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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

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  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  "And I thought Balaam had an impressive ass."
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, OTWO!
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  Didn't mean to file this under "Experiences"... but while we're on the subject, are you experienced? Oh, behave, baby, yeah!

  
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  "I know K-Mart can be a little pricey, but this suit was worth it. You've got to mop a lot of floors to look this good!"
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  Does the Governing Body (or past presidents) members have (or had to) have body guards?

  by Joliette in

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  was watching a biography on the history channel about presidental securities and secrets, how the president is guarded just in case of an attack, an assaination attempt, etc.

  it got me to thinking about if any of the past or current gb members (or wt presidents) have ever had any death threats?

  do they have a specific plan for a gb member when they visit a city or country?

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  JimmyPage

  Too funny!
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  All those fawns eventually led Solomon to become a damn dirty apostate.
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  most depressing song ever

  by will_the_apostate in

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  whats the most depressing song you have ever heard?

  i would go with either johnny cash - hurt or gary jules-mad world.

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  JimmyPage

  John Lennon had some powerful songs and I prefer the versions of them that appear on "Menlove Avenue". I couldn't find all of those versions though so "Scared" here is from "Walls and Bridges". The Menlove take is much more spare and haunting.

  http://youtu.be/tJ6RCa3OSlw

  http://youtu.be/-0J3XVy5jTM

  http://youtu.be/NDI_PSJebUY
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  Faygo cola haha... in my neck of the woods it was Shasta...
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  I finally did it!!

  by Free!! in

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  so, even thought i faded more than a year ago, i still had my wt "library" w me, i am talking about the actual books!

  dozens of them... well, this past week i have been thinking and talking to some (jw) friends and i realized i dont ever want to go back to that mess... so, i threw every single one of those books in the dumpster about 15 minutes ago... and it felt great!!

  i had 3 boxes of books, i mean trash.... and it while throwing in the dumpster i promise, i felt like i was throwing my anger with it... i feel renew... ready to start the 1st day of the rest of my life!!

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  JimmyPage

  I enjoy throwing out the literature as well. Problem is, my wife keeps bringing more home.
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  JimmyPage

  They're all funny but the wet t shirt line's got me rolling.