Magwitch

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  Pixar the production company is jealous of Caleb and Sophia video's

  by life is to short in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so said the co last night.. apparently a jw was on a flight and just happend to sit next to some big wig from pixar and when the man from pixar heard that he was a jw the pixar man just gushed over what great work that the watchtower has done in producing the caleb video's.

  he siad he only wished pixar could do such great work.

  the co said we are able to do it because we have free labor and jehovah behind us.. my husband stayed home from the meeting but wanted to tie in by phone and that is what the co said in his talk.. the co also talked about all the changes that have happened in the last ten years and how if some of the friends did not like it they needed and to quote him "they just needed to get over it" these changes are going to happned period.

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  Magwitch

  Wow! That is a pretty hefty load of bullshit!!!! And they all just nod their heads and take it in as absolute "Twoof"

  I was watching an episode of 'True Detective' last night. Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey were at some religious meeting. Their comversation reminded me of what most would say if they attended the KH......

  Mcconaughey....What do think the average IQ of this group is?

  Harrelson.....What do you know about these people?

  Mcconaughey......Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. A yen for fairy tales. Folks putting what few bucks theyt have into a little wicker basket being passed around. I think it is safe to say nobody here's going to be splitting the atom.
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  My frist email letter from my JW Dad. So sad...

  by suavojr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am in my early 30s and woke up to ttatt in late 2012. my dad just turned 65 in june!

  wow, i never saw that being possible.. .

  he just got himself a computer and was able to get internet in a remote location where he is serving as an elder with my mom (where the need is great) i was happy to see how he was able to send me a few notes saying hi and i was able to share some pictures of my wife and family, etc.. .

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  Magwitch

  Skeeter...... Spot on!! I plan to memorize what you wrote for future use on my parents.
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  Seventeen-and-a-half glorious minutes with the irrepressible Mr Lett

  by rory-ks in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  can't...tear...my...eyes...away.... .

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8db7m5mzq.

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  Magwitch

  That pinky ring is just plain creepy. How could anyone trust a man wearing a pinky ring?
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  Cinnamon Challenge, My 1st time.

  by dazed but not confused in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  i went camping in pagosa springs with my brother and his family last weekend.

  i asked him if he wanted to do the "cinnamon challenge".

  he had never heard of it before and i had never tried it.

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  Magwitch

  Dazed, I have never done the cinnamon challenge, but it looks interesting. I sent you a PM
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  Richard Dawkins defends “mild pedophilia,” says it does not cause “lasting harm”

  by chrisuk in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  http://www.salon.com/2013/09/10/richard_dawkins_defends_mild_pedophilia_says_it_does_not_cause_lasting_harm/.

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  Magwitch

  I think Dawkins is an incredible genius, but he really screwed up on this one.
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  Bizarro world conclusion to the 2014 International Convention Public Bible Discourse

  by rory-ks in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it was entitled earth's new ruler - who really qualifies?

  given by brother mark neumeyer*, "who has been a full-time servant for nearly 35 years, and is a helper of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.

  " it was his second talk of the convention.

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  Magwitch

  Lots of things can be guaranteed by studying the Bible with JW's. "You will never regret it", however, is not one of them.
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  A supremely confident and sure woman is so sexy...

  by Comatose in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have always been attracted to very confident and self-assured women.

  so sexy.

  example - a girl who may not look like a skinny stick model at the beach in a bikini and rocking it.

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  Magwitch

  I feel so sorry for the majority of JW women. How could they ever feel confident? They are the property of their controlling and crazed parents for the first 18 years, only to be handed over to a JW man that was most likely brought up to beleive he is superior to anyone with a vagina. He then controls her speech, entertainment, meeting attendance, door to door activity, chair she sits in at the KH, how often she talks to her mother and of course what flower material is appropriate for her mid calf skirt. She succumbs twice a week to the missionary position marital due for 3 minutes on Thursday night and Sunday night and smiles so sweetly when he tells her how proud he is of his "modest" wife. He allows her to do a couple of cleaning jobs a week to help him out with finances so he can concentrate on that very important Bible hightlights talk.

  Yes, I imagine a confident woman is extremely sexy after witnessing these destiny controlled plastic dolls.
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  Most absurd thing mentioned at District Convention, excuse me, Regional Convention

  by Separation of Powers in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so, the round of "regional" conventions has been going on for a few months now.

  for those that attended, or those that got transcripts of the parts,.

  what was the most absurd thing you heard at yours?.

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  Magwitch

  "MAYBE WE WILL BE ASIGNED WHERE TO LIVE"

  Are you kidding me??????? Control, control, control. That statment above is so ugly it makes my stomach actually ache.
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  TODAY I published my book THE MONORAILS of MARS the first JW sci-fi

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.lulu.com/shop/terry-walstrom/the-monorails-of-mars/paperback/product-21717981.html.

  under the cover illustration, click "preview".

  a preview screen will appear.

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  Magwitch

  Thank you Terry! I absolutely loved your last book. Normally I would never buy a science fiction book, but I will make an exception for this.
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  Something Big is Coming...

  by notsurewheretogo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the annual meeting of the governing body of jehovah's witnesses will be in october 2014.. .. in november 2013, just after the last one they published this now famous statement in the 15th of november 2013 watchtower page 16 paragraph 17 says:.

  "at that time, the lifesaving direction that we receive from jehovahs organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint.

  all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not.".

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  Magwitch

  Remember that when something really big does happen it is usually hidden in a nondescript Watctower, in the middle of paragraph 11, between John 17:3 and a pretty Psalm. This followed by paragraph 12 describing the dreadful world conditions and bad worldly people. A few more mind numbing paragraphs, a happy song and a closing prayer.