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  I prayed for a Kitty today

  by pedal power in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  me and my wife,a non jw,took her 3 year old country cat to see the vet in edinburgh, i left her at the vets with the cat and went to work, i gave her 20 pounds and told her to get a cab into town to meet me at work.

  the vet removes the chicken bone from the cats throat,{the little bastard stole it ,when we were not looking} anyway she gets a bus with cat into town,cost only 1 pound, she does not get cab she keeps 19pounds.

  typical, only the cat manages to wriggle out the basket,on princess street, terrified runs helter skelter accross 2, 4 lane highways, avoiding buses taxis,ect, my wife terrified screaming down the phone at me,to come and protect and save her beloved cat.f__k ,my whole world was collapsing before me, i prayed that kitty would live, my wife is sensitive, and she would have been inconsolable had the kitty died on her watch, so i ran out of work, drove through red lights, and prayed,that the little cat survived.

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  Magwitch

  Pedal Power - You are the man of my DREAMS!
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  More on Saturday's drama: Endo-symbiotic theory mentioned not once but twice

  by sir82 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't want to give a full synopsis of saturday's drama, for fear of inducing stupor among this thread's readers, but.... .

  the drama deals with a jw family with 3 kids, 2 of whom are in various stages of rebellion against all things jw.. the older brother is one of the "rebels", while the younger brother is a thoroughly annoying piece of brown-nosing crapola, completely buying into the jw mindset.. anyways, the younger brother is asking the older brother about why he doesn't want to attend the family study any more.. the older kid's rambling answer touches on something along the lines of "i'm learning things in school about how life really came here.

  it's not as simple as you think!".

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  Magwitch

  Thanks for posting that MM!

  What is with the male chauvinist seating?
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  "In this system of things"

  by Sour Grapes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  it just drives me freakin crazy when my wife and.

  her friends say things like "well, in this system of things.

  we will never be caught up in our work at home.

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  Magwitch

  My mother is always talking about this rotten system of things in every other sentence.

  I was riding in the car with her last week and she was honked at and flipped off. So the usually reply is "Oh, this rotten system of things".

  Hmmm..."Ever wonder if it could be your rotten driving mom?"
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  Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

  by JimmyPage in

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  2. experiences

  10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.

  9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.

  7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.

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  Magwitch

  There are so many funny ones!

  My Favorite...

  1. No need for a great tribulation, I can take you to Paradise right now.
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  Becoming of the anointed & seeing the light

  by discreetslave in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was recently born again and thus am anointed because of this i have come to realize that though there are sincere people who are jw, some teachings are fine but the wt organization is a fraud.

  here is my story sorry if it's a bit long but i need to tell it.. 16 years ago today i was baptized as one of jw's.

  i was 17 years old the only one in my family.

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  Magwitch

  Thank you for sharing Discreetslave!

  How you felt about your convention is how so many of us have felt....

  I was hoping for cordon bleu & got chicken nuggets
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  What's The Longest You've Been In A Relationship?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and if you were dating someone "seriously", how long did that last?.

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  Magwitch

  Minimus - You did not specify what type of relationship...

  I was in a miserable marriage for 20 years

  and a blissfully sweet relationship for 3 years
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  Some Thoughts on Self Esteem and Disfellowshipping

  by What Now? in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

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  Magwitch

  Thank you for this thread - it is exceptional. These parents, who so easily shun their children, are so unworthy of procreating
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  Does this tell us how desperate they are to paint those who leave as evil??

  by therevealer in

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  2. friends

  in the watchtower ?

  july 15, 2011 15 this is how they portray ones who simply leave after seeing the light.

  but notice how before the article ends they move on to satan and his wicked world.

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  Magwitch

  "...not content just to leave the organization that they perhaps once loved."

  If only the organization would just let us quietly leave. But, NO, they insist on a bitter battle where definite sides are drawn. It elevates emotions to the point of being vindictive and overly righteous
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  2011 District Convention Beware of Apostates Sound Clip Youtube Video

  by andys in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i don't know how to embed youtube videos on here but heres the link:.

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  http://youtu.be/hjgzlpbjilw.

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  Magwitch

  Thank you for posting this. After listening to the talk, I am convinced I must be an apostate since I have no patience or gratitude for the GB
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  As if being at the convention isn't bad enough for children!

  by Mickey mouse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone made it worse by doing this .

  edited to add:i deleted the links as a couple of people reported getting virus notifications from visiting the 4shared links..

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  Magwitch

  Truthlover - Thank You