Words for the Day; please share

by compound complex in

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greetings, word lovers:.

in my job, i work with words and wrangle them into shape, well, in a manner of speaking.

one word might be mistaken for another, a word with either a similar or identical sound.

HB

Just spent a pleasant half an hour reading this thread.

It appears that no one has yet mentioned the classic poem 'The Chaos' by Gerard Nolst Trenité.

The poem contains about 800 irregularities found in English spelling and pronunciation, and was originally an appendix in the author’s 1920 textbook intended for foreign language students “Drop your foreign accent” .

It's a little long to copy the whole thing here, but you easily can find the full poem on the internet (both written and spoken). Bear in mind there a few different versions around.

I have added the first four verses and the last to give a flavour for anyone who hasn't come across it before:-

Dearest creature in creation

Studying English pronunciation,

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

I will keep you, Susy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy;

Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;

So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer.

Pray, console your loving poet,

Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!

Just compare heart, hear and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word.

Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it's written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say-said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.

………………………..

Finally, which rhymes with tough,

Though, through, bough, cough, dough, or enough?

Hiccough has the sound of sup…

My advice is: GIVE IT UP!

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Why did Jesus need to experience a human childhood?

by HB in

i've never been a jw and haven't ever studied the bible or theology so it may be that there is a simple answer to my question that i'm not aware of, in which case, please forgive my ignorance.

however i have wondered about this for quite some time and have scoured the internet but i can't find any mention of the topic.

maybe someone here might enlighten me.

HB

I've never been a JW and haven't ever studied the bible or theology so it may be that there is a simple answer to my question that I'm not aware of, in which case, please forgive my ignorance. However I have wondered about this for quite some time and have scoured the internet but I can't find any mention of the topic. Maybe someone here might enlighten me.

(Looking at the bigger picture, the answer to my question is actually easy, i.e. the stories in the bible are merely illogical mad made myths, but for the purpose of this question, it’s necessary to go with the theoretical premise that the bible is true).

So the question is: Why did Jesus have to start life on earth in the womb, be born, and grow through babyhood, childhood and teenage into manhood?

What did this achieve? Why could the purpose of His life on earth not have been fulfilled by arriving as a fully grown adult? If his second coming will be as an adult, why could his first not also have been? Jesus’s mission, his preaching, miracles and eventual death were all undertaken as a grown man.

The potential answer that God wished Jesus to experience as many facets of human existence as possible, in order to understand human nature, doesn’t quite work. There were many very important aspects of life Jesus did not have any experience of, such as being married, being a parent, etc, and he missed out completely on one of the most common and basic human experiences – i.e. being female, with all that that entails. Also he was a perfect man and had God as a father, so he could never have completely experienced the essence of the human condition anyway. But he could have discovered for himself the trials of being poor, hungry and oppressed etc even if he had arrived fully grown.

It would have been easy for an all-powerful God to organise sending his adult son to arrive (in Bethlehem or wherever) around 30CE, and give him a head full of the necessary knowledge for negotiating the middle eastern culture and religion. If Jesus suddenly appeared from the sky in a blaze of light in front of a large crowd, and then started preaching and demonstrating his ability to heal the sick and perform other miracles, his ‘Son of God’ persona would have been clearly evident, so he would not have needed to travel around gathering followers, he could have stayed in one place and people would have come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of him. I guess the Romans would have wanted to kill him even more.

Another critical point, to be the perfect ransom sacrifice, Jesus was supposed to be equivalent to Adam who arrived on earth as an adult, not a baby. Adam must have been given basic knowledge by God in order to survive, so why not do the same for Jesus?

Jesus coming as an adult would be far simpler; it would avoid the complex mystery of how exactly Mary’s ovum was fertilised and whose DNA was in the 23 chromosomes normally supplied by the father. And it would have avoided the trauma for Joseph of hearing his fiancée was pregnant, and presumably Mary's shame of being unmarried.

I can't think why was it necessary for Jesus to have earthly parents and a childhood, as nothing important seems to have been gained by this. God would have simply had to give different ‘inspiration’ to the Old Testament prophets so that rather than foretelling that the Messiah would be descended from David , the prophesy would be that the Saviour would come from Heaven.

If Ive missed something and there is an explanation more satisfying than just that ‘it's a mystery and God knows best’, I'd like to understand it.

