Always the front first.
Then ever so gently and delicately work your way around to the back lawn.
oh, how she looked.
she was beautiful.
what curves and turns she had.
Always the front first.
Then ever so gently and delicately work your way around to the back lawn.
oh, how she looked.
she was beautiful.
what curves and turns she had.
That definitely makes me want to go mow the lawn .
this is the youtube video that was mentioned during rick fearon's six screens teleconference on may 22, 2010.. listen to what an arizona circuit servant says is the result of "just reading the bible.".
isn't it ironic that this organization's motto is "read god's word the bible daily"?.
http://www.youtube.com/user/21crosscheck21#p/u/14/l1lqhjw7yu0.
all the makings to a really good hollywood movie!!!!
You've got wars,earthquakes,incest,temple prostitutes,water being turned to blood and then later you've got water turned into wine at a wedding feast,polygamy,genocide,animal sacrifices, a giant and a really large dragon with seven heads.
debator said:
Jehovahs witnesses were NGO's of the Department of Information for the UN. This is not a wrongdoing Paul was also a Roman citizen.
Surely you jest with this comparison. Paul was automatically born as a Roman citizen. No different than me being born in the U.S.A. and automatically being a citizen. The WT Society wasn't born into the NGO/U.N. They willingly chose it and had to sign the documentation to be approved.
If you consider yourself a debator(debater)you have to know that you would be laughed off the stage/platform for trying to draw that parallel.
One doesn't require any action at all to be a part, while the other takes significant effort and a willingness to be part of.
If you're not sure of Paul being born as a Roman citizen then check out Acts 22:28
i have just seen the hottest girl ever on facebook and turns out she's a jw.
i swear i'm so close to make a temporary return just to have a chance with this girl.
due to privacy i won't link her picture, but all i can cay is ddddaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
I say go for it Blue Grass.
I see this as a win/win situation. If she is as "hot" as you say, then no doubt many others are already trying to sweep her off of her feet.
If for some reason you are able to pass all these others up and work to the head of the line, that in and of itself is one win.
Then if you work real hard for the organization,enough to garner her attention/affection to agree to marry you then chalk one more up on the win column. No longer a 24 year virgin.
Then as time marches on, in a few years her looks might not be as stunning as they once were and you have gotten older and realized you gave some of the best years of your life to the organization. But hey you at least scored with a real beauty.
Then as more time passes maybe you two have some kids. No birthday parties, X-mas presents, getting to hang out with other kids like them at the school football games etc. But hey a lot of witness kids have to endure that so what, right. Who cares about the emotional and mental trauma this may cause the kids. Cause you know why? It don't matter you scored with their mother when she was a real hottie.
Then after many years on down the road when your kids grow up and are pioneering instead of going to college like other kids their age, and still telling people of the world how close we are to the end, your wife can have a big beaming smile knowing they are pleasing Jah and not just selling books and gathering money for the org.
Then much later, when and if you get tired of all the Pro-WT,Pro-Organization hoopla, you can always come back to a forum like this and tell them something similar to what sd-7 is telling you now. That would be a win for the board at the time because many of us will by that time have moved on with our lives or have died by then. So maybe some will listen to your tale at that time but others will not. Still it will be an interesting story for the ones who read it.
Remember it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.
But....count the cost ahead of time and think if you are willing to pay the price that will affect your family. That is if you can't show her the errors of her ways.
Anyways whatever your decision, wishing you the best.
we had been talking about the massive oil spill and who all should be held accountable, when my son asked a question.
that i had not given any consideration to.. he asked,"since all that oil was underground to begin with and offshore, what would have happened if there was no oil rig out there but yet a massive earthquake hit out there miles under the sea and oceanfloor, right where that oil deposit was located, and the earth opened a crack all the way up to the ocean above, what would happen to that oil?
who would be responsible for the clean-up then?.
Caedes that was a very impressive diagram in your link you provided. Kinda puts it in perspective of how far they are actually drilling in thousands of feet, compared to the highest mountains and lowest dwelling sea creatures as well as what depths the subs are capable of attaining.
Thanks for that link. This has all proved very informative to me. I like to research, especially things I've never really gave much thought to in the past.
we had been talking about the massive oil spill and who all should be held accountable, when my son asked a question.
that i had not given any consideration to.. he asked,"since all that oil was underground to begin with and offshore, what would have happened if there was no oil rig out there but yet a massive earthquake hit out there miles under the sea and oceanfloor, right where that oil deposit was located, and the earth opened a crack all the way up to the ocean above, what would happen to that oil?
who would be responsible for the clean-up then?.
Thank all of you for your responses so far.
Black Sheep, it's funny you mentioned tectonic plates because thats the very thing my son was saying and focusing on.
From what coffee_black posted above, it seems this is a naturally occuring thing with oil being sent into the ocean periodically.
I enjoyed that article.
Marvin I must not be understanding what you typed above correctly. Are you suggesting that Earthquakes don't ever leave cracks or holes behind? I understand the part about earthquakes moves ground.
I will quote you then post some pics and tell me what you mean.
Marvin said:
An earthquake moves ground, it does not make and leave behind open holes. The amount of matter involved is far too extensive to allow massive release of deep underground deposits of oil because of an earthquake.
Now look at these pictures and also you can do a google search on "pictures of earthquake cracks" to see more.
my grandfather fought in the first ww.
he was in the trenches in france, he was gased and survived we always thought of him as one of the "generation" when we were kids.
he lived to almost 90, died in 1979.. he was always against the "truth" he mocked, he referred to my parents, his son, as a bible basher/thumper ect.
The Finger,
I just located a similar thread on which I as well as many others responded to happenings of "strangeness" very much like what you describe,all the way to the depositing of the item in a waste bin. You might find it interesting to look over it.
The thread is here:http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/187642/1/A-Demon-Experience-This-was-is-very-serious-to-me
my grandfather fought in the first ww.
he was in the trenches in france, he was gased and survived we always thought of him as one of the "generation" when we were kids.
he lived to almost 90, died in 1979.. he was always against the "truth" he mocked, he referred to my parents, his son, as a bible basher/thumper ect.
The Finger said
He took it away from the house and deposited it in public waste bin some mile or so from the house.
So my question is this, after he did this was there ever any strange phenomenon or unusual occurences reported in the local papers or news that seemed to suggest other people started "seeing" similar things happening there in relation to these items? (either the waste bin location or the public landfill that would have received the mentioned items)
If not then why do you suppose there was none?
And if so could you offer up a scan of a paper or a internet link to support this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaa0gd7clm&feature=player_embedded.