LOL - My favorite is that people use less than 5% of your brain proving conclusively they man was designed to live forever. So according to that logic if you loose 95% of your brain you wouldn’t notice the difference and would get by just fine.
hippikon
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DISCTRICT OVERSEER PREACHING URBAN FOLKLORE
by What-A-Coincidence inthat was the question the district overseer asked a group of pioneers in .
the pioneer meeting.
"can a bumblebee fly"?
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Hope you enjoy this story :-)
by hippikon ina funny thing happened at the office.
with my current job i look after a team of commission based sales people (about 400 so i dont know them all intimately).
one of these sales people in a remote town started cheating the company by applying staff discounts to people who werent staff and trying to claim promotional benefits for promotions he didnt do etc.
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hippikon
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Hope you enjoy this story :-)
by hippikon ina funny thing happened at the office.
with my current job i look after a team of commission based sales people (about 400 so i dont know them all intimately).
one of these sales people in a remote town started cheating the company by applying staff discounts to people who werent staff and trying to claim promotional benefits for promotions he didnt do etc.
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hippikon
A funny thing happened at the office.
With my current job I look after a team of commission based sales people (About 400 so I don’t know them all intimately). One of these sales people in a remote town started cheating the company by applying staff discounts to people who weren’t staff and trying to claim promotional benefits for promotions he didn’t do etc. Besides that he was also rude and arrogant when dealing with other staff and customers. So when the opportunity came up I pointed this out to him and canceled his contract (He was spitting chunks at the time)
Some weeks later I was talking to another newly appointed representative in the same small town. He knew him and gave me some of his background. It appears he was a JW and as the new rep described him “very high up in the organization”. I know JWs tend to inflate their own importance but he described him as one of the top10 JWs in Austalia
So there you go – I disfellowshiped an elder without even knowing it – Isn’t that poetic justice. If had known at the time I would have tortured him a bit first by pointing out his dishonesty and lying more acutely.
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who stole my witnessing bag?
by jazza82 in.
daily i look near and far for my witnessing bag, but to no avail.. .
no more witnessing for me.
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hippikon
Hey dude - We can all chip in and buy you a new one :)
(A plastic one that the shopping comes in)
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Elder removed proceedure?
by Synergy inwhen an elder gets removed or steps down, does he have to turn in his private elders book or can he keep it as a souvenier?
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hippikon
Yeah - That wouldn't be right
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My Photos - life in the Australian bush
by unclebruce inthis is tathra wharf looking back over tathra township.
my 40 acres is in the hills to the right.. 130 years old and possibly the only one remaining on the entire australian coast.
it's my favorite fishing place.
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hippikon
Good one unc - Nice pad
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WOMEN YOU HAVE TO READ THE LATEST BY P.O.
by juni ina friend told me about the latest p.o.
talk.
he said that women seduce men into fornication 9 times out of 10 - they are jezebels he stated.. that pompous ass!!!!!!
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hippikon
So the other 1/10th of the time its rape?
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Do any small creatures frighten & freak you out?
by Rod P inhere's the dirty dozen: .
1) ants- imagine being buried in a sandpile up to your neck with sand.
along come a bunch of ants from an ant colony, and they crawl all over your head, in and out of your nose, your mouth, your ears, your eyes, and all thru your hair.
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My obsession with MP3s
by ballistic ini just worked out it would take 2 years, 245 days and several hours to play all my mp3s back to back.
that might be why there's a few i haven't played yet.
gradually i'm replacing them with cds i pay for on ebay.
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hippikon
Ok Not 80s but you got to get it
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My obsession with MP3s
by ballistic ini just worked out it would take 2 years, 245 days and several hours to play all my mp3s back to back.
that might be why there's a few i haven't played yet.
gradually i'm replacing them with cds i pay for on ebay.