You may be on tosomething Sab, we can't have Jesus being seen as either hypocritical or incompetent.
Over here in the U.K they are screening an Irish sit-com called "Mrs Brown's Boys" , hilarious stuff, very Irish.
In the episode I watched the other night, Mrs Brown says to the local Priest on the matter of marriage :
"If you don't play the game, don't make the rules"
That could be levelled at Jesus if he were truly celibate.
Despite all of the above, I think the words he is supposed to have spoken about looking at a woman lustfully are very true, and a salutary warning for those in a relationship who intend to remain faithful.