Posts by Crystal

  • freedom96
    6

    Circuit Leasing

    by freedom96 in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    i thought about this when i read a thread about bethel coachtours.

    this is "circuit leasing".

    my understanding is that these are the cars that circuit overseers had, and were being sold to the witnesses.

    1. Crystal
    2. freedom96
    3. teenyuck
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    Buy a Luxory car from the "Poor" servants of Jehovah!


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    The Front-Page of http://www.circuitleasing.com/ The "Poor" servants of Jehovah needs money, and members of the JW congregations all over the world have to give money to them when they visit a congregation. They are fed, clothed and everything by the rank and file JW. But they do have style in driving!


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    Why not a Buic Le Sabre? How novel. Purportedly supported by "voluntary donations" with which they buy these cars, the Society decides to take your gift and sell it back to you...at a profit! This diabloic, crafty scheme can only come from the minds of "Jehovah." The "minds of Minolta" have no chance.
    Yes, you too can be the proud owner of a completely reconditioned luxury Buick LeSabre once driven by circuit and district overseers to and from Kingdom Halls making sure everyone towed the party line (and to think...Jesus didn't even have a place to lay his head). Guess the Governing Body wants to make sure their "yes" men, the overseers (in the United States only!), have snug and comfy butts so they can kick ass! Oh, those supple, heated leather seats feel so good! The 'brothers' in Africa have to take unreliable busses (if available) or walk. Unfortunately, racism rears its ugly head once again in WTDom.

    The Spacious six-passenger cabin is extremely quiet at highway speeds. Comfortable, contoured seating joins with the smooth Dyna-Ride suspension and the easily accessed wrap-around instrument panel to put the driver at ease and inspire a secure feeling in passengers.

    This is what they say about the car, which undoubtedly is true. The question is how they can afford it - being real beggars!

    In Norway there is a law saying you have to inform the authorities if you get a "gift" of more than 500 NKR, so these people says they don't want 1000 kr or more. They will rather have 2 times 500!

    I have also checked the fact they claim they NEVER get any gifts at all, and I had quite a row with the late spokesman Niels Petersen in Enebakk, Norway, who claimed I attacked "poor servants of Jehovah", who were living on the "minimum of existance".

    I wonder how they can afford several tours to the Canary Islands every yesr, tours that do cost 5000 Kr a head - with an income of 16.000!

    Niels Petersen never answered to that.

    In the US these "poor" people are riding Buick Le Sabre - and I bet many of the rank and file would never have the money for that. But then again - they may be have enough paying for their "servants" cars!

    Here are the spesifications of these cars:
    Comfort & Convenience
    Air conditioning-CFC-free refrigerant
    Electronic cruise control w/resume feature
    Tilt steering wheel
    Power windows w/driver's window "express-down" and passenger lockout features
    Dual sun visors with auxiliary sunshades & lighted visor vanity mirrors
    Twilight Sentinel automatic headlamp control system
    Headlamp-on reminder chime
    Daytime running lights
    Power trunk lid lock release
    Trunk cargo net
    Front seat shoulder belt height adjusters
    Rear seat belt child comfort guides
    Power remote control outside mirrors
    Full analog instrumentation


    Audio System

    Power loading CD & cassette players w/ETR AM-FM Stereo w/seek & scan, automatic tone control, auto reverse and search/repeat, and digital clock & 18 station presets .
    Steering wheel radio controls
    Concert Sound II Dolby six-speaker sound system
    Antenna integrated in rear window glass


    Seating & Trim

    6-way power driver's and passenger's seats
    55/45 divided front seat with dual recliners
    Front-seat storage armrest w/dual cup holders
    Carpeted front and rear floor mats
    Full trunk trim carpet w/17.1 cubic feet of space
    6 passenger seating
    Auxiliary power outlet


    Safety & Security

    Dual front air bags - Supplemental Restraint System
    4-wheel anti-lock brakes (ABS)
    Power door locks
    Remote-control keyless entry system w/"panic" button
    PASS-Key II theft-deterrent system
    Rear-door child security locks
    Electronic rear window defogger


    Exterior

    Soft-Ray tinted windows w/solar control windshield
    Deluxe 2-speed plus variable delay windshield wipers
    Power remote control deluxe body-color outside rearview mirrors
    Painted accent stripes
    15" aluminum wheels
    P205/70R15 steel belted radial tires
    6 year/100,000 mile GM rust-through warranty (began on 9/1/98)
    Tethered fuel tank cap


    Mechanical

    Excellent gas mileage: EPA 19 city / 30 hwy
    3800 Series II 3.8 Liter port fuel injected V-6 engine
    4-wheel anti-lock brakes (ABS)
    Power front disc, rear drum brakes
    Front wheel drive
    Electronic traction control - full range
    Automatic load leveling control on rear suspension
    Power rack-and-pinion steering
    Improved 4-speed automatic transmission w/overdrive
    DynaRide 4-wheel independent suspension system
    Stainless steel exhaust


    The 3800 Series II V6 Engine

    Rated by Ward's Auto World as one of the 10 best engines in the world, the 3800 Series II V6 delivers 205 horsepower @ 5200 rpm, and 230 ft-lbs of torque @ 4000 rpm. This engine with its sequential-port fuel injection provides swift acceleration. All this without intruding on your peace and quiet. It delivers all the power you need to pass confidently and accelerate quickly. Yet, all of this power does not come at the expense of fuel economy - the 3800 engine is EPA rated at 19 MPG city and 30 MPG highway. The muscular 3800 Series II is synchronized to an electronically controlled automatic transmission for silent, effortless movement.



