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  Top 10 Ways to Offend a Jehovah's Witness

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1. sing a duet of the national anthem with your gay life partner.

  2. smoke a cigarette after donating blood.

  3. join the high school football team and have sex with a cheerleader.

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  JimmyPage

  Wear a cross to a rated R movie.

  Donate your casino winnings to the United Nations.
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  Top 10 Ways to Offend a Jehovah's Witness

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1. sing a duet of the national anthem with your gay life partner.

  2. smoke a cigarette after donating blood.

  3. join the high school football team and have sex with a cheerleader.

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  Ask your Ouija board if you should attend your Catholic workmate's wedding.
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  Top 10 Ways to Offend a Jehovah's Witness

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1. sing a duet of the national anthem with your gay life partner.

  2. smoke a cigarette after donating blood.

  3. join the high school football team and have sex with a cheerleader.

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  JimmyPage

  1. Sing a duet of the national anthem with your gay life partner

  2. Smoke a cigarette after donating blood

  3. Join the high school football team and have sex with a cheerleader

  4. Eat some blood sausage after casting your vote for president

  5. Give your child a Smurf for Christmas

  6. Attend the Baptist church while sporting a beard

  7. Show off your new tattoo while drinking the wine at the Memorial

  8. Paint easter eggs while listening to KISS

  9. Eat girl scout cookies at the local YMCA

  10. Quote "Crisis of Conscience" at the Kingdom Hall in your new army fatigues
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  Idol gives back

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  was it just me or did alicia keys sound like sh*t the other night?.

  the black eyed peas did, too, but fergie looked great, so who cares!.

  what did you think of stairway with steve vai?

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  JimmyPage

  I guess you and I were the only ones who watched LOL.
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  Idol gives back

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  was it just me or did alicia keys sound like sh*t the other night?.

  the black eyed peas did, too, but fergie looked great, so who cares!.

  what did you think of stairway with steve vai?

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  Was it just me or did Alicia Keys sound like sh*t the other night?

  The Black Eyed Peas did, too, but Fergie looked great, so who cares!

  What did you think of Stairway with Steve Vai? Or Jeff Beck and Joss Stone?
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  'Capitalism: A Love Story' (Trailer for New Michael Moore Film)

  by leavingwt in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihydyxrjuju.

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  JimmyPage

  I just watched the DVD and found the movie very inspirational. Even if you don't agree with Michael Moore he still tackles worthy subjects and gives you a lot of food for thought. (Unlike Burp the Shits).
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  BEST DOCUMENTARY ON MORMONS!!! UNBELIEVABLE SIMILARITIES TO JW'S.

  by whereami in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  excellent documentary.

  i couldn't believe the similarities.

  listening to the "apostates" within the mormons is like listening to one of us.. this should be watched by ex-jdubs and regular jdubs.

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  JimmyPage

  I saw this on the program guide but didn't think to dvr it. However, I do believe it will be showing again soon and will definitely be recording it now... and watching it with my wife!
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  who had a child molester in their congregation ?

  by looloo in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i have done this thread a long time ago , but a few newbies have joined recently and may have had some experiances to share , there was 2 in the congregation i was involved with (i was a "study" ) one was from bethel in america and got deported after his prison sentence and the other was reprooved for abuse then carried on abusing in the congregation , years later he abused my daughter and after i found out i reported him to the police , but he had got off "scot free" for 20 years untill i reported him .

  i believe the one from bethel was reported to the police simply because elders kids were affected ..

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  JimmyPage

  Had one in mine growing up. He's still in good standing with the cult and goes from cong to cong.
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  Which poster would you like to have a beer (or Pepsi for the sober peeps) with? Why?

  by serenitynow! in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've lurking for months, and have enjoyed the various personalities on the board.

  i'm pretty sure that i've seen this topic done on an old thread, but i don't want to get my buddy asilentone all riled up by performing a resurrection.

  minimus- cause he is funny.

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  JimmyPage

  Sacolton, Leaving WT, Baba Yaga, beksbks, Outlaw, Flipper, All Time Jeff, Avishai, Shamus, Leolaia, Oompa... I'm sure I'm leaving out many more.
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  So what happened?

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i posted my april fools "paul is dead" thread, went to bed, got up in the morning to check on it, and it was gone.

  did i fool anyone?

  if someone was offended, it was not my intent.

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  JimmyPage

  Billy, apparently I got Baba Yaga too. You'd think the news would've covered it a little more.