A couple of months ago when some unknown witnesses showed up at my door I quoted Jack Nicholson (As Good As It Gets) to them...
"Sell crazy someplace else, I am all stocked up here"
this thread is inspired by a quotation coined by leavingwt on another thread,he said:.
waiting on jehovah .... a full time occupation since 1879 !.
there have been some historic ,succinct ,funny, damn clever quotes on here over the years , which are your favourites ?.
A couple of months ago when some unknown witnesses showed up at my door I quoted Jack Nicholson (As Good As It Gets) to them...
"Sell crazy someplace else, I am all stocked up here"
Important enough to have a cleaning lady.
in the spirit of thanksgiving, thought i ask what everyone is thankful for.. i am thankful for my family's good health and happiness, for the great friends i have, for my job that i absolutely love, for celebrating my 7th year of freedom this month from the wt publishing cult.. anyone else?.
I am thankful for the health and happiness of my two daughters
I am very thankful to my four beautiful siblings who all became apostates long before me, but were determined to not leave me in the cancer.
I am thankful for a fulfilling, interesting job that gives me 16 weeks paid vacation a year
I am thankful for a new relationship in my life that has great possibilities!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
yes, what was the biggest lie that you can think of, that persuaded you to realize that they were not who they said they were ?.
for myself it would have to be the year they picked as the destruction of ancient jerusalem 607 bc.. i have an assumption this was done purposely to coincide correctly with making 1914 an a important pivotal date.
in human history, which by all factual evidence it was not.. unassuming and deceiving manipulation for self marketing purposes.
Jehovah's people are HAPPY PEOPLE
i was going through some old photos today, i found one of myself when i was a devout jw.
it was really shocking!
i'm so thin, my cheeks are hollow, i'm as white as the wall behind me, i'm standing hunched over, and in my eyes you can see real misery.
I looked like the typical elders wife ....100 pounds soaking wet. I looked like I had just escaped a Nazi prison camp. Now I look like a healthy women who is allowed food.
alot of members don't have a flag or country name beside their user name, and well frequently one doesn't know where that particular person is from, tell us your country, state, county or what ever you feel like giving out.
if you are going to post please at least devulge your country.. me, i'm originally from taranaki, new zealand via auckland.
for the most of this decade i have been living & working in brisbane, queensland, australia.. .
Gorgeous Boulder, Colorado
i won't be going if i can help it, but id like a heads up about it, just to be forewarned.
Absolutely Not! Like wobbles, I plan to attend my grandmother's, mother's and father's funeral at the hall. Otherwise I will never enter a KH again!!
those of us who've been around long enough will understand the title.
what we are looking for here are examples of the society's lack of taste.. for example, i'm sure our kingdom hall wasn't the only one in the 70's with dark brown carpeting that rose halfway up the walls and a nice trendy rubber plant in the corner of the platform!.
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I love that pink songbook! It is the only piece of literature I did not throw away. When I get together with all my apostate siblings we play the piano and sing those old songs (this is of course after 6 or 7 drinks) - it is hilarious!
after all these years!!!!
she is 63 yrs old still a jw.. has shunned me for years.. she lives in montreal me in ontario... .
last week i got the urge to send her a lovely card just to tell her i love her .
This thread made my day!!!
folks, i need a break from politics and jw's.... so i thought i would come up with a fun thread before hitting the hay.... (disclaimer: i barely know what fun is.
i go by if it makes me smile.
that is not a great barometer.... maybe it is...).
Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all i wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that i do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do
No one else can make me feel
The colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you i see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with you
La la la la la la la... do do do do do