Posts by DoomVoyager

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WOULD JW's READ THIS?

by Mickey mouse in

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i just posted this to oracle's thread but didn't want to hijack it so i thought i'd start my own.

i think emails are a potentially effective way of conveying information to jw's, they love firing them off to all their friends.

could we get some information in under the radar in this manner...?.

My prayer to Jesus.. if you can't beat them, beat them!

by dawg in

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hell nothing else is working, think i'll pray to jesus... you guys want to pray for anything?

dear jesus... .

please tell me that the deficit this year won't actually be $485 billion dollars as predicted in today's paper.... .

DoomVoyager

Dear Jesus, please microwave a burrito so hot, you yourself cannot eat it.

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Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

by DoomVoyager in

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http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

DoomVoyager

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

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WOULD JW's READ THIS?

by Mickey mouse in

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friends

i just posted this to oracle's thread but didn't want to hijack it so i thought i'd start my own.

i think emails are a potentially effective way of conveying information to jw's, they love firing them off to all their friends.

could we get some information in under the radar in this manner...?.

Well, perhaps I'm mistaken, but the idea with this is to get JWs to research control groups... and of course it won't take long for them to stumble across pages pinpointing exactly how dubs are a high control group.

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1875, 1914,1975, 2014, 2075

by JWdaughter in

just wondering, as i investigate and learn that 1914 was based largely off of being 40 years after the false "end of 6000 years of human existence" that was supposedly 1874, and 1975 is supposedly (again) the "end of 6000 years of human existence"(plus 1 year that went missing if i remember correctly)-is there any special connotation being given to 2014?

aren't they due to start getting them riled up again?

are they doing it more subtly?

DoomVoyager

1914 + Noah's 120 years of service = 2034. 2034 is the new buzzword. Watch for it in your Washtowels!

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Former J.W. Now atheist?

by Aculama in

just curious.... did the disallusionment of j.w.

experience make you hate god or disbelieve everything about god?

could it be god's grace that kept you from or freed you from their hold on you?

DoomVoyager

I think the majority of posters here (myself included) are atheistic.

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WOULD JW's READ THIS?

by Mickey mouse in

jw
friends

i just posted this to oracle's thread but didn't want to hijack it so i thought i'd start my own.

i think emails are a potentially effective way of conveying information to jw's, they love firing them off to all their friends.

could we get some information in under the radar in this manner...?.

DoomVoyager

Worth a shot, I'd say. "From their perspective our message is seen as an attack from Satan to undermine their faith! " That part might be a little bit of a tip-off.

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The Governing Body is Running for office in the new Order....Your vote?

by restrangled in

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how would you vote....... they have been in office for years and forced upon you their personal religious ideals.

families have been destroyed and broken up.some have died supporting their ideals.. you have been fed that their decisions are backed by god.

they have collected millions of dollars in support and spent it defending themselves against their own policies, or spending it on themselves.. those in power are well out of reach of their constituents, and in the end could really care less.. they produce propaganda to keep everyone quiet that supports and keeps them in power.

DoomVoyager

I think I'd pull a John Wilkes Boothe on 'em.

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Do we all have Nephilim Blood?

by cameo-d in

so they say that in the "beginning of the ages" there was a lot of in-breeding because the bloodlines were 'more pure'.. when the nephilim came down and mated with the females, even after the flood, does this mean the bloodlines would have been 'more pure' as far as 50-50 nephilim dna?

or maybe even a stronger concentration of nephilim than human...maybe 80-20%?

psalms 58:3 the wicked are estranged from the womb.

DoomVoyager

Cameo: any idea on how these Nephilims supposedly survived the (fictional) global flood that covered every mountain? Did they stow away aboard the ark? I know - maybe they pretended to be dinosaurs, so the dinosaurs didn't get a place on the Ark. That's why they're extinct!

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Does anyone else find this scripture hilarious/humorous ?

by StoneWall in

numbers 25:1 "now israel was dwelling in shit'tim.

then the people started to have immoral relations with the daughters of mo'ab".

it's like i can almost hear beavis and butthead laughing and saying he said they were dwelling in shit'tim.

DoomVoyager

I always loved the one at Genesis 30:37, wherein Jehoober displays his vast knowledge of Mendelian genetics:

"Then Jacob took for his use staffs still moist of the storax tree and of the almond tree and of the plane tree and peeled in them white peeled spots by laying bare white places which were upon the staffs. Finally the staffs that he had peeled he placed in front of the flock, in the gutters, in the water drinking troughs, where the flocks would come to drink, that they might get into a heat before them when they came to drink.Consequently the flocks would get in heat before the staffs, and the flocks would produce striped, speckled and color-patched ones."

Or Exodus 33:22, where Jehoober gives Moses a Divine Mooning:

"And it has to occur that while my glory is passing by I must place you in a hole in the rock, and I must put my palm over you as a screen until I have passed by. 23 After that I must take my palm away, and you will indeed see my back. But my face may not be seen."

Furthermore, according to SAB, the hebrew word translated here as "glory" is also used as a slang reference to male genitalia. So Jehoober's gigantic cosmic weenie was just too much for Moses to see, but his arse was A-OK.