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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

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  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  MacGyver would know what to do. Just a stick of gum, a thumb tack, a piece of moss and some cough syrup and he'd be out of that elevator quick smart.
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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  Excessive flatulence in an elevator can't be a good thing!
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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

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  2. friends

  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  Yeah.... when I was trying to decide, it was between George W and Tom Cruise. Difficult call that one. By the way, does anyone have any updated info on Oliver Stone's film on George W to be released this year? Fairly huge moment in film making history - first time a film will be released about a president while the president is still in power. If I were Oliver, I'd be checking over my shoulder right about now.
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  I'm freaking out.....

  by whitman in

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  so...blah blah blah - car accident - nerve damage.

  the medication i have been on for almost three years to control the muscle spasms due to the nerve damage has some rather interesting side effects.

  the medication was an anti-convulsant.

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  whitman

  Upon reflection - teeth are stupid. Who needs teeth? Why the hell not start again from scratch. Do they do implants in colours like contact lenses? Could I have purple teeth? That would be soooo worth having them all ripped out.
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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  Again... I totally overlooked Paris Hilton - I don't think I'd like that at all.... and Tom Green - I agree. And yes, ex-wives should not be trapped in the elevator with you.
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  I'm freaking out.....

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so...blah blah blah - car accident - nerve damage.

  the medication i have been on for almost three years to control the muscle spasms due to the nerve damage has some rather interesting side effects.

  the medication was an anti-convulsant.

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  whitman

  Thanks Sacolton - $12,000 does seem pretty crappy really doesn't it? I did my homework. I found out who actually manufactures the drugs, I did more research - checked medical journals and such. I did speak to the manufacturers and all they can say is that 'dry-mouth' is a listed side effect, so basically they've covered their arses. Having a dry mouth for three years prevents normal mouth stuff from happening - hence the extreme cavities - oh the joy.

  I'm in the middle of a shocking legal action against an insurance company so I am claiming compensation for dental expenses. Unfortunately in the 90's the NSW state premier - Mr. Bob Carr, changed the legislation regarding car accidents and the ways in which a victim can claim for compensation. Thanks Mr Carr. Doesn't help that beloved Mr Carr happens to be the 'patron' of a dept. of Ancient History in which I work. He keeps giving talks and lectures and seminars about his generousity and his passion for ancient historians..... I cannot for obvious reasons attend - I'm trying not to get arrested this year. Not that I ever have been, but if I was going to be - I'd want it to be for bitch slapping a certain ... 'someone'....
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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  ha ha ha... Rush Limbaugh... I had no idea who that was so I checked him out on the net... http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.guest.html

  ...not only does he look like he smells bad, but I'm guessing he spits when he talks too.
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  I'm freaking out.....

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so...blah blah blah - car accident - nerve damage.

  the medication i have been on for almost three years to control the muscle spasms due to the nerve damage has some rather interesting side effects.

  the medication was an anti-convulsant.

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  whitman

  Thanks Mrs. J. - yes, gather wits. Shall gather wits and not go into panic mode. Thank you. I actually feel better. xxx
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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  I'm not sure, but I suspect that picking a dub or not-dub may be cheating... but Kenny G... I hadn't thought of him - that would be painful!!
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  Trapped in an elevator...

  by whitman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with?

  for me - tom cruise.

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  whitman

  Who is the last person you would ever want to be trapped in an elevator with? For me - Tom Cruise.