we had this circuit and district overseer named mario beltrami.
every time he came to visit our congregation.... it was announced:.
for whoever invites the co to dinner, be warned he cannot eat food cooked in aluminum (allergic).. after reading stuff on the internet that witnesses had cooky theories on aluminum being poison and such...... do you think this guy truly was allergic, or was it witness mumbo jumbo?.
Hmmm
I used to munch on the aluminum foil that my mom wrapped my school lunch sandwiches in.
I don't think it had much adverse effect.
Well, I'd be like this one way or another
And nobody laugh, either!
...
All right, that was a joke.
But I did munch on foil... I liked it.
I still do.
As a matter of fact I'm gonna go to the kitchen and get me some foil,
I love it when it hits the tooth fillings! Yowzaa!
--ILOOWY
pioneer hour change is legit.
letters are being mailed out soon to all congregations for announcement in early october right before the tract campaign starts.. .
elimination of circuit overseers.
Hold on a minute.
There's this D.O. we had many moons ago by the name of Walden Chin.
He's still young, maybe early 50's or so.
He's been assigned as a special pioneer along with his wife... Mary? to the Phoenix area.
He's receiving as far as I know from his family a nice pension to live on.
They are said to have a little business on the side, too.
And the couple regularly take vacations and fly all over.
So how bad can it be to get let go as a DO?
Maybe the COs will also get compensation???
We'll see.
--ILOOWY
pioneer hour change is legit.
letters are being mailed out soon to all congregations for announcement in early october right before the tract campaign starts.. .
elimination of circuit overseers.
interview with the nephilim.
i am going to warn everyone about your lies.
he laughed cheerfully at me.
our po...who is really full of himself....reckons that he is reading a special letter tonight, he says he isn't allowed to tell fellow elders before the public reading.
just a word of caution....our po...is one who loves all the mystery and secrets, so my inkling is that it will be a crock of crap.
however it may prove to be interesting...i will tell you after meeting tonight.
there's a box on page 10:.
quote:.
what will be the "end afterward"?.
> I am angry that higher education is thrown in with smoking, drugs and violence.
> How many young people will be destined to a life of poverty because of articles like this?
> Impressionable kids making life decisions based on rubbish like this!
This is probably an example of why there's one Watchtower for the public
and another for "Personal Study".
--ILOOWY
being a jehovahs witness is getting easier with each worldly year that passes.
time is not getting shorter but meetings are, along with assemblies.
in my day the closing prayer lasted longer than the whole modern assembly.
as mentioned from the pulpit yesterday, watchtoer.com has been taken over by apostates so one must type .org very carefully or you will displease jah.
.
keeping the terror to a fever-pitch for 150 years!
Watchtower.com is owned by the WT Society.
The address will forward you to Watchtower.org automatically
Same thing with Watchtower.net
--ILOOWY
sorry if this has allready been talked about, but does anyone remember running across this gem from a 1961 wt?.
--- how can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?.
when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.
sorry to have to repost this but i screwed up the original thread so bad i can't even get in to 'edit'.
here is the current list of former (some present) elders.
for over a year i lurked as an elder on h2o and this board.