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  Chicago? Rio? Madrid?

  by VIII in

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  where would you like to see the 2016 olympics?

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  Where would you like to see the 2016 Olympics?
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  The ‘keister bomb’ is the newest terror threat

  by zarco in

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  al-qaidas new method of delivering a deadly payload in effect a plastic explosive suppository would make security experts nervous, you might think.. it is not easily spotted by conventional detectors.. but it does have some who know their explosives busting a gut.. a month ago in saudi arabia, a terrorist named abdullah hassan tali al-asiri reportedly walked past palace checkpoints with a small bomb inserted in a body cavity.

  judging by the al-qaida video featuring him proudly holding a device before committing the deed, it was about 3 inches long.. he wanted to blow up a saudi prince but succeeded only in blowing off his own bottom half and destroying the floor, killing himself in the process.. his intended target, prince mohammed bin nayef, and others in the room were largely unharmed.

  a saudi news service quoted the prince saying, understatedly, he surprised me by blowing himself up.. suffice to say al-asiris technique has given rise to the term keister bomb online.. it sounds almost like drunk logic, where an idea sounds great until the next morning and youre sober, going, noooo, that wont work, said paul worsey.

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  Do not fiddle with that wedgie in the security line!
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  Chimp on penguins

  by keyser soze in

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  chimp telling a penguin joke.

  check it out:.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbutyovap50.

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  Love the accent on those chimps!
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  MAJESTIC ones of the flock

  by VIII in

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  ok, i'll give it the old college try:.

  "this is what jehovah of armies has said, look!

  a calamity is going forth from nation to nation, and a great tempest itself will be roused up from the remotest parts of the earth .

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  Ok, I'll give it the old college try:

  "This is what Jehovah of armies has said, ‘Look! A calamity is going forth from nation to nation, and a great tempest itself will be roused up from the remotest parts of the earth . 33 And those slain by Jehovah will certainly come to be in that day from one end of the earth clear to the other end of the earth. They will not be bewailed, neither will they be gathered up or be buried. As manure on the surface of the ground they will become.'

  A calamity is going forth from nation to nation---Obviously that is the Swine Flu. You know, H1N1. Good try Jah, but they came up with a Vaccine. Hah, gottcha.

  a great tempest itself will be roused up from the remotest parts of the earth--I'm thinking Tsunami in Samoa. How about you? Remote, great tempest, all the makings of Tsumani.

  33 And those slain by Jehovah will certainly come to be in that day from one end of the earth clear to the other end of the earth.---Well, people do die. And like *We* apostates believe, once you're dead, you're dead. I mean, that's it. SY-O-NAR-AH.

  They will not be bewailed, neither will they be gathered up or be buried. As manure on the surface of the ground they will become.'--Kinda sad, washed out to sea and all. I'm guessing they are, what, shark bait? Yeah, that must be it. Too bad.

  34 "Howl, YOU shepherds, and cry out! And wallow about, YOU majestic ones of the flock, because YOUR days for slaughtering and for YOUR scatterings have been fulfilled, and YOU must fall like a desirable vessel!--Hmmm, I'm going to have to go with: I'm being told I'm a shepard, only I don't own any sheep, so I must be a vegetarian now. Now, as for a desirable vessel---Yes I can!!! Yes I am!!! See, I knew I could do this!

  35 And a place to flee to has perished from the shepherds, and a means of escape from the majestic ones of the flock.---I will remain on my mountain and await further instructions from my Klingon warrior. Klingon warriors existed when the bible was written, didn't they? I'll hug my sheep to keep warm.

  36 Listen! The outcry of the shepherds, and the howling of the majestic ones of the flock, for Jehovah is despoiling their pasturage.--Thank goodness I brought ear-plugs. I don't want to listen to anyone howling, I need my beauty sleep god-dammit.

  37 And the peaceful abiding places have been rendered lifeless because of the burning anger of Jehovah.---So, a wildfire was started. Typical. Could have been someone smoking and throwing out a lighted cigarette, or, could have been the Santa Ana winds. We may never know.

  38 He has left his covert just like a maned young lion, for their land has become an object of astonishment because of the maltreating sword and because of his burning anger."---Finally, the wildfire is over. Acres and acres of land burned. And the coyotes, they are everywhere. If you don't look closely, they look like lions. Put on your glasses you idiot.

