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"But it does move"
Galileo
hippikon
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Most Hypocritical Act Witnessed As A JW
by goo inwhat was the most hypocritical act you personally witnessed during your incarceration as a jw?.
hypocritical acts you witnessed being performed by those claiming to be of the anointed are most especially welcome to be posted.. the person who posts the most hypocritical act will receive the complete box set of the bethel family sing the kingdom melodies vols 1 - 10 complete as first prize.. the runner up will receive two box sets.. i'll start off.. the most hypocritical thing i ever witnessed was the (married) co who ran off with the (single) special pioneer immediately after giving a talk at the district convention on "jehovahs gift of marriage".. sister special had the suitcases packed and the motor running out in the parking lot (located directly behind the platform) as co spiritual giant wrapped up his talk.
he finishes the talk then leaves the platform for the getaway car to a tumultuos round of applause from the massive crowd.. both last sighted somewhere slightly up ahead of a fading into the distance cloud of dust.. goo
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five and 1/2 days
by dark clouds ini'm reading a 'bible' called.
the lost books of the bible and the forgotten books of eden.
published by the world bible publishers, 1926. the following is a direct quote from one of the 'books', .
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If A JW Calls
by Stephanus ina friend told me he once had two jw ladies visit his house while he was in the front yard.
one was an older lady, the other young and attractive.
my friend (who looks pretty rough) walked up to them and gestured to the older lady "you - ***k off!
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hippikon
No one ever asked me for a root!
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My new picture, I know, I'm beautiful!
by Tallyman ini snapped it just today.. okay, the secret's out.. i'm a model.. i have an agent and everything!.
like they say in the tv commercial:.
"don't hate me because i'm beautiful".
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hippikon
In my opinion you don't need a face lift you need a hand job.
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Your best caption please.
by nicolaou inwe all know how this works, just give us your best caption for this pic' .
[why do i get the feeling that 'gutter' will crop up more than once?].
nic'.
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hippikon
"Sing boy or I'll rip your bloddy head off."
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I have come to hate this life in this system
by stephenw20 inbc news online provides excerpts of the letter left by mark barton in the house where he killed his wife and two young children before murdering nine others in downtown atlanta.
july 29, 1999 .
to whom it may concern, .
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hippikon
Don't want to make light of it but sounds like Fred knew him. I'd go mad too with fred in my ear.
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What if they did something useful?
by tergiversator ini posted this in response to a thread by nojw86 on h2o and thought i'd see what people here thought about it.... what if the witnesses did something useful for a change?.
just think what they could accomplish, if all the effort spent writing about antitypical fulfilments of obscure psalms was spent writing magazines to educate people about, say, health and sanitation.
if, instead of full-color books on dubious details of daniel's prophecies, they printed full-color textbooks on real history, science, literature, mathematics, etc., for distribution to areas where books aren't so easy to come by.
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hippikon
They do something useful
When they walk around my neighbourhood I know its safe from land mines.Where would we be without doughnut shops? They would go out of business otherwise.
And if they didn’t kill all those trees for books and stuff we would be poisoned with too much oxygen and the climate would stay cold forever!
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hippikon
More like flesh eating maggots
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hippikon
Well actually spiders are pan dimensional life forms. The web is a secret radio telescope for sending and receiving broadcasts to the mother ship. If you stick your ear up close you can hear them humming the words "Crush Kill Destroy". Spiders of course guard their transmitters jealously and will endeavour to eat anything that interferes with their signals and plans for would domination. (The fact that spiders have eight legs, lots of eyes and are hairy is indisputable proof they are pure evil and are not from this world)
As Little Miss Muffet is my wittiness I tell the troof
PS There is no basis in the rumour that the GB is really controlled by blood sucking arachnids
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Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)
by Wounded Heart inused to be called multiple personality disorder (mpd).. i have it.
i was physically, emotionally, sexually abused.
the tramas in my life were so great that i split into many.
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hippikon
If I may ask. How did you get involved with the witnesses and how have the elders dealt eith your problem?
"But it does move"
Galileo