10. Have the COBOE greet everyone at the door dressed as the Easter Bunny.
9. Wine for the anointed and beer for the great crowd.
8. Bland unleavened bread replaced by Hawaiian sweet rolls.
7. Memorial talk replaced by live local congregation production of "Jesus Christ Superstar".
6. KH library reserved to commemorate Buddha for those of the "reincarnated class".
5. No brothers passing the emblems, instead will be single sisters in bikinis.
4. Inactive ones issued complimentary marijuana joint to help them cope with being dragged back to the Hall again.
3. Suit and ties forbidden, replaced by t-shirts emblazoned with "Jesus is my homeboy".
2. Raffle to win copy of "Crisis of Conscience" autographed by the Governing Body.
1. Guest appearance by Jesus himself, but only in Brooklyn.