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    You MAY get such a jewel - if you ask politely! Oh - I forgot the most important!

    You can get a FREE "No Blood" Key-Chain!

    Personally I have asked for one, but for some reson I have never received it.......

  • comforter
    37

    A Rumor Bout Farkie

    by comforter in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    i hurd that farkie gut a thanking problem.

    he cannot thank fur heemself.. is that true?.

    comfy.

    1. Crazy151drinker
    2. Beck_Melbourne
    3. sunshineToo
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    Some people will do anything to get attention.Where you ignored as a child ..comforter?

  • concerned mama
    26

    JWs at Hearst Castle

    by concerned mama in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    my family and i just got home from our summer road trip.

    we drove 6815 km from our home in alberta down the western coast of the us to disneyland, then back home through utah (mormon country), idaho and montana.

    great trip!!!!

    1. BeautifulGarbage
    2. Crystal
    3. concerned mama
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    Please e-mail Hearst Castle.

    [email protected]

  • jelly
    5

    A+ Exam (Sorry did not know where else to put this

    by jelly in
    1. social
    2. entertainment

    i was hoping someone could help me out.

    i will be taking the a+ exam within the next four weeks and i wanted to know if anybody else here has taken it.

    was it hard.

    1. Crystal
    2. Valis
    3. Valis
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=34887&site=3

  • Simon
    22

    To all non UK-ers

    by Simon in
    1. jw
    2. friends

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    enjoy your day at work !.

    we have a bank-holiday today so we're all off to bask in the sunshine (taking umbrella's naturally) and sit in traffic jams..

    1. Double Edge
    2. RandomTask
    3. Big Tex
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    Ripper: great, fantastic

  • Simon
    22

    To all non UK-ers

    by Simon in
    1. jw
    2. friends

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    enjoy your day at work !.

    we have a bank-holiday today so we're all off to bask in the sunshine (taking umbrella's naturally) and sit in traffic jams..

    1. Double Edge
    2. RandomTask
    3. Big Tex
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    bludger

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    This word is a form of bludgeoner. A bludgeoner (not surprisingly) was a person who carried a bludgeon `a short stout stick or club'. It appears in a mid-nineteenth century English slang dictionary as a term for `a low thief, who does not hesitate to use violence'.

    By the end of the nineteenth century it is in use in Australia, its meaning somewhat more specific. Crowe, in his Australian Slang Dictionary (1882), defines a bludger as `a thief who will use his bludgeon and lives on the gains of immoral women'. Crowe gives: `Bludgers, or Stick Lingers, plunderers in company with prostitutes'.

    Thus bludger came to mean `one who lives on the earnings of a prostitute'. It retained this meaning until the 1950s. Thus Dorothy Hewett in her play Bobbin Up (1959) writes: `But what about libel?' `There's a name for a man who lives off women!' `Can't you get pinched for calling a man a bludger?' But this meaning is now obsolete.

    From the early twentieth century it moved out to be a more general term of abuse, especially as applied to a person who appears to live off the efforts of others (as a pimp lives on the earnings of a prostitute).

    It was then used to refer to a person engaged in non-manual labour - a white-collar worker. This sense appears as early as 1910, but its typical use is represented by this passage from D. Whitington's Treasure Upon Earth (1957): ` "Bludgers" he dubbed them early, because in his language anyone who did not work with his hands at a laboring job was a bludger'.

    And so it came to mean `an idler, one who makes little effort'. In the war newspaper Ack Ack News in 1942 we find: `Who said our sappers are bludgers?' By 1950, it could be used of animals which didn't perform up to standard. J. Cleary in Just let me be writes: `Everything I backed ran like a no-hoper. Four certs I had, and the bludgers were so far back the ambulance nearly had to bring `em home'.

    And thence to `a person who does not make a fair contribution to a cost, enterprise etc.; a cadger'. D. Niland writes in The Shiralee (1955): `Put the nips into me for tea and sugar and tobacco in his usual style. The biggest bludger in the country'. In 1971 J. O'Grady writes: `When it comes to your turn, return the "shout". Otherwise the word will spread that you are a "bludger", and there is no worse thing to be'.

    The term dole bludger (i.e. `one who exploits the system of unemployment benefits by avoiding gainful employment') made its first appearance in 1976, in the Bulletin: `A genuine dole bludger, a particularly literate young man ... explained that he wasn't bothering to look for work any more because he was sick and tired of being treated like a chattel'. From the following year we have a citation indicating a reaction to the use of the term: Cattleman (Rockhampton) `Young people are being forced from their country homes because of a lack of work opportunities and the only response from these so-called political protectors is to label them as dole bludgers'.

    Throughout the history of the word, most bludgers appear to have been male. The term bludgeress made a brief appearance in the first decade of this century - `Latterly, bludgers, so the police say, are marrying bludgeresses' - but it was shortlived.

    For more information on the word bludger consult The Australian National Dictionary.

  • concerned mama
    26

    JWs at Hearst Castle

    by concerned mama in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    my family and i just got home from our summer road trip.

    we drove 6815 km from our home in alberta down the western coast of the us to disneyland, then back home through utah (mormon country), idaho and montana.

    great trip!!!!

    1. BeautifulGarbage
    2. Crystal
    3. concerned mama
  • Crystal
    Crystal

    I have a feeling they won't be there too much longer.

    Edited by - Crystal on 25 August 2002 17:15:26