Posts by Magwitch

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What Are Some Ridiculous Things JWs Have Said?

by minimus in

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....either in publications, during talks or by individual witnesses?.

Magwitch

if any of you have masturbation problems, please do not be embarrassed to talk to me about it

Silenttone...Was there a suspisiously long line to talk to him after the meeting?

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What Are Some Ridiculous Things JWs Have Said?

by minimus in

jw
friends

....either in publications, during talks or by individual witnesses?.

Magwitch

"Jehovah will make trees in the paradise that grow vegetables that taste like meat so that we will not miss eating meat"...an elder that is on every circuit and district assembly

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What Are Some Ridiculous Things JWs Have Said?

by minimus in

jw
friends

....either in publications, during talks or by individual witnesses?.

Magwitch

My mother told me I would never even go to kindergarten because the great tribulation would start before then

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Since You're In The "World" Now What Types Of Friends Do You Have?

by minimus in

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friends

jehovah's witnesses are supposed to be the best friends you could ever have.

they're supposed to be genuine and loving.. not that you're out of jw friends, what's it like?.

For the first time I have really good male friends (totally platonic). That was so taboo in the orginazation. We go out at night, spend time at each others houses, drink together, take weekend trips together and we do not sleep together - it is so wonderful to finally get to know males without any stigma attached.

Oh, and I do have some great girlfriends - but they are all cougars!

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JW's came to my door last week

by pr0ner in

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friends

it was two "sisters".

one wasn't able to make it to my door as she had some health issues.

the other one was a bit older and must have just been baptized.

Magwitch

I am sure as the two were walking to the next house there conversation was along the lines of...

"The demons are out to destroy us, they are so upset that we are succeeding in this life saving work, you can just feel the demon's anger"

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I just did the unthinkable - I gave blood

by Magwitch in

jw
friends

omg - it feels great to give blood!.

Magwitch

OMG - it feels great to give blood!

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Vikings or Saints?

by 5thGeneration in

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friends

we all know the colts will win.. how 'bout the vikings and saints?.

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Magwitch

Poppers - I sent you PM

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Top Ten Signs that the Elders Want to Disfellowship You

by OnTheWayOut in

10. there's two guys in suits staying all night outside your home in a four-door sedan.. 9. an elder you spoke to on the phone calls and asks you to repeat what you said the other day, but asks you to speak slowly and clearly.. 8. suddenly, jw friends stop by and ask an aweful lot of the same questions.. 7. your laptop computer was moved, left on, or is missing.. 6. you left your car unlocked, it was thoroughly searched by someone but absolutely nothing is missing including your gps which was searched too.

5. your boss asks if you are in trouble with the law or someone, stating some really polite men were asking about you and left some "tracts.".

4. someone picked up the cigarette butts around your back porch.. 3. the bartender at your favorite nightspot asks if you have ever before seen the guys in the corner booth that have been ordering "cokes" all evening and pulling out a camera everytime you order a beer.. 2. you receive registered mail and you already served on a jury this year.. 1. your jw mother who finally had accepted that you will never go back starts begging you to either go back to the kingdom hall or move with no forwarding address..