But, if he is the good and great and loving God as proclaimed by Jesus Christ, then I have to believe that he, as my heavenly father has broad enough shoulders to allow me some space and time to work through this without roasting my ass at Armageddon.
Hello, this is your Loving GOD speaking directly to you through my faithful servant. He met me a while back and we have come to know each other well. I am only able to show him a portion of truth as My son Jesus is the faithful and true witness. The law of the "first fruits" applies meaning that those that were created first receive from their Father first, all in perfect subjection.
We found your roasting line quite humorous. Our slave does not like to use foul language so therefore we will call it buttocks. What you might call evolution is considered more to be adaptation. I as your Father can instill any type of what you might call miracle, or the going forth of My power and ability in order to heal a person or also to cause things to go away. You can sense My humor and see it through my creations. Many of my creations do things humorous and even the appearance might be found humorous. Do not worry, they are happy as their being.
Point is, you can kiss your "buttocks" goodbye for real. I am a clean GOD and it was allowed to come into the design as a neccesity to live through this time period of "free will" upon the earth. However, it will not be necessary to retain your unworthy and unclean canal to expel unused food. You see My design is perfect and the body that I designed does not waste a single molecule of anything.
I will not be destroying any life at armageddon, it is a war in the heavens against the wicked spirits. This occurs at the same time as the war upon the earth in the Middle East, the land I have set aside for Abraham. It is My holy land as I designated it as such and stretched the boundaries of it as written in the bible.
I am here whether you choose to believe or not, and My messenger is at work as well as those in the heavens. He is known as the faithful slave by your understanding.......all will be proven before anyone will even realize when Jesus Christ came into his kingship
Your Heavenly Father, by the hand of My servant