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  How many remember the LOOONG Circuit A$$emblies?

  by hamsterbait in

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  when we first were sucked into the cult the circuit a$$emblies were:.

  friday evening, saturday morning afternoon evening, sunday morning afternoon.. all i can remember is falling asleep during sessions and being slapped.

  running around exploring the building.

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  Ahhh..the 3 day CA....

  Usually in a High School... folding chairs in a gymnasium. We used a the little theater in a few high schools.

  Friday nights to 9 pm.... so we got pulled out of school at noon and drove to the place... about 4 hours on Friday night.

  The high schools we seemed to use were pretty art -deco WPA era places... usually cold in the winter or no airconditioning if you did a late spring date.

  I remember watching a mouse one friday night in Covington Tn... I was sitting down front... he would scurry out from under the stage. He was pretty agitated after all ...we were on his time.

  Hill
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  You're from Texas if... (One of the better ones!)

  by Jim_TX in

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  you're from texas if... .

  you can properly pronounce palestine, decatur, nacogdoches, wichita falls, guadalupe, mexia, waco, manchaca, buda and amarillo.

  you think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

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  Texas is our biggest zoo

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  Glen Howe died

  by wannaexit in

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  i guess he kicked the bucket

  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/articlenews/tpstory/lac/20081231/obhow31/tpobituaries/?query=religion

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  If Gordy Howe died I'd be sad.

  There is a special place in hell for WT lawyers.

  Hill
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  Guys, how do you get a very close shave?

  by asilentone in

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  i have very tough beard.

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  As many times as those stories get told...about the joys of Basic... seems some kids never get it.

  Dry shaving, brass brush showers and all those other instruments of training have been portrayed in movies...and this very week there is some dumb-assed kid who will get his company an extra 10 miles in the rain ...cause he's to stupid to shower .........

  Beat him with a sock full of soap.

  Hill
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  So I've put on 5 kgs :(

  by LouBelle in

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  yup, been having a bit of a hard time recently and have turned to food :( i've been eating everything in sight.

  thank goodness i'll be starting up with gym again, and working will get me into a routine.

  just polished off a big bowl of ice cream and chocolate sauce.

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  Thanks for the metric conversions.

  I thought she was talking "kegs"... (mmmm beer)... 5 kegs would be a lot for me.

  Any of you pudknockers who have lost weight... just quit sending it over to me already.

  ~Hill
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  Guys, how do you get a very close shave?

  by asilentone in

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  i have very tough beard.

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  I guess I should pass along some experience... my beard can make the second shirt button in a month if I dont shave and I dont have the toughest skin...

  Razors... multi- blades are a waste of cash for me. About 2 days and they are so clogged up and dull ...junk. Last wonder razor whas a newfangled trac 26 or something with batteries and fog lights... it's in a drawer with it's other wasted cousins... peeled me like and onion till it's $6 blade clogged up and wouldnt rinse out.

  I've tried a bunch of the "latest" shaving appliances over the last few decades and keep returning to a good old safety razor. I have started hoarding blades... they are getting hard to find.

  Shaveing in the shower... good move. Hot and clean hair is softer and easier to cut. I lost my shower mirror and have not replaced it... thats on my short list of things to do.

  Shave creams... tried a bunch... Liked "Edge" but after years of shaving I keep going back to Barbasol ( about a $1.25 a can)... works good if you work with a hot, wet well steamed beard.

  No shave cream, at any price will work worth a darn if you dont work it around on a hot, wet face.

  It's pretty basic soap...rinse well and use a moisturiser if it drys your skin out.

  Barbershop shaves... if you can still find a barber who shaves...treat yourself. A good straight- razor shave takes the hair really close... I get a few days out of one. Unless you are really into sharpening and stropping razors skip the do- it- at home routine. the hot towels and the whole routine are probably the first "male spa" experience we ever invented (and the closest to a male spa you will ever see me)

  Skip a day now and again... longer hair tends to cut closer and it's pulled out a little as the razor glides by it... snaps back just below skin level. Skipping a day or two gives every thing a chance to rest and heal too.

  Electrics... last one was a Braun. Good little German precision shaving instrument. A gift from a well meaning relative. Passed it to my lighter- haired son... he likes it. I've tried several overs the years... rather buff the hair with a half- sheet electric sander.

  ~Hill
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  2009 a bad year for black people

  by mtsgrad in

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  hiya folks.

  do you consider yourself to be intelligent?

  if so, the following will make perfect sense to you.

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  I got on this late but is there such a thing as a half black person in America? See in my mind in America to be black mean to be of African ancestry but that doesn't mean that the person is wholy African. I'm black but I know for a fact that I am not wholy African. Obama is black but he is not wholy African. Does anyone get what I'm saying?

  any black family that didnt get of the boat from Africa the last year or so...

  I was raised down South.... aint many black folks whos family aint got a white man hiding in the woodpile...

  Hill
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  If your idea of a good breakfast is ...

  by compound complex in

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  'if your idea of a good breakfast is moose meat pie and spaghetti, then rice chex is not for you.'.

  i remember reading those almost exact words on the back of a rice chex box when i was a kid.. i can eat moose meat pie and spaghetti any hour of the day.

  why, only ten minutes ago i polished off a heaping, steaming bowl of mostaccioli, lolling luxuriantly in extra virgin olive oil and grated parmesan cheese, a side of bacon-flavored, blanched mustard greens and, finally ... two slices of kalamata ciabatta bread.

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  scrambled eggs (fluffy and pretty dry, I hate runny eggs) ...butter milk bisquits .... sausage (think Jimmy Dean or equivilent).. grits, hash brow taters and red eye gravey (the white stuff does in a pinch)..... a gallon of stout coffee and I am GOOOD TO GO.

  <once a month or so... I'd like to outlive my dog>

  Hill
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  2009 a bad year for black people

  by mtsgrad in

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  hiya folks.

  do you consider yourself to be intelligent?

  if so, the following will make perfect sense to you.

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  I think there is a percentage of black Americans who dont understand the process. They will be very put out when Obama doesnt open a lot of doors, very quickly for them.

  These will be the folks who take him out...everyone thinks the KKK or some Aryians will do this... I think Obamas largest threat will be from black young men who think they are being shortchanged by the New Administration.

  Hill
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  What kind of car would you like to have?

  by asilentone in

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  Like? the list is too long.

  Need? I could really use a good 1 ton dually....

  Hill