I love them. Fridays deserve more of this:
10. Troll around on their Facebook pages linking to freeminds and jwfacts (before Mother tells them to get the hell outta there).
9. Answer the door for them in just your underwear and say you are very interested. Invite them in, brush the porn mags off the chair, and drink right from your Jack Daniels bottle while smoking a cigarette. Offer them a smoke.
8. Come to the Kingdom Hall in a uniform, any kind of uniform will do- police, military, Scoutmaster, cheerleader, cable guy, anything.
7. Sing "Happy Birthday" to them or wish them a happy holiday.
6. Put a coupon for discounts on "sensual massage" in the contribution box.
5. Bust into the Kingdom Hall on Sunday and say "Somebody's minivan is on fire."
4. Answer the door when they call and reply to everything with "That's what YOU think."
3. Accept their invitation to the Memorial, come properly dressed on your bicycle, then refuse to remove your helmet saying you have hat-hair and would rather just keep it on.
2. Walk behind them in field recruiting telling them the householders might want to hear the counterpoint.
1. Go to any meeting and constantly shout at appropriate times: "....in accordance with the prophesy" and "Praise the Lord."