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Do you air on the side of caution?

by compound complex in

well, that would be an airer.

it's all in how we hear the spoken word.

when a little boy, one fellow thought "world peace" was "whirled peas.

HB

A 'philosophical' ditty, sung as a four part round, to the tune of 'Frere Jacques':

Life is butter, life is butter,

Melon cauliflower, melon cauliflower,

Life is butter melon, life is butter melon,

Cauliflower, cauliflower.

(Life is but a melancholy flower)

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Door knockers

by HB in

not sure if this has been posted before, but it made me smile...... .

HB

Not sure about the cartoonist who drew it, but no offence to anyone intended by me in posting this.

I just liked the irony of atheists wearing shirts and ties (depicted like clichéd Mormons and JWs with rather gormless faces) going door to door, but with no message to promote.

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Door knockers

by HB in

not sure if this has been posted before, but it made me smile...... .

HB

Not sure if this has been posted before, but it made me smile.....

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incident going on in central london

by Ruby456 in

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friends

unfolding now - could be terrorist.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/22/man-shot-police-outside-parliament-officer-reportedly-shoots/.

HB

There are usually a couple of JW carts right opposite the Houses of Parliament on the corner of Westminster Bridge by the tube station entrance. I have spoken to some of them in the past.

If the JWs were there today, I hope they are safe, but they would be literal 'witnesses' to a real event and in this case, their witnessing could be of actual use.

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Did you know that J.F. Rutherford was part of the Knights of Pythias? There's PROOF for this!

by ILoveTTATT2 in

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friends

wow.

wow.someone just sent me a scan of the boonville advertiser newspaper in which it mentions j.f.

HB

My years of genealogy research have taught me never to make assumptions or go by guesswork about the identity of individuals from the past, the only sure way is to use official public records such as birth, marriage and death records or the Federal, State or City censuses.

A little digging has been interesting if frustrating, because as mentioned previously, I don't have access to US records. But I found a few details by luck.

There were several other Joseph F Rutherfords in the US during the lifetime of the Watchtower leader. One was born in the same year but died age 6. The list includes Joseph F Rutherfords who were born or lived in the following places: Des Moines, Iowa; Wyandotte, Kansas; Alabama; Texas; Illinois; Utah, Georgia and Missouri.

There are 12 pages of John F Rutherfords, including one born in 1866 in Green, Hickory, Missouri, a 2 hour drive from Boonville.

It's also necessary to be careful when searching official documents, as for example in the 1920 Federal census, Joseph Franklin Rutherford is listed as RUTHERFORD F. JOSEPH. Could be confusing.

See below copy of sheet 11a of the 1920 US census for the Borough of Brooklyn in Kings County, New York. (If you save the image to your PC, you can enlarge it).

On line 1 is RUTHERFORD F. JOSEPH - born in Missouri, mother from Tennessee, father from Missouri.

Other details are that 'the residence' was owned freehold, he was the Head of the 'household', age 50, white, married, able to read and write, profession - Minister, Bible Society. He worked on his own account (i.e. not an employer or salary/wage worker). The rest of the 'household' are listed as boarders, from various countries but all white, working as ministers, clerks, stenographers, cooks, printers, an editor, a janitor, a typist, a writer and a few individuals with no job. There's a 12 year old schoolboy living there (poor thing!) with his parents. I presume there are further pages, but I only had access to this one. There were 92 dwellings and 252 families.

This establishes proof that the Watch Tower Rutherford was born around 1869 in Missouri. If someone with the right Ancestry subscription could look up other censuses to establish whether or not there was another J Rutherford with different parents, different date of birth, different occupation, who lived in Boonville, Missouri, it would help to determine the current question one way or another.

The WT Joseph Franklin's parents were James Calvin Rutherford and Lenora Strickland. They died in Pilot Grove, Cooper, Missouri, about a 20 minute drive from Boonville.

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Did you know that J.F. Rutherford was part of the Knights of Pythias? There's PROOF for this!

by ILoveTTATT2 in

jw
friends

wow.

wow.someone just sent me a scan of the boonville advertiser newspaper in which it mentions j.f.

HB

I just had a very quick search for Joseph, John and J F Rutherford on the Ancestry website.

I only pay for access to UK records, so unfortunately not able to check US censuses, but to give an idea, listed in the 1871 UK census, there are 17 different Joseph Rutherfords born around 1869 and 64 John Rutherfords . If anyone has access to the US Ancestry website, you will very likely find similar results, including the Joseph and John in question.

