expect more growth......i tried looking for england's stats, but i couldn't see it.

  i looked under "england" and "united kingdom" but i can't see it.

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  gumby

  Gumby, I must have missed something somewhere....

  ....why are you attending meetings again?

  Here ya go bro.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/118951/1.ashx
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  Notes from recent CO meeting with elders/ms

  by Doubting Bro in

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  2. friends

  for some reason, i can't cut & past from word.

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  gumby

  Yesterdays WT article where the great crowd was clearly only companions of Christians and not really Christians themselves, I can’t really see how the scripture cited can apply. Paul said that they were to judge the world, so why can’t they act as judges now. However, I don’t know any anointed elders, we certainly don’t have any. So, doesn’t that mean that they’re not qualified to sit in judgment?

  You bring up some very good thoughts Doubting Brother.

  It's also odd that a judicial commitee consisting of elders of the great crown can disfellowship an annointed one when the great crowd are only "helpers" and "companions" of the faithful slave class. Since when does a helper fire their boss?

  Gumby