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  Bill and Sheila

  by Crystal in

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  happy 10th anniversey!

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  Happy 10th anniversey!
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  Wacko's secret fantasy.

  by Crystal in

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  macho, macho mike.

  yes, michael jackson has a lot of explaining to do.

  at last week's dangling a baby episode in germany, witnesses gasped at the thought of jacko possibly dropping his child (prince michael ii).

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  Macho, Macho MikeYes, Michael Jackson has a lot of explaining to do. At last week's dangling a baby episode in Germany, witnesses gasped at the thought of Jacko possibly dropping his child (Prince Michael II). Many folks were also concerned about how the whole scene looked since the toddler's face was covered with a towel. But while insiders can't explain why he offered up the child in the first place, they do say that the covering was to protect the young Prince's identity.

  Since Michael finds it hard to go anywhere in the world without being noticed, the star himself goes through extensive planning to get pretty clever with the disguises he wears. In a rare interview with Gold magazine, Jackson recently confessed that he dresses up in, "Bat suits, buck teeth, glasses, afros, prosthetics, make-up jobs, everything."

  As for his secret fantasy? When asked what he would do if he was invisible in London for a day, Jackson replied, "Oh boy. Who would I like to slap? Let me see [laughs]... I think I'd find one of the tabloid paparazzis and kick his ass, moonwalk style. I'd really like to knock them off one of those little scooters they ride around on, I really would, knock the cameras right out of their hands. They're so annoying."
  
  Okay Michael, for starters, how about if you stop dangling your rightful heirs over balconies? That just might help keep the shutterbugs away!
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  Poetic Justice.

  by Monster in

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  i just got off the phone talking with my baby sister,she had a bad day.she and a sister (kh lady) was out pioneering when they came across a house with a lady who acted as if she was very excited about jw visiting her home, first she appeared to be interested in the message they were speaking,and then out of the blue,the lady started snapping pictures of them,her husband came out with a video camera and begans recording them and asking them questions like: what's your name?

  where do you live?

  are you married?

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  I'm sorry but I hate when people take their griveances out on individuals who have little or no control over what the people have grievances about.

  Excuse me but....these people have control over what they are doing.I stopped going out in service when I got sick of intruding on people!! They had nerve calling the cops when they were the trespassers.I think they were taught a good lesson! No harm done, better to look down a camera lens then a shotgun barrel.

  Edited by - Crystal on 27 November 2002 9:54:37
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  Brain Freeze Fluff

  by RubyTuesday in

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  whats your favorite flavor and brand?

  mine is chocolate haagan daz.

  edited by - rubytuesday on 21 november 2002 22:17:44.

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  Chocolate peanutbutter from Baskin and Robins.
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  Who makes you LOL?

  by RubyTuesday in

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  i think the type of humor we like says alot about our personalities.soooo.....now be nice...what does it say about me....i like" weird al " yankovic.

  i saw him in concert at cal poly university one year and i laughed so hard!!

  http://www.humor.com/html/comedians/links.html.

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  I agree Ti chi..that rhymes

  
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  A Question To All You Women Out There

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  your partner gets home from work, and he's in a shitty mood.

  he kicks the cat (twice) and the doors are hanging off their hinges.

  1. say: did you have a bad day at the office, dear?.

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  I would call Xena...to come over and take care of him..while i go out dancing!!
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  Have you noticed..

  by Crystal in

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  i keep seeing this comedian all over televison saying how he flys alot and he has noticed one big difference in the airports.there are no longer any black people working there.i have been asking around and people seem to agree with him.

  he implied that the government is "profiling" (he likes to call it "pro - active intelligent screening") in a nut shell he thinks it's a smart thing to do.. do you think this is going too far?

  i also wonder if there is an avalache of dicrimination law suits being filed.

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  I keep seeing this comedian all over televison saying how he flys alot and he has noticed one big difference in the Airports.There are no longer any black people working there.I have been asking around and people seem to agree with him. He implied that the government is "Profiling" (he likes to call it "Pro - Active Intelligent Screening") In a nut shell he thinks it's a smart thing to do.

  Do you think this is going too far? I also wonder if there is an avalache of dicrimination law suits being filed. Will other places start getting rid of blacks..like the post offices??
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  Any Southern able to get me ...............

  by orangefatcat in

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  is there any southern american able to get me some sweet virginian tabacco perhaps sir walter raleigh perhaps just like your grand pappy smoked.

  here in canada we have'nt got any at all.

  i have searched high and low.

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  No Problem.
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  Any Southern able to get me ...............

  by orangefatcat in

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  is there any southern american able to get me some sweet virginian tabacco perhaps sir walter raleigh perhaps just like your grand pappy smoked.

  here in canada we have'nt got any at all.

  i have searched high and low.

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  http://www.elhumidor.com/tobacco/

  Craftsbury Coll./Virginia Woods / 100 grams /$ 11.30
  Formulated for a smooth, rich flavor with an incomparable woodsy aroma. Blended from the finest matured red cake, stoved black Virginia, wide-cut bright Virginia and other premium tobaccos.
  
  Mat. Virginias/Navy Cavendish / 100 grams /$ 11.30
  With this tobacco we reintroduce the smoker to the traditional Navy Cavendish, pressed in cakes and aged naturally with dark Jamaican rum to achieve its rich depth of flavor, color and aroma.
  
  Mat. Virginias/Townsman Cavendish (Black) / 8 oz /$ 18.00
  The finest Burley, Maryland and Virginia tobaccos with Brandy flavoring.
  
  Mat. Virginias/Townsman Cavendish (Blue) / 8 oz /$ 18.00
  The finest Burley, Maryland and Virginia tobaccos with Maple flavoring.
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  Introspector vs observer

  by Crystal in

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  naturally, all of us do both observation and introspection, but it is a rare individual who does an equal amount of each.

  the vast majority of us spend most of our waking hours looking at, listening to, and touching objects in our immediate presence, and very little of our time introspecting, that is, making inferences, imagining, daydreaming, musing, or wondering about things not in our presence.. .

  the point not to be missed is that we cannot do these things simultaneously.

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  There ya go...your way outta control now!!