The free Latter Day Saints website lists 71 Joseph Rutherfords alive in the 1880 census, including 5 in Missouri.

It's to be expected that several related people who shared the same surname and initials would have lived in even the tiniest of towns or villages. Even a few who also shared the same forename and surname.

Generally people tended to stay in the area where their family was based, so it is not uncommon to find two cousins born the same year with the same name, because two married brothers chose to name their respective baby boys after their own father, (the babies' grandfather). Include the extended family with uncles, second cousins etc, especially with popular names like Joseph and John and you have a high likelihood of finding a namesake even in a one horse town.

(Incidentally, I came across the distribution map of the surname Rutherford and it apparently originated in the borders of Scotland.)

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Jediism not a religion, UK Charity Commission rules

by HB in

thought this might be of interest....... .

from http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38368526.

jediism not a religion, charity commission rules.

HB

7th most popular religion--where--in the UK ? where does the watchtower society come then ?

JWs are such a miniscule religion in the UK that they don't seem to appear in any 'popularity of religion' lists I can find, but are lumped in with "other" or at best 'non Trinitarian' religions.

The below list which didn't include JWs, was from 2009 taken from the British Social Attitudes Survey :~

No religion - 50.7%

C of E - 19.9%

Christian (no denomination) - 9.3%

Catholic - 8.6%

Muslim 2.4%

Presbyterian/Church of Scotland - 2.2%

Methodist - 1.3%

Other protestant - 1.2%

Hindu 0.9%

Sikh - 0.8%

refused / N/A - 0.4%

Other Christian - 0.4%

Judaism - 0.4%

Other religions - 0.3%

I'd be interested to see more up to date figures if anyone can find them.

JWs had 137,631 "publishers" in the UK in 2015 according to Wikipedia.

It's not a direct comparison by any means as the statistics are 5 years apart, but it appears that in 2011 there were more adherents to the Jedi faith in the UK than there were JWs in the UK in 2015.

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Jediism not a religion, UK Charity Commission rules

by HB in

thought this might be of interest....... .

from http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38368526.

jediism not a religion, charity commission rules.

HB

Thought this might be of interest......

from http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38368526

Jediism not a religion, Charity Commission rules

Jediism, the worship of the mythology of Star Wars, is not a religion, the Charity Commission has ruled.

The commission rejected an application to grant charitable status to The Temple of the Jedi Order.

It said Jediism did not "promote moral or ethical improvement" for charity law purposes in England and Wales.

In the 2011 census, 177,000 people declared themselves Jedi under the religion section, making it the seventh most popular religion.

In its ruling the Charity Commission said there was insufficient evidence that "moral improvement" was central to the beliefs and practices of Jediism.

It also noted the Jedi Doctrine can be accepted, rejected and interpreted by individuals as they see fit.

The commission said to be classed as a religion it must have a positive beneficial impact on society in general and raised concerns that Jediism may, in part, have an "inward focus" on its members.

What is Jediism?

Jediism is based on the observance of the Force, described as "the ubiquitous and metaphysical power" that a Jedi believes to be the underlying, fundamental nature of the universe

Jedi do not believe in a god, having faith instead "in the Force, and in the inherent worth of all life within it"
They believe in eternal life through the Force and do not become "obsessed in mourning those who pass".
Jedi may grieve but are content, knowing they will "forever be a part of the Force"
The definition of Jediism states the religion is an "inspiration and a way of life" for people who take on "the mantle of Jedi"
The Jedi Doctrine acknowledges there is some "scope for followers to simply view Jediism as a philosophy or way of life" and some Jedi prefer to avoid the word religion

Daniel Jones, leader of the Church of Jediism, said Jedi would continue to do charity work without any legal status and was convinced "Jediism's status will change in the next five years".

"It's not what anyone in the Jediism community wants to hear, when you have churches like Satan and Scientology with charitable religious statuses," he told the BBC.

Jediism has more adherents than Rastafarians and Jains, according to the census.

But the number of Jedi fell sharply from 2001, when 390,000 people said they were followers of The Force.

Kenneth Dibble, the chief legal adviser at the Charity Commission, said: "The law relating to what is and is not a charity evolves continuously and, as in this case, can be influenced by decisions in other areas. Our role is critical in interpreting and explaining the extent of what the law considers charitable

HB

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