How about the one where there's a holocaust and the only man left finally gets enough peace and quiet to read everything he wants... then breaks his glasses.
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Twilight Zone turns golden today
by mrsjones5 init's the twilight zone's fiftieth anniversary today.
what's your favorite episode?.
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New to Halloween...What do YOU do?
by Bourne ini've never celebrated halloween (too bad none of you live around here - jacksonville fl), but for whatever reason, i have alot of good memories from the anticipation of the various holidays as a child (i'm originally from a state that actually had seasons), even though we as jw's did'nt participate.
i still remember being at friends' houses, seeing them apparently happy and found myself wishing that i could have something to look forward too that was fun and not just the memorial (such a solemn occasion).
i have swore to myself that when (and if) i ever have children that i will celebrate them (the holidays + birthdays) as would want them to have some of the memories that i was denied.. am i making too much of this?.
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JimmyPage
According to the top branded maker of candy corn, each year Americans eat enough Brach's candy corn that if the kernels were laid end to end, they would circle the Earth 4.5 times.
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Earthquake and tsunami near Samoa
by Sad emo inthe tsunami has already hit american samoa after an 8.3 quake under the ocean.
new zealand is on alert .
i hope all are kept safe.. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/aleqm5gcqyrcaxxr6t5ucx_wlbd_qbamqwd9b16es80.
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JimmyPage
Sad emo, you should be fine there in Palestine.
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New to Halloween...What do YOU do?
by Bourne ini've never celebrated halloween (too bad none of you live around here - jacksonville fl), but for whatever reason, i have alot of good memories from the anticipation of the various holidays as a child (i'm originally from a state that actually had seasons), even though we as jw's did'nt participate.
i still remember being at friends' houses, seeing them apparently happy and found myself wishing that i could have something to look forward too that was fun and not just the memorial (such a solemn occasion).
i have swore to myself that when (and if) i ever have children that i will celebrate them (the holidays + birthdays) as would want them to have some of the memories that i was denied.. am i making too much of this?.
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JimmyPage
Mmmmm... candy corn...
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Talent is TALENT
by AllTimeJeff ini stumbled across this on you tube, and just want to say, this might be from the 60's, but this woman could damn well sing.. brittney spears shouldn't be allowed to clean her toilet.... well, maybe she should, but thats another thread.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ta6lqmp0ec.
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JimmyPage
Britney has some large parts of her own.
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One hundred eleven assemblies
by JimmyPage inmy dad visited recently and somehow we got on the subject of assemblies.
he's been in the truth 37 years and figured he'd been to 3 assemblies a year.
that meant he had been to 111 assemblies in his life!
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JimmyPage
I guarantee even after 111 assemblies most dubs would still have a hard time finding the book of Amos.
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What do you think about David Letterman now?
by asilentone ini am sure all of you know about it by now..
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JimmyPage
Wow wha happened is an American Splendor fan!
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Blood on the doorpost
by JimmyPage inrecently an elder told me he compared conducting a regular family study to the israelites putting blood on the doorpost.
they were doing just what jehovah asked them to do prior to being delivered, just as family study is what the governing body is asking jws to do in these last minutes of the last hours of the last days.
to his credit, he did say this was just his own idea, not what the society says.
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JimmyPage
What do you mean, you're not going to let my people go?
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One hundred eleven assemblies
by JimmyPage inmy dad visited recently and somehow we got on the subject of assemblies.
he's been in the truth 37 years and figured he'd been to 3 assemblies a year.
that meant he had been to 111 assemblies in his life!
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JimmyPage
Exactly. Hello!
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New to Halloween...What do YOU do?
by Bourne ini've never celebrated halloween (too bad none of you live around here - jacksonville fl), but for whatever reason, i have alot of good memories from the anticipation of the various holidays as a child (i'm originally from a state that actually had seasons), even though we as jw's did'nt participate.
i still remember being at friends' houses, seeing them apparently happy and found myself wishing that i could have something to look forward too that was fun and not just the memorial (such a solemn occasion).
i have swore to myself that when (and if) i ever have children that i will celebrate them (the holidays + birthdays) as would want them to have some of the memories that i was denied.. am i making too much of this?.
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JimmyPage
I have to admit when I was at the toy store with my daughter she went right up to the Halloween stuff. I started to pull her away at first (out of habit), and then I said to myself no... let her have fun. I have never told her anything to do with holidays is bad. By the way, I freaking love candy corn!