DoomVoyager

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  Former J.W. Now atheist?

  by Aculama in

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  just curious.... did the disallusionment of j.w.

  experience make you hate god or disbelieve everything about god?

  could it be god's grace that kept you from or freed you from their hold on you?

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  DoomVoyager

  I think the majority of posters here (myself included) are atheistic.
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  WOULD JW's READ THIS?

  by Mickey mouse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just posted this to oracle's thread but didn't want to hijack it so i thought i'd start my own.

  i think emails are a potentially effective way of conveying information to jw's, they love firing them off to all their friends.

  could we get some information in under the radar in this manner...?.

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  DoomVoyager

  Worth a shot, I'd say. "From their perspective our message is seen as an attack from Satan to undermine their faith! " That part might be a little bit of a tip-off.
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  The Governing Body is Running for office in the new Order....Your vote?

  by restrangled in

  1. jw
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  how would you vote....... they have been in office for years and forced upon you their personal religious ideals.

  families have been destroyed and broken up.some have died supporting their ideals.. you have been fed that their decisions are backed by god.

  they have collected millions of dollars in support and spent it defending themselves against their own policies, or spending it on themselves.. those in power are well out of reach of their constituents, and in the end could really care less.. they produce propaganda to keep everyone quiet that supports and keeps them in power.

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  DoomVoyager

  I think I'd pull a John Wilkes Boothe on 'em.
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  Do we all have Nephilim Blood?

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so they say that in the "beginning of the ages" there was a lot of in-breeding because the bloodlines were 'more pure'.. when the nephilim came down and mated with the females, even after the flood, does this mean the bloodlines would have been 'more pure' as far as 50-50 nephilim dna?

  or maybe even a stronger concentration of nephilim than human...maybe 80-20%?

  psalms 58:3 the wicked are estranged from the womb.

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  DoomVoyager

  Cameo: any idea on how these Nephilims supposedly survived the (fictional) global flood that covered every mountain? Did they stow away aboard the ark? I know - maybe they pretended to be dinosaurs, so the dinosaurs didn't get a place on the Ark. That's why they're extinct!
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  Does anyone else find this scripture hilarious/humorous ?

  by StoneWall in

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  2. humour

  numbers 25:1 "now israel was dwelling in shit'tim.

  then the people started to have immoral relations with the daughters of mo'ab".

  it's like i can almost hear beavis and butthead laughing and saying he said they were dwelling in shit'tim.

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  DoomVoyager

  I always loved the one at Genesis 30:37, wherein Jehoober displays his vast knowledge of Mendelian genetics:
  
  "Then Jacob took for his use staffs still moist of the storax tree and of the almond tree and of the plane tree and peeled in them white peeled spots by laying bare white places which were upon the staffs. Finally the staffs that he had peeled he placed in front of the flock, in the gutters, in the water drinking troughs, where the flocks would come to drink, that they might get into a heat before them when they came to drink.Consequently the flocks would get in heat before the staffs, and the flocks would produce striped, speckled and color-patched ones."
  
  Or Exodus 33:22, where Jehoober gives Moses a Divine Mooning:
  
  "And it has to occur that while my glory is passing by I must place you in a hole in the rock, and I must put my palm over you as a screen until I have passed by. 23 After that I must take my palm away, and you will indeed see my back. But my face may not be seen."
  
  Furthermore, according to SAB, the hebrew word translated here as "glory" is also used as a slang reference to male genitalia. So Jehoober's gigantic cosmic weenie was just too much for Moses to see, but his arse was A-OK.
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  Does anyone else find this scripture hilarious/humorous ?

  by StoneWall in

  1. social
  2. humour

  numbers 25:1 "now israel was dwelling in shit'tim.

  then the people started to have immoral relations with the daughters of mo'ab".

  it's like i can almost hear beavis and butthead laughing and saying he said they were dwelling in shit'tim.

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  DoomVoyager

  yep.
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  THE BORING FIELD SERVICE !

  by billie jean in

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  DoomVoyager

  Hmm... then there's always the awkward situation where the householder opens the door to take his dog for a walk and finds one very surprised and unprepared dubbie and his friend.
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  The WT Says: Young women should be like like cows (sex advice)

  by inkling in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  sorry if this has allready been talked about, but does anyone remember running across this gem from a 1961 wt?.

  --- how can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?.

  when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.

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  DoomVoyager

  Outlaw, you are a funny guy.
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  Did You Ever Regard The Elders As Loving Shepherds?

  by minimus in

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  did you think these men loved you?

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  DoomVoyager

  I thought they were scary when I was younger. Then I discovered they were just a bunch of slobs who shovel s*** for a living but get to wield the Staff of Ultimate Power at the KH. Yay!
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  WHAT ARE THE WATCHTOWERT'S TOP 10MISTAKES?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?

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  DoomVoyager

  Leaving the toilet seat up after they pee.