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  What's in your glass tonight?

  by bikerchic in

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  so forget hillbillys post...... what's in your glass, mug or can tonight?.

  me, oj and vodka, yeah a screwdriver.

  i wanted a sloscrew but we didn't have the slo so i had to settle for the regular screwdriver.. whatcha drinking?.

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  Did you know that:
  All cows are females (males are called bulls).

  True..but only for a little while after birth.. about 4 months old we cull the baby "bull's" outta the herd.

  After a few minutes with Hillbilly, and an industrial rubber banding tool, the baby bull becomes a "steer". You guys may have been introduced to him as "hamburger". during the same session he get's a ear tag with number (I am terrible with names), and about $20-$40 dollars worth of meds.

  If we do our part with cutting tools you may end up with a delightful plate of "Rocky Mountain Oysters" later in the day

  After a few months our little steer is worth about $200-250 dollars.... he gets weaned, and goes to a nice place to grow up.

  Hill
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  What did Methuselah die of?

  by Jim_TX in

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  okay... it's been a while since i have had to do any bible thumping... so go easy on me.. genesis 5:27 - "altogether, methuselah lived 969 years, and then he died.".

  what happened to him?.

  any takers on this one?

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  hillbilly

  , but the Bible says that Methuselah "died," not got drowned in the Flood and suffered execution by this "act of

  Blondie, ma'am, your a gem... where do you dig this stuff up? WT logic at it's finest here folks... sorta have to figure "died" just might be synonomous with "drowned", just maybe?

  Next thing you know the WTBTS will have 'film at 11"......... what a bunch of coconuts........

  Hill ( did i really read all that Sh*t once? class)
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  What did Methuselah die of?

  by Jim_TX in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  okay... it's been a while since i have had to do any bible thumping... so go easy on me.. genesis 5:27 - "altogether, methuselah lived 969 years, and then he died.".

  what happened to him?.

  any takers on this one?

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  hillbilly

  You found Ester belle..........send her back home.... I left the gate open.........Thanks

  Hill
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  What's in your glass tonight?

  by bikerchic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so forget hillbillys post...... what's in your glass, mug or can tonight?.

  me, oj and vodka, yeah a screwdriver.

  i wanted a sloscrew but we didn't have the slo so i had to settle for the regular screwdriver.. whatcha drinking?.

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  hillbilly

  not nearly enough.............

  Hill
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  Hey Dub, It's Friday night.........

  by hillbilly in

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  lets grab a beer and chase honeys.... anyone else wanna come with us........????.

  hill ( got freinds in low places class)

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  hillbilly

  hey.... ahhh... yea... i got your dork ahhhh.... hows that go?........ hanging...........

  Hill ( witty comback eh?)
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  Ominous sign

  by teejay in

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  insurgents today killed five people and wounded 18 others after breaching the heavy fortifications of baghdad's green zone, setting off bombs they had carried into an outdoor market and a cafe.. .

  initial information indicated the attacks were a suicide operation.

  if so, it would be the first time that insurgents have struck from within the heavily guarded compound, home to the british and us embassies and iraqi government offices.. .

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  The only way this effort could ever have been done successfully is with a complete, methodical, disarming of every square kilometer of the entire country. Catastrophic success indeed.

  Yep- and America's military doctirne is still caught in a warp of trench warfare and open- country blitzkreig. The whole Light Cav concept and tactics are great for racing across Europe for example. They suck for clearing towns of guerilla type hostiles.

  The war in Iraq means house to house tactics. Troops are used as SWAT teams. Problem is that your local police SWAT knows were the bad guy is, the just have to get him out. Our ground troops don't know were the bad guys are. We have to draw fire by exposing men... then go drag out the shooters if they dont slip away.

  Seems like the US would have learned this in WW2 and Vietnam. Tactics have to match the terrain and the mindset of the hostiles in the area....

  Hill
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  Hey Dub, It's Friday night.........

  by hillbilly in

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  lets grab a beer and chase honeys.... anyone else wanna come with us........????.

  hill ( got freinds in low places class)

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  hey BikerC

  them "instructions", like the categories, are "another man's opinion".... Speakin of dorks... how bout lettin the bald sasquatch off his leash tonight? It's Friday for gods sake....

  Hill ( ((((((((BC))))))))))))
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  Hey Dub, It's Friday night.........

  by hillbilly in

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  lets grab a beer and chase honeys.... anyone else wanna come with us........????.

  hill ( got freinds in low places class)

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  hillbilly

  Crap--- come on any way... I could use a young buck like you to troll with.......... just funnel em to me.Ok?

  Hill (got new crutch tips on the walker class)
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  JWs mentioned on Air America

  by jws in

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  just heard randi rhodes on air america radio mentioning jws.

  she said:jehovah's witnesses are like the wildest people in the world because they always want to add more jehovah's witnesses.

  but only 144,000 will actually go to heaven according to their doctrine.

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  ya know... all those folks I button-holed on front porches... that's what they heard...

  Hill (no wonder it didnt make sense, duh! class)
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  Hey Dub, It's Friday night.........

  by hillbilly in

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  lets grab a beer and chase honeys.... anyone else wanna come with us........????.

  hill ( got freinds in low places class)

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  hillbilly