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  What Exactly Is Christ Supposed To Be Doing In Heaven Now According To The Watchtower?

  by minimus in

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  i understood that christ was "waiting".

  waiting for what?.

  so what's jesus christ doing right now?.

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  JimmyPage

  Oh he's terribly busy, minimus. But he does want to see the Royal Wedding before destroying the wicked.
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  What Exactly Is Christ Supposed To Be Doing In Heaven Now According To The Watchtower?

  by minimus in

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  i understood that christ was "waiting".

  waiting for what?.

  so what's jesus christ doing right now?.

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  JimmyPage

  He's busy directing the preaching work, don't you know? Waiting for Jehovah to say the word and "unleash hell".

  But mostly waiting.
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  JimmyPage

  Gonna be easier to find with the new Smurfs movie coming out soon.
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  JimmyPage

  LOL @ nugget and OTWO!
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  JimmyPage

  The Memorial as a drinking game... nice!
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  Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. have the coboe greet everyone at the door dressed as the easter bunny.. 9. wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.. 8. bland unleavened bread replaced by hawaiian sweet rolls.. 7. memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "jesus christ superstar".. 6. kh library reserved to commemorate buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".. 5. no brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.. 4. inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the hall again.. 3. suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "jesus is my homeboy".. 2. raffle to win copy of "crisis of conscience" autographed by the governing body.. 1. guest appearance by jesus himself, but only in brooklyn.. .

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  10. Have the COBOE greet everyone at the door dressed as the Easter Bunny.

  9. Wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.

  8. Bland unleavened bread replaced by Hawaiian sweet rolls.

  7. Memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "Jesus Christ Superstar".

  6. KH library reserved to commemorate Buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".

  5. No brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.

  4. Inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the Hall again.

  3. Suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "Jesus is my homeboy".

  2. Raffle to win copy of "Crisis of Conscience" autographed by the Governing Body.

  1. Guest appearance by Jesus himself, but only in Brooklyn.
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  Man distributing religious flyer shot at!

  by JimmyPage in

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  http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-firing-gun-at-man-distributing-religious-flyer-119584074.html.

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  http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Arrested-for-Firing-Gun-at-Man-Distributing-Religious-Flyer-119584074.html
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  Do people praying out loud in public disturb you?

  by Mad Sweeney in

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  i am sitting here in a study lounge.

  when i got here around 15 minutes ago the only ones here were two young ladies and a young man, sitting around a table with their eyes closed.

  the young man was talking.

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  JimmyPage

  One of my wife's JW sisters and her JW husband do this in public restaurants. Pioneers. Very annoying. Reminds you of the Pharisees who prayed to be seen by men.
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  Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 04-03-2011 WT Study (TRIAL)

  by blondie in

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  face persecution?.

  helped to resist peer pressure.

  (a) why can we expect to face trials and.

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  JimmyPage

  I am thoroughly offended that they continue to hold up Malawi as an example for Witnesses.

  The Watchtower Society knows the real truth about what went on there and in Mexico.

  The fact that they continue to distort the facts shows how truly evil this organization is.

  Absolutely disgusting!
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  The cover tunes thread

  by JimmyPage in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o9bqawohnw.

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  JimmyPage

  Some great ones on here! Keep em coming!