Damn, I wanted to embed the Holy Diver video into that post but I can't figure out how.
DoomVoyager
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Are you ready to ROCK!! W/ the MASTER of Metal, Ronnie james Dio!!!!!
by avishai inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxlczowllh8&feature=related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvsyayuvaby&feature=related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyc7zbmrji&feature=related.
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Are you ready to ROCK!! W/ the MASTER of Metal, Ronnie james Dio!!!!!
by avishai inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxlczowllh8&feature=related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvsyayuvaby&feature=related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyc7zbmrji&feature=related.
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DoomVoyager
lol, I wanted to see Heaven and Hell (it's Sabbath with Dio), along with Motorhead, Priest and Testament when they hit Toronto this August. But it was right in the middle of my final exams week. Brutal luck.
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Could the Large Hadron Collider open a doorway to heaven?
by truthseeker insilly speculation, but imagine if the large hadron collider opened a door to the spirit world, which would be considered another dimension.
perhaps the lhc will reveal demunz.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24525554.
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DoomVoyager
The purpose of the Large Hadron Collider is just to investigate whether really small explosions can be awesome too.
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WWW.Watchtower.COM controlled by Apostates!
by MinisterAmos inas mentioned from the pulpit yesterday, watchtoer.com has been taken over by apostates so one must type .org very carefully or you will displease jah.
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keeping the terror to a fever-pitch for 150 years!
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DoomVoyager
Holy crap, who made that site? I'm losing control of my bowels over the "God's Favourite Ways to Kill" quiz
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COMMENTS YOU WILL NOT HEAR AT THE WT STUDY 09-07-08 (HOUSE TO HOUSE MINISTR
by Mary in" (this would harmonize with matt 10:9 that tells them not to take any money with them).
" the interpretation of the acts of the apostles, 1961, pp.120-21.
it became evident, however, that further personal training in the house-to-house ministry was needed.
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DoomVoyager
Who is doing the next COMMENTS... ? Can't wait to read it.
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Miracle Wheat
by DoomVoyager inwhere can i get some?
i'd like to brew some "miracle beer" with it.
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DoomVoyager
I'm envisioning a whole new organizational structure, based on "spirit-filled liquid" instead of "spiritual food".
Door to door canvassers could offer householders a Brooklyn Brew Lite, at a small fee (to cover the cost of printing... the label.) Nothing too heavy or deep you know, just something to get them interested.
On a return visit, a "free home Brew Tasting" course could be offered. The canvasser would supply the householder with a bottle of some type of flavoured liquer (New System Nectar?) and arrange to stop by once a week to help the householder drink it.
If the householder progresses well "in the Brewth", he can answer a sequence of 175 questions in order to become elegible for baptism. Baptism will occur in an inflatable pool full of Living Waters Whiskey. After all candidates have been baptized, the convention speakers will proceed to drain the pool. With their mouths.
Meetings will revolve around discussing the merits of the various concoctions that the Gibbering Buddy produces from Miracle Wheat. If you think that would get boring after a few months, just think of how many years the current borg has been polishing up the same 3 or 4 dog turds and wheeling them out every year at the district convention. Also, the monotony would occasionally be relieved by a talk about the wonders of Paradise, where spiced rum will bubble up out of cracks in the ground.
Over time, the society would decide that their formulas needed adjustment. This "Brew Lite" would be a mandatory replacement of "Old Lite". And of course, some would become disillusioned by the new brew, and would become APOSTATES and begin to distill their own Miracle Spirits. The society would rapidly deal with them by the simple expedient of poisoning the water supply leading to their still. =)
Of course, in such a system, the heaviest drinkers would rapidly rise to the top of the ranks and would be promoted to POs, COs, DOs, etc. ...well, maybe it isn't so different from the current system after all. -
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Dinosaurs
by billie jean inbeing brought up a j.w no one ever gave an accurate description of why the dinosaurs where actually put on the earth by jehovah.
if i ask this question to my parents now they still dont have an answer that makes any sense.
so far ive had .
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DoomVoyager
Well, I don't know about you folks, but I have dinosaurs in my gas tank. Velociraptors, to be precise. Fortunately, they poop gasoline. I just have to throw some ground beef in every once in a while.
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The WT Says: Young women should be like like cows (sex advice)
by inkling insorry if this has allready been talked about, but does anyone remember running across this gem from a 1961 wt?.
--- how can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?.
when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.
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DoomVoyager
What kind of creepy old pervert wrote that? "...the ovum is at large and causing ... disturbances".
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Dinosaurs
by billie jean inbeing brought up a j.w no one ever gave an accurate description of why the dinosaurs where actually put on the earth by jehovah.
if i ask this question to my parents now they still dont have an answer that makes any sense.
so far ive had .
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DoomVoyager
Inkling: but I have a certain elder in mind, who is of an unsually (for an elder) scientific mindset. I doubt he'd ever be able to spout bullshit like that and keep a straight face.
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Miracle Wheat
by DoomVoyager inwhere can i get some?
i'd like to brew some "miracle beer" with it.
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DoomVoyager
Where can I get some? I'd like to brew some "miracle beer" with it.