  There now, see, this breaking down the bible stuff is fun. Can we do it again? Do you have more?
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  Tsunami and Earthquake

  by stillajwexelder in

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  just want to let you all know, jws at kh last night prayed for all at the brothers in american samoa affected by the tsunami - but not anybody else - just the jws were prayed for.

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  Are there more earthquakes now than ever before?

  More, of course.

  It's like the Great Recession. It's worse than the Great Depression, only not as bad. And, it is the start of the Great Tribulation. I have it on good authority. My Mom.
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  Tsunami and Earthquake

  by stillajwexelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just want to let you all know, jws at kh last night prayed for all at the brothers in american samoa affected by the tsunami - but not anybody else - just the jws were prayed for.

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  Typical. As we know, the rest who aren't JWs will die at the Big A anyway and are the evil doers of the world. Might as well let a giant wave sweep them out to sea. After the earth opens up now and eats them up. Makes it easier for Jah when the Big A happens.

  *Epiphany*: Jehovah allows earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, tornados, hurricanes and other natural disasters because he is just doing Pre-Armageddon work.

  That must be it.

  I wonder why no one figured that out before.
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  Castration anybody...?

  by Rabbit in

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  personally, i would have no problem with this law.

  if they want to 'rejoin' society, this should be a condition of their release.

  i do not understand why human rights groups would be more concerned about these dangerous criminals...more...than children.. what do you think?.

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  Alcatraz
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  Oriental guy comes to door last night and wants to talk to my oriental lady -

  by JWoods in

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  this seems to be happening about once a month now.

  nice looking middle aged oriental man in white shirt & tie.

  yup - positive jw id made already.. guy looks shocked when texan comes to door - "we were calling on oriental families" (as if i had no right to be there!).

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  He admits it: "Well, maybe the Watchtower Society is trying to protect these children"

  Now I have him by the short hairs: Protect them from what, may I ask? Science? Math? History? The Arts? Medicine? Law? WHAT???

  He cannot say. He retreats.

  (I don't think I've ever seen an Oriental or Asian JW. Even in Chicago.-- )
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  Polanski moral equivocation makes me sick...

  by avishai in

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  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joan-z-shore/polanskis-arrest-shame-on_b_301134.html.

  http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2009/09/the_outrageous_arrest_of_roman.html.

  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/aleqm5jsliygp7jjrlsryfva5vj_hzhlsgd9b0f3503.

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  Do these Hollywood-Correctness types ever even listen to what they are saying and how it sounds to an incredulous public?

  Apparently not. They must think the public is so stupid (and many are) that they will continue to accept criminal behavior and endorse it.

  Perhaps people want to turn a blind eye to what actually happens when a young child (or woman) is RAPED.

  RAPED vaginally.

  RAPED Anally.

  RAPED orally.

  Reading the details, which, I gather, most people are not willing to do, will make them physically ill.

  It will make them want to vomit. It will make them want to see Polanski in prison with a roommate named Bubba. And Bubba will have the details of what he did. And Bubba won't be happy. And will wait for Polanski to drop the soap.

  He then had an *affair* with 15 year-old Nastassja Kinski who was the star of his movie Tess. Again, 15 years old.

  He is a Peodophile. I hope he rots in jail until he dies.
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  Good News to Make You Happified

  by Farkel in

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  happified is a real watchtower word(tm), by the way!.

  if you want to give the wts credit for anything, then at least give them credit for their remarkably simple solution to every ill suffered by mankind.. it is a "one size fits all" solution and might be part of the appeal the wts has attracting people who have a hard time with reason and common sense.. they won't specifically tell you what that solution is, though.

  if they did, they would even get less converts than they get now, and currently they ain't gettin' many.

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  Hmmm, what about *female problems*?

  You know what I mean, those monthly problems that turn your sweet, submissive wife into a raging demon?

  Otherwise known as her period. Menstration.

  Will *that* still happen? It was created by Jehovah himself. (depending on what you believe)

  Even with Worldwide Genocide, tampons and pads will still be necessary. Something to ponder.